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Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-19-2013, 09:28 PM
I'm wondering if anybody has any information on this? Is it a good idea to keep toddlers in cages if they begin to exhibit signs of homosexuality?
I suspect a combination of being caged and prayed over would probably be very effective.
However, I can't find any verses in the Bible pertaining specifically to childhood homosexuality.
Your thoughts?
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-19-2013, 09:39 PM
Caging is a terrific way to keep your other babies safe from getting the gay on them. But it is a stop gap method and God is not one to have us do things part way.
My wife, Mrs. Hutchins, scrubs then with lye to get it off. Once the child is Glowing with the Fire of Satan ™ escaping and the screams of toment cease, the child, if the Devil has not stolen its' soul, has no more gay on it. I can testify to it working, not a single son of mine has ever been raped by any of his brothers.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-19-2013, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Caging is a terrific way to keep your other babies safe from getting the gay on them. But it is a stop gap method and God is not one to have us do things part way.
My wife, Mrs. Hutchins, scrubs then with lye to get it off. Once the child is Glowing with the Fire of Satan ™ escaping and the screams of toment cease, the child, if the Devil has not stolen its' soul, has no more gay on it. I can testify to it working, not a single son of mine has ever been raped by any of his brothers.
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Everyone would be wise to heed Brother Hutchin's sound advice on such matters, the man knows his stuff. Naturally prayers are needed, but James, do you remember the time I accidentally let my boy play basketball with a bunch of retards (yes, actual mongoloid retards)? I was running around with my head cut off certain he caught the retard! James took me aside and calmly told me to bleach him. Guess what!?! He didn't catch the Down Sindrome!
I'm not sure how it would have turned out if not for his advice. Yeah the boy was screaming in agony, but imagine the alternative? A retard for a son? Not in my house.
Abigail and I can't thank you enough James!!
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-20-2013, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
I'm wondering if anybody has any information on this? Is it a good idea to keep toddlers in cages if they begin to exhibit signs of homosexuality?
I suspect a combination of being caged and prayed over would probably be very effective.
However, I can't find any verses in the Bible pertaining specifically to childhood homosexuality.
Your thoughts?
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Well, I do think it's a good idea, just to be on the safe side. Who knows how many innocent toddler rectums are at risk with an infant homo-rectal predator on the loose? The damage to the colons and mental health of countless tots violently sodomized at the day care during "nap-time" by the little perverts makes us err on the side of caution.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-20-2013, 12:09 AM
Of course, prayer is always the first defense. But when dealing with sin filled babies, God often will not listen because babies have no soul and will never go to Heaven.
2 Samuel 12:22-23
22 And he said, While the child was yet alive, I fasted and wept: for I said, Who can tell whether God will be gracious to me, that the child may live?
23 But now he is dead, wherefore should I fast? can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he shall not return to me.
Romans 5:12
Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
As a parent, we have the job to nurture and mold our children in Gods image. That means doing what ever we can to get the gay off of them (and quite right, that 'downs pghlem' too). If a child screams, you know you are having an effect and will change its' life. Praise the Glory!
Proverbs 22:15
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
1 John 3:8
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
2 Timothy 3:1-4
3 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
Romans 13:1-6
13 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
God makes things so simple and easy. You follow the Holy Bible, even what seems perplexing and impossible becomes childs play.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-20-2013, 01:32 AM
Mr. Etheldreda's grandmother recalls a time when Freehold had its own drop-off baskets for children suspected of being gay. She kept this photo on her refrigerator to remind her children that she loved them too much to let them throw their lives away and go to Hell for the sake of reveling in fine fabrics and fabulous shoes. This photo was of the old grocer, Mr. Harper's nephew who apparently had a thing for dressing up in his sisters' dresses and wanted to be called "Nancy" instead of his God-given Christian name, Ned. Such an embarrassment to the Harper's who eventually sent Ned off to a "special school" back east. Mr. Etheldreda's father never saw him again, and I don't think anyone did, come to think of it. Of course this was long ago, and I don't know if the drop off still exists. It used to be behind the Library, or so I was told. Ned was a tough case, Mr. Etheldreda's grandmother tells me, but most children shaped up quickly when they realized their "play gay" games would not be tolerated.
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-23-2013, 03:59 AM
Brother this is an excellent question and one that has been brought up before.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=74740
I'm of the thought that we should cage gay and wayward children and the same goes for the elderly.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2344
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-23-2013, 05:44 AM
The War for our Souls is to be won or lost on the Battlefield of Anuses. A major concern for every Christian parent should be the thwarting of rectal invasion by homosexuals at home and abroad. The homosexuals will leave no anus unraped, and so we should spare no expense in protecting our children and families.
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
06-23-2013, 06:45 AM
There is one of the quieter neighbors on my street, I don't remember his name, an older gentleman, who doesn't mind housing the gay kids in HIS OWN CAGES for a weekend or something, if parents are fed up. I think it's free...I'll try to remember his name.
The point is, parents don't have to deal with it alone.
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
07-04-2013, 09:11 PM
If you are unfortunate to live in an apartment then child window cages are a wonderful idea. Homo children can be safely separated from the other children, it also protects your pets from wandering little hands.
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
07-04-2013, 09:19 PM
Actually is that homo boy abusing a cat in that photo?
Proof that they choose the perversion at a very early age.
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Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: Gay babies: to cage, or not to cage? -
07-05-2013, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Actually is that homo boy abusing a cat in that photo?
Proof that they choose the perversion at a very early age.
YIC
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I think that he is abusing a cat! Disgusting!!
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1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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