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Cyclone Phet, Monsoon Floods: God hates Pakistanis and Wikileaks -
06-07-2010, 10:08 PM
Cyclone Phet, currently punishing sinners in Oman, India, and Pakistan is among the strongest Arabian Sea tropical cyclones ever recorded.
No doubt Al Bore and his ecoterrorists will try to claim responsibility, saying this is "global warming". Well if that's true, why is your "gaia" punishing people who don't even drive SUVs?
Ecoterrorists claim their "Gaia" is all-powerful and good, yet here their Gaia is punishing the "innocent". So tell me all, is your Gaia powerless, or just evil? I'd say both.
Global warming is a lie, and the true is God will not be mocked!
Pakistan is obviously being punished because the judicial activists in their supreme court have de-banned Facebook, a website used by young harlots to share their "sexting".
Oman is being punished because they are claiming to have been hit by a tomahawk cruise missle. If we were at war there, there would be a movie or tv series about it.
India is being punished because it is persecuting people for the Bhopal Chemical "disaster", which was also God's wrath. They have been fined $2,124 for an event that only killed 16,000 indians. You do the math. Are indians really worth an 8th of a dollar?
...And also a good representation of the free market getting buried by ecoterrorist persecution of enterpreneurs! As if there's any shortage of indians: 16,000 probably get born every hour!
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
06-09-2010, 07:11 AM
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India is being punished because it is persecuting people for the Bhopal Chemical "disaster", which was also God's wrath. They have been fined $2,124 for an event that only killed 16,000 indians. You do the math. Are indians really worth an 8th of a dollar?
...And also a good representation of the free market getting buried by ecoterrorist persecution of enterpreneurs! As if there's any shortage of indians: 16,000 probably get born every hour!
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Wow! I didn't know this.
But then again, you should remember that India was a poor country till the late 90s.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
06-09-2010, 11:41 AM
It's about time they got their punishment.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
06-09-2010, 11:53 AM
If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would, think how much of God's resources they waste feeding themselves and their 25 children each day, camels don't grow on trees you know. I would kill as many as I could with the money I had spare, then sell my house and use the money there to kill another few hundred thousand mooslim Jesus haters. I want to show God how much I love him!
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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
06-09-2010, 01:53 PM
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If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would
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Well, one thing the " blame the successful first" lynch mob forgets is that the owners of the Bhopal plant were alread fined by the invisible hand of the market. The chemicals lost in the spill cost money, and the spill caused a loss of productivity, which also cost money. There's a thing called " double jeapardy" which means you can't be punished twice for the same crime, proving this "fine" is nothing but extortion.
Since chemical spills are unprofitable, in a True Capitalist™ market system they would never happen. Unprofitable actions, including chemical spills and oil spills, only happen because of governments distorting the market.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
06-12-2010, 03:05 AM
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Wow! I didn't know this.
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Of course you've never heard of this failure caused by government regulation - the liberal media never talks about it.
You know why I think God is punishing India? Their snotty, elitist tech support nerds. Just listen to this exchange, this nice, polite lady has a simple request, (get rid of that evil video game) and this snotty Indian elitist keeps snickering at her and changing the subject instead of just solving the problem:
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Monsoon Floods in Pakistan - Wikileaks to blame! -
07-30-2010, 05:22 PM
325 Muslims in Pakistan and at least 60 in Afganistan have been waterboarded to death by God. While the atheiofascists and judeofascists in Big Science will claim this is evidence of their "climate change" fraud, the real culprit is wikileaks.
Wikileaks, a website that exists to violate the privacy rights of Governments and large corporations, recently made public documents that claim that the Pakistani government has been working for the Taliban and Al Queda.
As someone with many business contacts in the Pakistani intelligence community, I can tell you that these accusations are lies. However, God has a lot of His plate right now, what with this being the End Of Days and all, so he must have decided to punish Pakistan, just in case the documents are true.
Friends, please pray that God's judgement falls on the REAL sinners - those nosey, prying slanderers at wikileaks!
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Re: Monsoon Floods in Pakistan - Wikileaks to blame! -
07-30-2010, 08:13 PM
While I don't support the outing of government secrets as it violates national security these Wikileaks do underscore how badly the Obama administration has run the Afghan war in the last eight years. Basically it is typical liberal record of neglected wars, wishful thinking and stubborn refusal to accept reality. This is just the same Liberal disaster of Iraq all over again.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-09-2010, 03:20 PM
As of yesterday there are 800,000 people " affected", whatever that means, and also " 2,000 schools have been damaged", but these schools were just teaching terrorism, or worse, evolution. So when these bums come asking for charity, the only thing you should give is the BIBLE.
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Re: Cyclone Phet, Monsoon Foods: God hates Pakistanis and Wikilea -
08-09-2010, 03:40 PM
I had some shifty swarthy Godless looking types at my door the other day looking for cash for the floods in pakistan. I told him that if he read his bible instead of the pack of lies book those mooslims like to make out they read (when we know most of them can not). He would know that floods are Gods work to punish the faithless as happened in Noahs time.
