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Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-02-2021, 03:04 AM
Romans 11:29
For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.
It is becoming more and more certain that the Covid-19 or whatever contagion is the opposite of AIDS. While AIDS was designed by Jesus to winnow the ever increasing homerpopulation, Covid has become a tool to call His most Loyal supporters, that is, Republicans, science and evolution skeptics and Heterosexual (Strictly) Caucasian Outspoken Men (and some women) Home. While the vaccinated masses are enjoying the false hope of a prolonged existence on the Earth's Disk, the supporters of Jesus Christ are now escaping the sodomy-ridden world before Big Things ( e.g., Revelation 8:12) start to happen. Hardly any evil Democrats, sodomites, liberals or evolution supporters are dying of Covid any more. This means that Jesus is now carefully picking True Believers™ to keep Him company until Rapture.
Now we can keep up with this tremendous and welcome development of Heaven being populated by following a new Interwebs Site that is " a repository of stories of anti-vaxxers who died or came close to dying of COVID needlessly from their own scientifically un-sound and stubborn beliefs".
Yes, verily, truly and habeas corpus! Jesus wants us to be stubborn, not swayed by mundane delusions, such as microchip implants.
1 Corinthians 7:20
Let every man abide in the same calling wherein he was called.
An example of True Persistence® below, as follows:
For instance, that brave woman made her Faith™ public and proclaimed her Trust™ in Jesus® Christ©. On August 30, this year, she joined Jesus in Heaven.
Why, you may ask, has Jesus not called me to rest my head on his lap yet? Why oh why? Oh why!? Obviously, similar to our once and future President Donald Trump, I had to take the courageous way out and try the vaccine to see if my prayers would keep me safe from the microchip commands and the demons and, indeed, my prayers have worked. In addition, there is a lot of work for me to do until Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) so despite my being maskless and mingling with the crowds now merely 3 weeks after my second demonic jab, I am doing fine (because of my prayers). I did develop a slight cough a couple of days ago after a local GOP rally and was hopeful that this could be it, but it was just a passing fit of the desperate Satanic minions leaving my body.
There are a lot of more rousing stories of Faith™ and persistence on that website. There has even been talk of several Darwin Awards given to these brave Men and women, which means that the secularly atheist community of evolutionary Nazis is also coming to their senses and starting to appreciate the hard work we do for Jesus and eventually them.
So True™.
Romans 5:21
That as sin hath reigned unto death, even so might grace reign through righteousness unto eternal life by Jesus Christ our Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-02-2021, 03:39 AM
Beautiful post, Dr. White. I read that three nationally know radio talk show hosts in the U.S. who persuaded perhaps millions not to be vaccinated died of Covid within a few days of each other. In Jesus' eyes they were martyred, going to their graves with the satisfaction of a job well done.
3rd American talk show host who condemned vaccines dies of COVID (presstv.ir)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-02-2021, 07:35 AM
Now it's becoming clear whose prayers were genuine and whose weren't. Life eternal is only possible through Christ.
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-02-2021, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
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And, praise , dear Brother Mayor Hold — another radio talk-show host has come down with that Chinese Flu!
Joe Rogan has announced that he is now infected with the Covid Chinese virus.
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Podcast juggernaut Joe Rogan, who regularly downplayed the need for vaccines throughout the year, announced Wednesday over Instagram he tested positive for COVID-19.
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And, to show how he is so eagerly anticipating meeting the soon, Mr. Rogan has decided to take all sorts of treatment — none of which, apparently, have any effect on defeating the illness.
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To treat his symptoms, which Rogan said only caused duress for one day on Sunday, the 54-year-old who isn't vaccinated turned to deworming medicine ivermectin, among other unproven treatments.
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...nt/5693031001/
With any luck, Mr. Rogan will soon have his prayers answered, and he will stand before Almighty , at his appointed time in Eternity, in the great Halls of Judgment in Heaven!
II Corinthians 5:10 "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."
Matthew 12:36 "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-03-2021, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
And, praise , dear Brother Mayor Hold — another radio talk-show host has come down with that Chinese Flu!
Joe Rogan has announced that he is now infected with the Covid Chinese virus.
And, to show how he is so eagerly anticipating meeting the soon, Mr. Rogan has decided to take all sorts of treatment — none of which, apparently, have any effect on defeating the illness.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...nt/5693031001/
With any luck, Mr. Rogan will soon have his prayers answered, and he will stand before Almighty , at his appointed time in Eternity, in the great Halls of Judgment in Heaven!
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Joe Rogan took the Ivermectin and now feels great.
