1531 - God dispays His displeasure with the
Portuguese by striking the city of Lisbon with an earthquake and smiting 30,000 of the little faux-Spaniard creeps (Luke 21:11).
1564 - The Council of Trent establishes an official distinction between Catholicism and Protestantism. The Catholics distinguish themselves by continuing to rape altar boys and worship Mary.
1788 - The British Navy establishes Sydney, the first permanent settlement in Australia. This Godforsaken land is a desert wasteland populated by bizarre and deadly creatures and
a race of people even more primitive and stupid than Africans, if you can believe it. The Brits promptly flood the place with their refuse, shipping boatloads of convicts because their prisons were full. Happy Australia Day, mate.
1885 - Mahdist (basically a Victorian-era ISIS) terrorists conquer Khartoum in the Sudan. The British General Charles Gordon makes a valiant last stand against the sand people, but they kill him. Being the savages they are, they chop off his head afterwards for display.
1905 - The largest diamond in the world, the Cullinan Diamond, is unearthed in a mine in South Africa. It later winds up in the collection of Queen Elizabeth II. She may have the jewels, but we Christians have wisdom, and that's better (Proverbs 8:11). She won't be able to take it with her to Hell.
1926 - The very first demonstration of the television. This device will soon be co-opted by the Jews for their
nefarious purposes (with the exception of Fox News and a select few televangelist programs).
1950 - The Republic of India comes into existence as its constitution takes effect. The noble experiment of the British to civilize and Christianize these heathen savages comes to a definitive end, damning the entire nation to Hell.
1998 - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" says Bill Clinton on live television, blatantly lying to the nation.