Plus everyone knows that any money you give goes straight into their pockets to buy hashish or to the taliban so they can kill some more good Christans . I would be sinning if i gave them money, but being a Christan I said finally i would give them something and I went off to my cuboard (making sure i had bolted the door as i did so as they will have the eyes out of your head if you are not careful), I then returned with my old water wings and snorkel. The ungreatful heathens then stormed off as I quoted from my bible (which is allways in handy reach):
"May our Lord Jesus Christ himself and God our Father, who loved us and gave everlasting comfort and good hope by means of undeserved kindness, comfort your hearts and make you firm in every good deed and word." 2 Thess 2:16,17
I noted that they still kept the waterwings and snorkel.
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Re: Cyclone Phet, Monsoon Foods: God hates Pakistanis and Wikilea -
08-10-2010, 01:02 AM
God did warn these Indian's of their wicked ways. No wonder he wants to flush their sins away, just like He did in Noah's time.
Genesis 7:4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 01:16 PM
Given the responses to my last thread on Chile, I am not optimistic many will join me, but I would ask all of those who love the Lord to join in prayer to ask for His intervention in the terrible situation in Pakistan. This evening I shall be attending an inter-faith prayer vigil. Anglicans, Catholics, and other Christians (including some Baptists) will be joining with Muslims, Jews, Sikhs and Hindus to remember in prayer those who are suffering. Many have died, and many more are bereaved. Typhoid and other water-borne illnesses are attacking the young and the elderly. Around 1.5 million people have lost their homes. Please ask the Lord to strengthen and protect them. May they know His love. And please remember in prayer too the Pakistani government, the UN, and the various aid agencies which are working hard to bring fresh water, food, and shelter to the victims of this terrible disaster.
In Christ,
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 01:18 PM
@ Satanic Rover
Why do you oppose the work God is doing in Pakistan? They have been asking for it for a long time, and God is finally giving us justice!
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 01:22 PM
Why did you start this thread. There is already one on this topic. Has the AIDS starting to affect your reading skills.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 02:22 PM
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This evening I shall be attending an inter-faith prayer vigil. Anglicans, Catholics, and other Christians (including some Baptists) will be joining with Muslims, Jews, Sikhs and Hindus to remember in prayer those who are suffering.
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So, you're going to team up with members of the brit fag church, papists, mudslimes, hooknoses, and eastern sects to offer prayers.
You may as well toss in a couple of redskin medicine men and some voodoo witch doctors for all the good it will do you.
God listens to his true believers as found in our True Christian™ community. He does not listen to the Tower of Babel you describe.
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 02:44 PM
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God listens to his true believers as found in our True Christian™ community. He does not listen to the Tower of Babel you describe.
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How do you know that for sure? I suppose it's a personal feeling you have in your soul? Or do you get your belief (in that He listens solely to the True Christians) completely out of the Bible? Or a mix of both perhaps?
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 03:19 PM
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Given the responses to my last thread on Chile, I am not optimistic many will join me, but I would ask all of those who love the Lord to join in prayer to ask for His intervention in the terrible situation in Pakistan. This evening I shall be attending an inter-faith prayer vigil. Anglicans, Catholics, and other Christians (including some Baptists) will be joining with Muslims, Jews, Sikhs and Hindus to remember in prayer those who are suffering. Many have died, and many more are bereaved. Typhoid and other water-borne illnesses are attacking the young and the elderly. Around 1.5 million people have lost their homes. Please ask the Lord to strengthen and protect them. May they know His love. And please remember in prayer too the Pakistani government, the UN, and the various aid agencies which are working hard to bring fresh water, food, and shelter to the victims of this terrible disaster.
In Christ,
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While I fail to see the point of an interfaith vigil I to am praying the heathen moon and cow worshipers turn from their false gods and accept the Unconditional Love Christ before Our Loving Savior is forced to destroy them. These poor people made an unfortunate lifestyle choice by not being born white, American and Christian, but maybe this is their chance to do the right thing. Let us pray this is so. GLORY
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 03:27 PM
This cant be the work of god...
Genesis 9:11
And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
Earthquakes fine, volcanoes are OK, balls of fire are good too. But floods are a no no. He even created rainbows to remind him its a no no....
Just in case he forgot.
Genesis 9:13
I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 03:33 PM
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Genesis 9:11
And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
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Oh gimme a break! God didn't destroy the earth right now, He just gave a warning to some towelheads with nukes. I'm sure even you can see the difference!
There's flooding, and then there's the Flood. Don't twist Scripture just to try to prove some liebral point.
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 03:35 PM
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This cant be the work of god...
Genesis 9:11
And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
Earthquakes fine, volcanoes are OK, balls of fire are good too. But floods are a no no. He even created rainbows to remind him its a no no....
Just in case he forgot.
Genesis 9:13
I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
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Did you miss my post at #3. You should read the entries before posting.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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