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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-13-2013, 10:49 PM
Well if you think the Isle of Man (Gem of gods earth) is such a horrible place, you should think again, the Isle of Man is one of the most successful areas in the UK. Also one of the most beautiful and most scenic places in the world. And when your admiring the sheer beauty of the Isle of Man I will creep up behind you and crack your *** foul language removed *** skulls in.
Oh and god is about as real as big foot
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-13-2013, 10:54 PM
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Well if you think the Isle of Man (Gem of gods earth) is such a horrible place, you should think again, the Isle of Man is one of the most successful areas in the UK. Also one of the most beautiful and most scenic places in the world. And when your admiring the sheer beauty of the Isle of Man I will creep up behind you and crack your *** foul language removed *** skulls in.
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It's so beautiful that apparently it breeds cold-blooded murderers.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-13-2013, 10:57 PM
So i take there are no cold blooded murders In America?
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10-13-2013, 11:08 PM
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So i take there are no cold blooded murders In America?
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Of course there are: we have plenty of drug-addicted queer demoncrats here.
Now, how about you head over to the Introduction Forum and make a thread of your own telling us all about your Walk With Jesus...we want to get to know you!
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10-13-2013, 11:10 PM
Oh if real men love Jesus, Jesus is a man. Man + man love = homosexuality, don't you religious folk take offence by that?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-13-2013, 11:13 PM
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Oh if real men love Jesus, Jesus is a man. Man + man love = homosexuality, don't you religious folk take offence by that?
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Is it a traditional Manx way to love your father and brothers in a sexual way?
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10-13-2013, 11:14 PM
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Oh if real men love Jesus, Jesus is a man. Man + man love = homosexuality, don't you religious folk take offence by that?
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Typical Manc: always thinking about the brown-eye.
(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-13-2013, 11:19 PM
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Oh if real men love Jesus, Jesus is a man. Man + man love = homosexuality, don't you religious folk take offence by that?
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No way, friend, that would be silly! Why would the Himself deem homosexuality an utter abomination (Leviticus 18:22) if He designed us to be homos in the first place?
No, dear, the love for Christ is purely platonic. Just because He uses the imagery of a Wedding Feast to describe Heaven (Revelation 19:6-9) does not mean there is a sexual honeymoon between Jesus and men who come to Him.
Love of Jesus for a man is totally no homo
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-13-2013, 11:21 PM
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Is it a traditional Manx way to love your father and brothers in a sexual way?
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Speaking as a woman, there is nothing on earth that could convince me to lay with a Manx man. Surely all the women there feel the same way, and it is a rather tiny island.
If you know what I mean.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-13-2013, 11:30 PM
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Well if you think the Isle of Man (Gem of gods earth) is such a horrible place, you should think again, the Isle of Man is one of the most successful areas in the UK. Also one of the most beautiful and most scenic places in the world. And when your admiring the sheer beauty of the Isle of Man I will creep up behind you and crack your *** foul language removed *** skulls in.
Oh and god is about as real as big foot
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Your little country actually used to be a decent place until September 1992, infact it used to be one of the most booked holiday destinations at the Freehold Travel Agency and also used to be commonly visited by the Landover Baptist Travel Association
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_ri...he_Isle_of_Man
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It's hard to enjoy the beauty of the post-1992 Isle of Man nowadays when you have to watch your back all the time, you never know what will happen
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
10-27-2013, 04:17 PM
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Well if you think the Isle of Man (Gem of gods earth) is such a horrible place, you should think again, the Isle of Man is one of the most successful areas in the UK.
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Your heathen island isn't even IN the UK. Please educate yourself before posting again.
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02-06-2014, 09:53 PM
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6 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE ISLE OF MAN
The Isle of Man is located right between 3 of God's most hated countries, which is England, Scotland and Ireland, just like the Faroe Islands, the mayority of the world does not recognize the Isle of Man as a real country, becuase of it's sinful and perverted ways.
1. The people who lives on the Isle of Man are mostly British fags who couldn't get enough of the perversion at the British "mainland" (not really mainland, since Britain is an island as well, there sure is something about perversion and islands)
2. They have the most disgusting and perverted flag in the entire world, try look at it without puking
3. Their official church is the Manx Church, which practises Anglicanism (false Christianity), and for the most they also worship their Celtic pagan false gods
4. The national sport of the Isle of Man is to have orgies with people from other sick islands like the Faroe Islands, Iceland, Hawaii, New Zealand and Australia, these orgies usually lats for days, sometimes weeks
5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American
6. Just like in it's neighbor country Scotland, beastiality is extremely common, especially involving sheeps
God hates the Isle of Man!
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I am a Manx man, I was born here and live with my sister and my mother ( the same person) and my father and grandfather (also the same person)
and my wife Harriet ( a sheep)
We are all very happy here and we are all God's creatures. If God hates us so much why are we happy,warm, dry and well fed ?
You American people seem to be very angry and unhappy. Are you sure that it's not God that hates you ?
If you are favoured by God then why do you kill other races and religions, we don't . We are very happy and well fed and dry and warm
I think you should come to the Isle of Man and loosen up a bit, we would welcome you to join in our Celtic orgies and we wouldn't put you in a big Wicker Man and burn you because we don't do things like that any more. not since we became warrm dry and well fed.
Sending God's luv to you all in Americkey
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-07-2014, 12:20 AM
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I am a Manx man, I was born here and live with my sister and my mother ( the same person) and my father and grandfather (also the same person)
and my wife Harriet ( a sheep)
We are all very happy here and we are all God's creatures. If God hates us so much why are we happy,warm, dry and well fed ?
