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Default Don't let this be you! - 10-13-2006, 03:17 PM

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disdainfully proud; snobbish; scornfully arrogant; supercilious:
Did you know that God hates haughty people?

2 Samuel 22:28 And the afflicted people thou wilt save: but thine eyes are upon the haughty, that thou mayest bring them down.

Please Jesus, bring down the haughty!

Everyone knows that pride comes before a fall.

Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Don't be prideful!

It's just God setting you up so when he messes with you, it hurts you that much more!

It's better to be meek and humble, so when the bad things that will happen (think Job) that it doesn't bother you as much.

Isaiah 10:33 Behold, the Lord, the LORD of hosts, shall lop the bough with terror: and the high ones of stature shall be hewn down, and the haughty shall be humbled.

Remember, when those bad things happen, it's the LORD who does it!

PRAISE JESUS!!!

PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME

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Default Re: Don't let this be you! - 10-13-2006, 09:33 PM

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Did you know that God hates haughty people?
God hates everyone, doesn't he?


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Default Re: Don't let this be you! - 10-13-2006, 09:58 PM

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God hates everyone, doesn't he?
Of course not! GOD loves ALL of His creations! Or at least the ones which were left after He drowned the bad ones. Well.....except the JOOS, Mudslums, women, Catlickers, FALSE CHRISTIANS, dotheads, wickedans, ornamental people, injuns, eskimos, Russians, darkies, rappers, chavs, women, retards, unusually short people, unusually tall people, Demoncrats, women, scientists, EVILutionists, mimes, David Blaine (all street magicians), gays, lezbos, homers queers, bi-curious, freaks of nature, Bill Gates, vampires, gamblers, women, Queen, Devo, Minnie Pearl, Son of Sam, Charles Manson, Axl Rose, Prince, Madonna, Jacko, Eleanor Rigby and Hitlery Clinton.


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Default Re: Don't let this be you! - 10-13-2006, 10:06 PM

:::adding to the list::::

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Default Re: Don't let this be you! - 10-14-2006, 03:55 AM

And don't forget Michael Moore and the other communists that run the demoncrat cell.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Don't let this be you! - 10-15-2006, 12:34 PM

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And don't forget Michael Moore and the other communists that run the demoncrat cell.
Of course God hates Michael Moore. I can say quite confidently that almost every sane human being in the world hates the fat, blasphemic, liar.
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Default Re: Don't let this be you! - 10-16-2006, 09:33 PM

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Of course not! GOD loves ALL of His creations! Or at least the ones which were left after He drowned the bad ones. Well.....except the JOOS, Mudslums, women, Catlickers, FALSE CHRISTIANS, dotheads, wickedans, ornamental people, injuns, eskimos, Russians, darkies, rappers, chavs, women, retards, unusually short people, unusually tall people, Demoncrats, women, scientists, EVILutionists, mimes, David Blaine (all street magicians), gays, lezbos, homers queers, bi-curious, freaks of nature, Bill Gates, vampires, gamblers, women, Queen, Devo, Minnie Pearl, Son of Sam, Charles Manson, Axl Rose, Prince, Madonna, Jacko, Eleanor Rigby and Hitlery Clinton.
Right...that's not everyone, but that's damn near the entire world.

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Default Re: Don't let this be you! - 10-16-2006, 11:38 PM

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Right...that's not everyone, but that's damn near the entire world.

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Well, duh! Let me remind you of the plan of salvation that God in His infinite love and mercy set up for us:

Matt. 7:13-14: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


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