[WilliamJenningsBryan]

What? I go out of town for a day to take care of business and come back to find we have some kind of anchor baby running for Mayor?

On top of it all she goes away to a state university where they turn out nothing but vacuous mush brained socialists. This is outrageous considering there's the world's greatest True Christian™ Landover Baptist University right here in Freehold - with plenty of part-time work here in Freehold to work your way through college. Does she even know what a garbage disposal is?

And where, might I ask, is the platform here - or are we dealing with another bartender? What kind of relevant experience does this candidate have? Are we going to be faced with putting solar panels on our roofs and carbon taxes? Frankly, my grass grows better with more CO2.

[Alfred King]

Now that buffoon Trump has reduced the changes of any Republican ever winning any elections to ZERO, I will most certainly become the next major of Freehold!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

Now that buffoon Trump has reduced the changes of any Republican ever winning any elections to ZERO, I will most certainly become the next major of Freehold!

Alfred King--welcome back. You have been so quiet I thought you had left town. But, since you are here, we need to listen to more of you liberal views. Well, maybe listen is not what I meant. We need to know you have liberal views and react accordingly.

You are welcome to join a girl that is running, Alejandra Larghez. If you speak Spanish you might enjoy visiting with her.

Just think, two opposition candidates out to change Freehold, a city that never changes.

[Dana723]

We truly live in the end times, my brothers and sisters. When a Hispanic female maid and an uppity Negro can run for public office, I truly believe the end is near.


He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus. Revelation 22:20

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Just think, two opposition candidates out to change Freehold, a city that never changes.

My husband says that if we are to have our time wasted by hopeless opposition candidates, then frankly the best way to go is to have plenty of them: "the more the merrier".

[Johny Joe Hold]

A BIG announcement: My people are talking to Sarah Huckabee's people about an endorsement from her and an appearance here in Freehold. To be endorsed by a world-wide leader in the Republican Party would be really exciting.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Alfred King--welcome back. You have been so quiet I thought you had left town. But, since you are here, we need to listen to more of you liberal views. Well, maybe listen is not what I meant. We need to know you have liberal views and react accordingly.

You are welcome to join a girl that is running, Alejandra Larghez. If you speak Spanish you might enjoy visiting with her.

Just think, two opposition candidates out to change Freehold, a city that never changes.

I hear Mr. King just got back from 'the big house', hence the peace and quiet Landover has enjoyed. Odd that any nigra would have a big house. I am sure hell being going back and sit in the chair, soon enough. I have Officer Richards looking in to it. Nothing gets by him.


A side note, I do get a laugh when he drives by in his Chrysler 300 with all the fake gold and spinning giant hub caps, his lips flabbering in the breeze.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

A side note, I do get a laugh when he drives by in his Chrysler 300 with all the fake gold and spinning giant hub caps, his lips flabbering in the breeze.

I really don't find anything funny about the verb "to drive by" in the context of Mr King.


Brother Mayor Hold, sir, two of my three stepdaughters (all True Christian™ married women) are over the age of 18 and registered voters in Freehold. Would it help if they added their names to the seemingly interminable list of candidates? Not that anyone wishes to muddy the waters, obviously.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I really don't find anything funny about the verb "to drive by" in the context of Mr King.


Brother Mayor Hold, sir, two of my three stepdaughters (all True Christian™ married women) are over the age of 18 and registered voters in Freehold. Would it help if they added their names to the seemingly interminable list of candidates? Not that anyone wishes to muddy the waters, obviously.

Well my goodness why not? They could have silly parades like Ms. Mexican. Maybe a parade a day here in quiet Freehold.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I really don't find anything funny about the verb "to drive by" in the context of Mr King.


Brother Mayor Hold, sir, two of my three stepdaughters (all True Christian™ married women) are over the age of 18 and registered voters in Freehold. Would it help if they added their names to the seemingly interminable list of candidates? Not that anyone wishes to muddy the waters, obviously.

True, nigras doing a drive by is a terrifying thing for Decent Christians. Though if they are not doing that, the are stealing or shooting up the reefers or raping White women.



Far be it from me to hide reality. we will get no where if we bury our heads in the Bible.

[BibleReader2231]

Can I money gram you my allowance Mister Hold if it means you’ll win the election?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Well my goodness why not? They could have silly parades like Ms. Mexican. Maybe a parade a day here in quiet Freehold.

If you're having a parade there's some lovely fabrics left for costumes which I'd be happy to make. The samples are filed somewhere which I can post if there's any interest.

[Johny Joe Hold]

REQUEST OF CANDIDATES, MAYORAL ELECTION


I have a request of the other candidates running for Mayor of Freehold. Could we agree to keep our focus on the single most important issue Freehold faces this election year?

The most important issue is keeping riff raff out of our city. Every candidate should have a clear position on how they intend to do this.

My own record on this is quite clear. You do not see business or new construction allowed if it causes an increase of riff raff. I have turned down business license requests and well as building permits.

So, please candidates, leave unimportant issues alone and focus on the betterment of our wonderful Freehold.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[BrotherLarry]

I received a robocall today here in Godless NYC on my PRIVATE (or so I thought!) landline. I didn't write it down but here is the gist:


"Friend,
Are you a registered voter? Do you want to see Donald Trump elected as President in 2020 and Johny Joe Hold elected as mayor of Freehold in 2020? PLEASE LISTEN BEFORE YOU VOTE:


1. Donald Trump is a mormon, a crook, and an immature excuse for a man as well as president.
2. Johny Hold (Known as JJ Hold Me Down and piffle me in prison) is a corrupt, convicted chicken thief with three illegitimate children for whom he has paid NO child support to the two separate whores with whom he fathered them.
3. Donald Trump wants to DO AWAY WITH MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY! He doesn't care about our seniors!
4. Johny Joe Hold wants to tax and hold hostage anyone who doesn't agree that church and state should be joined at the hip. His record of religious discrimination is an affront to a free society.


