[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Despite what the lie-beral lamestream media have brainwashed so many people into believing, there are still true American Christian patriots who can see through the lies of Obamunism. Praise Jesus!

From the JYT:

Climate Change Doubt Is Tea Party Article of Faith

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“It’s a flat-out lie,” Mr. Dennison said in an interview after the debate, adding that he had based his view on the preaching of Rush Limbaugh and the teaching of Scripture. “I read my Bible,” Mr. Dennison said. “He made this earth for us to utilize.”

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“This so-called climate science is just ridiculous,” said Kelly Khuri, founder of the Clark County Tea Party Patriots. “I think it’s all cyclical.”

“Carbon regulation, cap and trade, it’s all just a money-control avenue,” Ms. Khuri added. “Some people say I’m extreme, but they said the John Birch Society was extreme, too.”

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Those who support the Tea Party movement are considerably more dubious about the existence and effects of global warming than the American public at large, according to a New York Times/CBS News Poll conducted this month. The survey found that only 14 percent of Tea Party supporters said that global warming is an environmental problem that is having an effect now, while 49 percent of the rest of the public believes that it is. More than half of Tea Party supporters said that global warming would have no serious effect at any time in the future, while only 15 percent of other Americans share that view, the poll found.

And 8 percent of Tea Party adherents volunteered that they did not believe global warming exists at all, while only 1 percent of other respondents agreed.

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A large majority of Tea Party-supported House candidates also doubt global warming science and oppose energy legislation designed to address it.

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“Being a strong Christian,” she added, “I cannot help but believe the Lord placed a lot of minerals in our country and it’s not there to destroy us.”

These people are America's future, not a bunch of latte-sipping, Prius-driving moonbats who are so hypersensitive and P.C. that they think that the John Birch Society is extreme.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by A REAL American

“Being a strong Christian,” she added, “I cannot help but believe the Lord placed a lot of minerals in our country and it’s not there to destroy us.”

Quoted for the TRUTH.

To suggest that Jesus gave enough all the oil and coal to kill us is like suggesting we have so much food we can eat ourselves to death. Heaven's even if Christ has given us to much food He would have certainly given us the wisdom not to over eat. The very suggestion is hilarious.

So the same thing is TRUE: God gave us all the oil and coal we need to live the prosperous lives He wants. Only Godless F-atheists would believe there is any danger there.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Praise! Finally someone makes a sensible point in the climate debate. The satanic environmentalists should read their bibles and realize that they are making God angry by going against His Word.

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth

The earth is ours to do with what we want and therefore God will not punish us with climate changes unless of course the environmentalists keep making God mad.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

If there were a such thing as global warming, it would be caused by homosexuality, not clorofluorocarbons! Think of all the methane that is released during anal sex! The feces gets dried out during the first few minutes of anal sex and then the methane heats up from all the friction, creating noxious exhaust fumes, and a chain reaction which ultimately depletes the ozone layer! If the liberals want to do something about global warming, they should stop having anal sex with eachother!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

If there were a such thing as global warming, it would be caused by homosexuality, not clorofluorocarbons! Think of all the methane that is released during anal sex! The feces gets dried out during the first few minutes of anal sex and then the methane heats up from all the friction, creating noxious exhaust fumes, and a chain reaction which ultimately depletes the ozone layer! If the liberals want to do something about global warming, they should stop having anal sex with eachother!

Funny scientists NEVER study this. I am sure scientists have a "serious" explanation but lets face it; scientists aren't going to admit to anything that doesn't fit their narrative. That narrative is all of us having butt sex in the cold and dark while eating tofu buggers.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Funny scientists NEVER study this. I am sure scientists have a "serious" explanation but lets face it; scientists aren't going to admit to anything that doesn't fit their narrative. That narrative is all of us having butt sex in the cold and dark while eating tofu buggers.

...and worshiping an eight-armed gold statue of Al Gore.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

...and worshiping an eight-armed gold statue of Al Gore.

A statue of a FAT eight-armed Al Gore. You can be sure the liberal elite will be eating well.

[SayvedByTheLord]

We will overcome all the disinformation regarding the climate, and racial bias toward God fearing white people. The Right Reverend David Duke recently put out this inspiring message.

[Tertius]

Technically, the bible does talk about "accelerated" global warming...

"But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men" (2 Peter 3:7).

"But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men" (2 Peter 3:10).

[Tertius]

Whoops, copy-pasted the wrong verse.

"But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up" (2 Peter 3:10).

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Tertius

Technically, the bible does talk about "accelerated" global warming...

Thank you for you contribution. Did Al Gore furnish you with that quote, you communist shrill?