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Default Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-20-2010, 12:28 PM

Proverbs 15:6 In the house of the righteous is much treasure: but in the revenues of the wicked is trouble

AMEN!! Pray that all the righteous followers of Jesus Christ (who all attend Landover Baptist Church) attain all the glorious wealth in this world that sweet Jesus will grant us. And let us all know that our wealth in the here and now is a direct reflection of how much the Baby Jesus will love us when He call us home!

I pray in Jesus' name!!
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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:10 PM

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the revenues of the wicked is trouble
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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:25 PM

but remember.. the lord giveth the lord taketh
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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:31 PM

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but remember.. the lord giveth the lord taketh
Would you mind quoting the Scripture, friend? Paraphrasing God is a dangerous pastime.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:32 PM

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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:34 PM

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Would you mind quoting the Scripture, friend? Paraphrasing God is a dangerous pastime.
Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:37 PM

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Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
-- Job 1: 20-21 (KJV)
And how does that verse relate to the thread topic exactly?


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happy?
I'd be happier if you lost the attitude, Manny. This is a Christian forum. We're full of God's Love here.


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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:41 PM

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And how does that verse relate to the thread topic exactly?


the part where it talks about the lord giving and then taking

I'd be happier if you lost the attitude, Manny. This is a Christian forum. We're full of God's Love here.
if i recall you gave me attitude when i tried introducing myself
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if i recall you gave me attitude when i tried introducing myself
Pastor Ezekiel has asked you a perfectly reasonable question. Would you please answer it?


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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:45 PM

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i did answer it SIR.. reread the post.. i accidentaly quoted myself
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i did answer it SIR.. reread the post.. i accidentaly quoted myself
Then I hope you can be a little more careful next time. Also, you do know how the Book of Job ends, do you not?


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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:50 PM

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And how does that verse relate to the thread topic exactly?
This is the question that Pastor Isaacs is referring to.



You really do have a chip on your shoulder, don't you.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 04:55 PM

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This is the question that Pastor Isaacs is referring to.



You really do have a chip on your shoulder, don't you.
go reread the post.. like i said i accidentaly qouted myself.. and no i have not read all of job..How does it end?
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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 05:01 PM

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go reread the post.. like i said i accidentaly qouted myself.. and no i have not read all of job..How does it end?
Are you telling us that you haven't read all of the book from which you're quoting and that you don't even have access to a Bible?


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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 05:08 PM

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Are you telling us that you haven't read all of the book from which you're quoting and that you don't even have access to a Bible?
to your first question .. yes
to your second .. no
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Default Re: Pray that we celebrate the material wealth our Lord provides! - 04-21-2010, 09:30 PM

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to your first question .. yes
to your second .. no
Okay, here's what happened to Job at the end with regard to material possessions:

Job 42:10-12: And the LORD turned the captivity of Job, when he prayed for his friends: also the LORD gave Job twice as much as he had before. Then came there unto him all his brethren, and all his sisters, and all they that had been of his acquaintance before, and did eat bread with him in his house: and they bemoaned him, and comforted him over all the evil that the LORD had brought upon him: every man also gave him a piece of money, and every one an earring of gold. So the LORD blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning: for he had fourteen thousand sheep, and six thousand camels, and a thousand yoke of oxen, and a thousand she asses.

So yes, the Lord gave and took away, but the Lord then gave more than He had before because Job turned to Him.


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