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Default How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 01:11 AM

In my neighborhood, there aren't many mormons to take notice of. The last mormon I saw was about 2 years ago before one was mistaken as Al Gore and shot by a local militia member.

How should I feel about them? Where would you rate them from 1 (Muslims) to 10 (Landover Baptist)?



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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 01:23 AM

I believe they should be a 2, just barely above sand nigras only due to the color of thier skin. Mormons desecrate the word of god and should have the sin beaten from thier skulls if that's possible, and if we look to kjv, you will clearly know god's intention for these pedofiles, If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. Zechariah 13:3
so really the only camping trip they should ever take is one to the lake of fire for eternity


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 02:24 AM

A True Christian™ would never ask such a question, JahLoves.

There is no "scale".

There is right, and there is wrong.

Mormons claim that Jesus and Satan were brothers, and that Jesus came to North America and told the natives a lot of nonsense that none of the tribes themselves actually recall being told.

They are wrong.

They will spend eternity in God's Lake of Fire, being burned alive, unable to escape, unable to die. Accompanied by Catholics, liberal "christians", Rastafarians, Unitarians, Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, "really nice people who never found God", and all others who are not True Christians™.

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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 06:45 AM

Reverend, though of course it should be blatantly obvious to anybody who has cracked open a KJV in their lifetimes that anybody who isn't a True Christian™ will be burning in the lake of fire for eternity, there may be some merit in using a scale to assess a certain group's "Salvation Potential".

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This way, what we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Put it up to eleven.


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 07:04 AM

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A True Christian™ would never ask such a question, JahLoves.

There is no "scale".

There is right, and there is wrong.

Mormons claim that Jesus and Satan were brothers,
While, I agree with the rest of your assesment about mormons, I would like to point out that a good argument can be made for Jesus and Satan being brothers.

1Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD.
2And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

Is Satan just tagging along or is he one of God's sons? If Satan is indeed a son, that would make him and Jesus brothers.

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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 07:06 AM

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While, I agree with the rest of your assesment about mormons, I would like to point out that a good argument can be made for Jesus and Satan being brothers.

1Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD.
2And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

Is Satan just tagging along or is he one of God's sons? If Satan is indeed a son, that would make him and Jesus brothers.

Yours in scholarly Christian love,
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It seems quite clear that Satan came "among the sons of God", not as one of them.


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 07:43 AM

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They're going straight to hell along with all the other queers, nigras, joos, and other plagues on society; you should feel GREAT about that!! Glory!
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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 05:13 PM

Sometimes I feel sad because they are wasting their lives on a magic-undies cult with no saving power. Then I remember that I won't be sad about anything in Heaven, including watching the LSD cultists burn in the lake of fire:

Revelation 21:4: And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

Reading God's Word always cheers me up .


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 08:42 PM

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Sometimes I feel sad because they are wasting their lives on a magic-undies cult with no saving power. Then I remember that I won't be sad about anything in Heaven, including watching the LSD cultists burn in the lake of fire:

Revelation 21:4: And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-09-2010, 10:01 PM

My first feeling when ever Mormons are mentioned is nausea.

Then disgust.

Then joy in knowing that Jesus will see that every last one of them will burn, burn, burn, in the lake of fire forever for BLASPHEMY !!


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-16-2010, 06:26 PM

Deu: 18:20But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.


The mormon guy Joseph Smith or whatever he was called DIED. Jesus did not, well he did, but only for a little while.
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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-16-2010, 08:25 PM

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Deu: 18:20But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.


The mormon guy Joseph Smith or whatever he was called DIED. Jesus did not, well he did, but only for a little while.
Yes he did die, in fact he was shot by his own followers in a power grab. He was even dumb enough to think that the 200 men were coming to save him. Of course the Mormons put a very different spin on this and equate him to Jesus equating Governor Ford to Pontius Pilate. They actually believe that when we are judged we will stand before a tribunal that will include God, Jesus and Smith. I'm amazed that Young won't be there as well.