IN SUM: We need a HISPANIC FEMALE FOR PRESIDENT and if we cannot have that, we need a HISPANIC FEMALE FOR MAYOR! One will someday lead to the other!


It ended with a mariachi band playing the Macarena in the key of B-flat. I was appalled and reported the breach to my landline company. Just thought others would want to know. Has anyone else had this or any other robocalls regarding the mayoral or presidential election? Let's fight back!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

I received a robocall today here in Godless NYC on my PRIVATE (or so I thought!) landline. I didn't write it down but here is the gist:


"Friend,
Are you a registered voter? Do you want to see Donald Trump elected as President in 2020 and Johny Joe Hold elected as mayor of Freehold in 2020? PLEASE LISTEN BEFORE YOU VOTE:

Well, there you have it. Neither Alfred King nor the Mexican girl want to focus on Freehold's real issue.

[Alejandra Larguez]

Mr Larry, there is no need to lie. You can live a better and fulfilling live being truth to yourself.

And yes, you can come to the Parade TOMORROW dressed as you want to.

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

I received a robocall today here in Godless NYC on my PRIVATE (or so I thought!) landline. I didn't write it down but here is the gist:


"Friend,
Are you a registered voter? Do you want to see Donald Trump elected as President in 2020 and Johny Joe Hold elected as mayor of Freehold in 2020? PLEASE LISTEN BEFORE YOU VOTE:


1. Donald Trump is a mormon, a crook, and an immature excuse for a man as well as president.
2. Johny Hold (Known as JJ Hold Me Down and piffle me in prison) is a corrupt, convicted chicken thief with three illegitimate children for whom he has paid NO child support to the two separate whores with whom he fathered them.
3. Donald Trump wants to DO AWAY WITH MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY! He doesn't care about our seniors!
4. Johny Joe Hold wants to tax and hold hostage anyone who doesn't agree that church and state should be joined at the hip. His record of religious discrimination is an affront to a free society.


IN SUM: We need a HISPANIC FEMALE FOR PRESIDENT and if we cannot have that, we need a HISPANIC FEMALE FOR MAYOR! One will someday lead to the other!


It ended with a mariachi band playing the Macarena in the key of B-flat. I was appalled and reported the breach to my landline company. Just thought others would want to know. Has anyone else had this or any other robocalls regarding the mayoral or presidential election? Let's fight back!

That's terrible! There is something incredibly fishy going on here...

[MitzaLizalor]

Modest parade garments are available in the following fabrics.

In particular, for evening it's important to remember that pigments often look quite different under street lighting. All my designs bear this in mind and two in particular (1 & 5) if a motor vehicle were being concealed as a surprise incentive for a competition or to encourage eligible voters to actually turn up, would give a pretty good idea what was on offer, outdoors, under artificial lights. The make and model I think would remain "secret" but the general type of vehicle would be quite apparent from the contours accentuated by these pigments under those conditions. Samples photographed under similar conditions are marked UV.

Fabric 7 is unusual in that it's pretty oily looking stuff, difficult to see at night apart from a sheen as depicted but, depending on the type of lighting, can look extremely different when illuminated (due to the underside being UV sensitive rather than the surface) and very effective when moving out from a shaded area. This could be useful for a skit where the perils of rejecting Christ are highlighted by one of the players pouncing out into a high UV environment from the shadows. Garments ordered are available now and any new ideas welcome.

UV fabric 1. . . . .fabric 2 UV



fabric 3. . . . .fabric 4



UV fabric 5. . . . .fabric 6 UV



UV fabric 7. . . . .fabric 8 UV

EDIT: oh, yes - forgot to mention fabric 8 is a full length shot of fabric 7
a cropped square didn't show the effect at all

• fabrics 3 & 4 are gold and silver versions of the same pattern
nice holographic "sparkly" effects but not so hot with UV

[Alfred King]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The most important issue is keeping riff raff out of our city. Every candidate should have a clear position on how they intend to do this.

Johny Joe Hold's failure to keep 80,000 uninvited people out of Freehold is definitive proof Johny Joe Hold is completely unfit to be mayor. Instead of stealing money from the church Johny Joe Hold should have done his actual work.

For those in Freehold scared because of Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold's failure to keep Freehold safe, there is a simple solution! Vote Alfred King! I will build a wall around Freehold to keep the uninvited out and the money Johny Joe Hold stole will be used to pay for it!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

Johny Joe Hold's failure to keep 80,000 uninvited people out of Freehold is definitive proof Johny Joe Hold is completely unfit to be mayor. Instead of stealing money from the church Johny Joe Hold should have done his actual work.

For those in Freehold scared because of Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold's failure to keep Freehold safe, there is a simple solution! Vote Alfred King! I will build a wall around Freehold to keep the uninvited out and the money Johny Joe Hold stole will be used to pay for it!

Alfred, we already have a wall. Freehold is gated community. But, Riff Raff can get in through liberal concepts like "diversity", "equal opportunity" and "racial justice." These are the tools of deceitful liberals. I'm against these policies.

This election is the most important in Freehold for 100 years. At stake is whether we will remain a Christian community isolated from temptation or be tossed into the world of secular sin.