What's next? No doubt the cathylicks will have a new wafer recipe to try and fill their increasingly empty pews.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-03-2021, 05:39 PM
True Americans have the freedom to defend their country with their lives to slow down Joe Biden's lurch toward socialist Sharia Law. I personally hope his entire Presidency is a failure because of COVID even if it means a few (hundred thousand) of us have to die.
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-03-2021, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Joe Rogan took the Ivermectin and now feels great.
What's next? No doubt the cathylicks will have a new wafer recipe to try and fill their increasingly empty pews.
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Oh, what glorious news, dear Brother Bryan! I have been a bit behind on the current events, having spent a few days at the cottage, so I'm happy to learn that dear Mr. Rogan has recovered from that Chinese flu. I do thank you for mentioning this.
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Yesterday, however, [Rogan] announced in an Instagram video that he himself had contracted COVID-19. “We immediately threw the kitchen sink at it, all kinds of meds” he said in the video when discussing his treatment. As a result, he says in the video, “here we are on Wednesday and I feel great.”
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...220048666.html
This proves that this silly flu is just a bunch of nonsense, to give the Demonrats any old excuse to push those destructive vaccines at us — especially when there are other, harmless ways of treating a bit of flu!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-03-2021, 08:04 PM
Ivermectin is present in breast milk, which explains why my children - all of whom have had the benefit of wet nurses (so much cheaper than formula!) - have shown no symptoms of the Covid.
As a bonus, they haven't had worms, either.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-04-2021, 01:40 PM
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breast milk
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Dear
Sister,
I am not sure I should put this, but, basically, although Breast milk is in its totally non-fornicatory manner mentioned in the Bible, we probably should not use such strong language that mentions the mammary glands in their vernacular form on a Forum that is often visited by Sodomites and Whoredom craving Catholics, who only wish to have their penises either in another man's anus or in between the mammary glands of a chaste woman. We do know that God Himself has breasts if and when he pleases:
Job 21:22-25
Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high. One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet. His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow. And another dieth in the bitterness of his soul, and never eateth with pleasure.
With the issue of strong language now covered, we have learned that also God's lactatatory appendages are filled with colostrum and apparently it contains ivermectin. Is this why Prayersare so much more effective against this Covid-nonsens than the vaccines. They only save people to productive fourscore and ten years on Earth, while God's massive mammaries will save us to Life Eternal and also provide a quick entry.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-04-2021, 02:16 PM
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Br**st milk
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Brother Elmer, I too am horrified by casual use of profanity. Is this how it ends? In disorder? With all our standards in disarray? I can tell you I did not expect the imminent return of Our Lord to be like this even though the Bible tells us that's how it will be.
Matthew 24
2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-04-2021, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
I am not sure I should put this, but, basically, although Breast milk is in its totally non-fornicatory manner mentioned in the Bible, we probably should not use such strong language that mentions the mammary glands in their vernacular form on a Forum that is often visited by Sodomites and Whoredom craving Catholics, who only wish to have their [redacted] either in another man's [ redacted] or [very definitely redacted ]
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I do apologise, Brother Professor Dr. White, Sir. When chatting with fellow Christians, I sometimes forget that the Godless may be present on these forums, turning even the most innocent Biblical terms into smut.
I shall beg His Holy Pardon in my prayers.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-14-2021, 01:47 AM
It is now absolutely certain that Jesus Christ has some intricate and imminent plan that requires lots of brave troops. A wonderful example of a strictly heterosexual Caucasian male human being with a goatee, the Colorado-dweller Bob Enyart bravely resisted the temptation of accepting a microchip and as a result, Jesus took him on His bosom in Heaven.
Mr. Enyart was a proud boy of Christ who constantly reminded sinners of their sorry state by concentrating on the AIDS contagion of homosexual gay sodomites. He used to read aloud their names in his show while the sodomite song "Another one bites the dust" was playing. That rousing song can be heard also here, as follows:
Mr. Enyart relied on the Bible and not on the science and was rewarded richly by Jesus. He fought against any pandemic restrictions and helped Jesus in spreading this invention to the masses. Many thoughts and prayers have been sent his way and, once again, these prayers have assisted him to gain a prestigious spot in the afterlife. Glory! We are praying that Jesus reward other like-minded True Christians™ with similar tokens of appreciation! A verse:
Psalms 119:25
DALETH. My soul cleaveth unto the dust: quicken thou me according to thy word.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Jesus Is Calling Loyal People Home to Heaven in Unprecedented Numbers. Glory! -
09-16-2021, 07:04 PM
They took their highway to hell in the 80s now we've got a highway to heaven. Praise be.
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