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-16-2010, 08:41 PM

I certainly agree that we don't put numbers on sinners, we just reject sin. However, if we were in the numbering business, I'd give Mormons a three. Catholics have to be half a step up from Muslims, because Muslims hate Jesus whereas Catholics at least pay lip service to Jesus's supremity over their Popes. And Mormons are a step above Catholics; both worship their "leaders" and dead people, but at least Mormons don't put idols in their churches.


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-16-2010, 11:03 PM

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A True Christian™ would never ask such a question, JahLoves.

There is no "scale".

There is right, and there is wrong.

Mormons claim that Jesus and Satan were brothers, and that Jesus came to North America and told the natives a lot of nonsense that none of the tribes themselves actually recall being told.

They are wrong.

They will spend eternity in God's Lake of Fire, being burned alive, unable to escape, unable to die. Accompanied by Catholics, liberal "christians", Rastafarians, Unitarians, Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, "really nice people who never found God", and all others who are not True Christians™.

No scale. Binary system; True or false. Heaven or Hell.

Mormons? False. Hell.
So if what your saying is true, then you will most likely join these people in Hell. God says "love thy neighbor", and yet you propose hate to all the people you listed. Logic's a bitch, ain't it? Maybe you should try it. Say Hi to Satan for me
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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-16-2010, 11:07 PM

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In my neighborhood, there aren't many mormons to take notice of. The last mormon I saw was about 2 years ago before one was mistaken as Al Gore and shot by a local militia member.

How should I feel about them? Where would you rate them from 1 (Muslims) to 10 (Landover Baptist)?
I don't believe we need to rate them at all they a blasphemers and do not deserve a mention in Christian circles. I believe Mark was correct in scripture where he mentioned:

Mark 14:64 Yee haue heard the BLASPHEMY: what thinke yee? And they all condemned him to be guilty of death.


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-16-2010, 11:08 PM

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So if what your saying is true, then you will most likely join these people in Hell. God says "love thy neighbor", and yet you propose hate to all the people you listed. Logic's a bitch, ain't it? Maybe you should try it. Say Hi to Satan for me
Who, according to Scripture, is my neighbor?


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-16-2010, 11:31 PM

Here is the thing about Mormonism (or as they like to be called, The Church of Latter day something-or-others), the founding of their religion was based on the scientific and philosophical thoughts of their day. In this case it was based on a combination of the budding science of archeology and American adventurism. Since their religion was not susuptiable with change of times and thoughts, we now look back on their founding (with Joeseph Smith discovering a golden plate in his basement and being the only one to decipher it) as whimsical. My point is that when you base a religion on scientific "fact" in the long run it will be subject to ridicule and merely be in the realm of superstition.

All this is contrasted to the one and true religion. While we may be unchanging our belief is in the Holiest of all books the King James Bible, thus preventing others from ridiculing us or thinking our views are outdated.

As for your question how should you feel, first fear of their Mormoni magics, then comfort in knowing that you may come to the Lord and know that any sort of Satanic witchcraft cannot harm you, then pity for they have become so blinded by their "faith" they cannot come to see the way Jesus really is.


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Default Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-17-2010, 02:41 AM

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So if what your saying is true, then you will most likely join these people in Hell. God says "love thy neighbor", and yet you propose hate to all the people you listed. Logic's a bitch, ain't it? Maybe you should try it. Say Hi to Satan for me
Please show me where I said I hate any of the people I listed.

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Yeah, thought so.

Quite the contrary, I love all these people with True Christian™ love.

I want them to come to Jesus and be Saved, spared from the horrible fate which awaits them.

If warning them that God has unending torture in store for them, in spite of unending insults and persecution from God-mockers like you, is not love . . . well then I don't know what love is.

Letting them go along their merry way to Hell? That's the ultimate in hatred.

Why do you hate all those people?


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Cool Re: How should I feel about mormons? - 11-24-2010, 09:47 AM

Mormons manage to combine avarice with piety, which is a True Christian™ virtue.
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