You American people seem to be very angry and unhappy. Are you sure that it's not God that hates you ?
If you are favoured by God then why do you kill other races and religions, we don't . We are very happy and well fed and dry and warm
I think you should come to the Isle of Man and loosen up a bit, we would welcome you to join in our Celtic orgies and we wouldn't put you in a big Wicker Man and burn you because we don't do things like that any more. not since we became warrm dry and well fed.
Sending God's luv to you all in Americkey
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You and the rest of the fornicators are going to get a lot warmer.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-07-2014, 12:33 AM
Is butch butter some kind of euro queer slang?
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-07-2014, 12:37 AM
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I am a Manx man, I was born here and live with my sister and my mother ( the same person) and my father and grandfather (also the same person)
and my wife Harriet ( a sheep)
We are all very happy here and we are all God's creatures. If God hates us so much why are we happy,warm, dry and well fed ?
You American people seem to be very angry and unhappy. Are you sure that it's not God that hates you ?
If you are favoured by God then why do you kill other races and religions, we don't . We are very happy and well fed and dry and warm
I think you should come to the Isle of Man and loosen up a bit, we would welcome you to join in our Celtic orgies and we wouldn't put you in a big Wicker Man and burn you because we don't do things like that any more. not since we became warrm dry and well fed.
Sending God's luv to you all in Americkey
Butchos Manx
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We do accept rude, incestuous, mormonic, half-witted, bestiality addicts like you here (at least provisionally)...
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-07-2014, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by butchbuttery
I am a Manx man, I was born here and live with my sister and my mother ( the same person) and my father and grandfather (also the same person)
and my wife Harriet ( a sheep)
We are all very happy here and we are all God's creatures. If God hates us so much why are we happy,warm, dry and well fed ?
You American people seem to be very angry and unhappy. Are you sure that it's not God that hates you ?
If you are favoured by God then why do you kill other races and religions, we don't . We are very happy and well fed and dry and warm
I think you should come to the Isle of Man and loosen up a bit, we would welcome you to join in our Celtic orgies and we wouldn't put you in a big Wicker Man and burn you because we don't do things like that any more. not since we became warrm dry and well fed.
Sending God's luv to you all in Americkey
Butchos Manx
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I had a Manx cat once. I recognize his characteristics in you, Butch. All he could think of was staying warm, dry and well fed, which was no big deal because I had a bag of cat food and we live in a desert.
It is said that all the Gaels with any gumption were killed fighting the Saxons and all the sissies fled to the little islands that the Saxons didn't want. I guess that explains your rather narrow idea of what success in life is all about.
You are, by your own account, a pervert and damned. I am sorry to hear that and I hope you can get control of your urges. You have angered the Lord and that is a dangerous situation.
I hope Jesus saves you so you won't have to go to Hell.
God Bless!
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-07-2014, 03:33 AM
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I am a Manx man, I was born here and live with my sister and my mother ( the same person) and my father and grandfather (also the same person)
and my wife Harriet ( a sheep)
We are all very happy here and we are all God's creatures. If God hates us so much why are we happy,warm, dry and well fed ?
You American people seem to be very angry and unhappy. Are you sure that it's not God that hates you ?
If you are favoured by God then why do you kill other races and religions, we don't . We are very happy and well fed and dry and warm
I think you should come to the Isle of Man and loosen up a bit, we would welcome you to join in our Celtic orgies and we wouldn't put you in a big Wicker Man and burn you because we don't do things like that any more. not since we became warrm dry and well fed.
Sending God's luv to you all in Americkey
Butchos Manx
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Have you people no shame?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-07-2014, 10:57 AM
God doesnt hate the IOM you bunch of *** profanity ***!! You all speak English not American! Its the Welsh who shag sheep not the Scottish! Gays leave the island all the time as there is limited choice for them. Also the Manx language is a dead language (not used anymore).
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-07-2014, 01:04 PM
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God doesnt hate the IOM you bunch of *** profanity ***!! You all speak English not American! Its the Welsh who shag sheep not the Scottish! Gays leave the island all the time as there is limited choice for them. Also the Manx language is a dead language (not used anymore).
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Why do the you lot keep quoting Kanye West?? His Jesus Walks song was epic but its old now!!
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Young lady you do realise that this is a Christian forum for the praise of Jesus Christ?
I'm always amazed when the gaywise come to God'd Favourite forum: jus what reaction do you expact to get?
Jesus really hates you guys and He tells us very clearly in Leviticus 20:13 what He wants for queers everywhere.
Won't you at least consider letting His conditional love come inside you?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-08-2014, 11:18 PM
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Young lady you do realise that this is a Christian forum for the praise of Jesus Christ?
I'm always amazed when the gaywise come to God'd Favourite forum: jus what reaction do you expact to get?
Jesus really hates you guys and He tells us very clearly in Leviticus 20:13 what He wants for queers everywhere.
Won't you at least consider letting His conditional love come inside you?
YIC
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Yes, I thought that was a bit of a brusque introduction. Not like that other person, Mr Butter was it? who was sort of polite I suppose. I'm a bit wary of befriending newcomers after having 3 of them reject my attempts at encouragement to seek Jesus. Is there a word for Jesus in Manx? I'm pretty sure they don't have one in Cornish, which is probably the same language.
I understand they have barbeques on the Isle of Man. Perhaps if Mr Butter took his "wife" she could get spit roasted like we do here and he could find a proper wife, maybe one from overseas? to prevent double headed babies.
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