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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 07-13-2007, 10:58 PM

By posting this you agree that gods word is a giant paradox?

Perhaps the bible is not an outline for how we must live, but a guide to help us make choices. God will forgive.
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 07-13-2007, 11:24 PM

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By posting this you agree that gods word is a giant paradox?

Perhaps the bible is not an outline for how we must live, but a guide to help us make choices. God will forgive.
No True Christian would ever agree with that nonsense, you foul-mouthed little demon.

As you are unsaved trash, you have no ability to comprehend God's Holy Word. You may think the Bible is a novel, or a comic book, or even a cookbook, but that doesn't make it so, fool.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.


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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 07-14-2007, 05:22 AM

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No True Christian would ever agree with that nonsense, you foul-mouthed little demon.

As you are unsaved trash, you have no ability to comprehend God's Holy Word. You may think the Bible is a novel, or a comic book, or even a cookbook, but that doesn't make it so, fool.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Yo, your unsaved trash.
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 07-14-2007, 03:20 PM

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You can't believe everything you read. Speaking of which...
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 07-14-2007, 05:21 PM

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I thought it was agreed that you and I would not speak about your mexican't heritage again on account of your being ashame of being a mexican't? Now here you are bringing up the fact that are a mestizo mexican't once again. I guess that agreement is over. Are all mestizos forked-tongued double talkers or just you?
Nope i'm sorry you are wrong I did not bring it up, it was pastor ezekiel, not me. Either way talk what you want it does not bother me that you are the one that is blind. Clearly you sir are not a man of your word.


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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 07-14-2007, 05:24 PM

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Nope i'm sorry you are wrong I did not bring it up, it was pastor ezekiel, not me. Either way talk what you want it does not bother me that you are the one that is blind. Clearly you sir are not a man of your word.
I keep my end of the bargain, Gabriel. But you broke the pact. Not my fault.

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And I am not a wetback and if I were how would I stop?!?!? hahaha....pator you make me laugh!
Here you clearly bring up the fact that you are ashamed of your mexican't heritage. You just can't seem to let things be can you? You always have to fit in some kind of insult against your mestizo blood. I'll take it that by not answering, but rather, expressing your forked tongued nature in post form you are trying to say all mestizos are fork tongued as well. That is very offensive to Mexican't people and I hope you apologize. There is no need to insult all mestizo people just because you are ashamed to be one.

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Which one is Mexican't? Which one is "Spanish, from Spain"????? Unlike you I respect the proud noble tradition and culture of the mexican't people too much to let some self hating little girl disgrace her ancestors like you are doing.
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 07-17-2007, 04:39 PM

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I keep my end of the bargain, Gabriel. But you broke the pact. Not my fault.


Here you clearly bring up the fact that you are ashamed of your mexican't heritage. You just can't seem to let things be can you? You always have to fit in some kind of insult against your mestizo blood. I'll take it that by not answering, but rather, expressing your forked tongued nature in post form you are trying to say all mestizos are fork tongued as well. That is very offensive to Mexican't people and I hope you apologize. There is no need to insult all mestizo people just because you are ashamed to be one.


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Which one is Mexican't? Which one is "Spanish, from Spain"????? Unlike you I respect the proud noble tradition and culture of the mexican't people too much to let some self hating little girl disgrace her ancestors like you are doing.
Oh im very sorry but I didn't know that spanish people weren't allowed to go to the beach every now and then and get a tan, florida is fun! [It's an old picture btw.] But anyway....I don't think I care what you think.


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Oh im very sorry but I didn't know that spanish people weren't allowed to go to the beach every now and then and get a tan, florida is fun! [It's an old picture btw.] But anyway....I don't think I care what you think.
You call THAT a tan? You racist little strumpet. There isn't a damn difference between a "Spanish" person and a Mexican't; You're the same thing - Mestizos. Stop being such a self hating racist twat.

Back in my military days I knew a guy who was just as insecure as you are. He looked like he was straight out of the jungles of Peru. Short, Aztec looking, with skin darker than mine and and this turd actually got offended when everyone called him Mexican. I, of course, called him Peruvian. He claimed to be "Spanish" too.

You think the Spanish mestizos are better than Mexican't mestizos, Gabriel?

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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 08-04-2007, 10:23 PM

if someone were to walk up to me and ask me to answer any question out of the bible, i would look at them oddly, sware at them and then walk away,....
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 08-04-2007, 11:07 PM

Let me guess, you're the guy with turret's syndrome whose always wandering around in traffic down in Des Moines? Weird looks and swearing may get you coins from bleedinghearts, but to get eternal life you will have to do better than that.
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Let me guess, you're the guy with turret's syndrome whose always wandering around in traffic down in Des Moines? Weird looks and swearing may get you coins from bleedinghearts, but to get eternal life you will have to do better than that.
1st, where the hell is 'Des Moines'?
2nd, what the heck is 'Turret Syndrome' ....(if you mean to refer to chess, they are called Castles or Rooks...not Turrets. Turrets are the towers on the tops of medieval castles)

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1st, where the hell is 'Des Moines'?
Iowa. You atheist dragon witches aren't very good at geography, are you?
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2nd, what the heck is 'Turret Syndrome' ....(if you mean to refer to chess, they are called Castles or Rooks...not Turrets. Turrets are the towers on the tops of medieval castles)
My guess is that Jeb is just too Godly and All-American to be able to bring himself to type a foul French word like "Tourette." Where did you get chess from?
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 08-05-2007, 12:14 PM

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1st, where the hell is 'Des Moines'?

Capital city of Iowa, and a den of iniquity!

2nd, what the heck is 'Turret Syndrome' ....(if you mean to refer to chess, they are called Castles or Rooks...not Turrets. Turrets are the towers on the tops of medieval castles)

The mental disorder you suffer from. Take a look at THIS.


suprisingly, I do actually go to church at X-Mas. *gasp* suprise!!
Not surprising. Plenty of gothfags go to false Christian churches on Christ's birthday for perverted reasons. Let me guess: you go to a catlicker church, right? You like the robes and incense, the stained glass, and you enjoy getting buggered by the ring-kissing priests, right?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 08-31-2007, 04:04 AM

Well, I now actually have a great reason to throw out my copy of the bible. Yay for recycling trash.
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 08-31-2007, 04:11 AM

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Well, I now actually have a great reason to throw out my copy of the bible. Yay for recycling trash.
Yes, Jesus knows all about what to do with trash, you slant-eyed harlot. You'll regret everything you ever said, did or thought once Christ gets His loving hands on you. Praise Jesus I can't wait for THAT recycling day.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 08-31-2007, 04:15 AM

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Yes, Jesus knows all about what to do with trash, you slant-eyed harlot. You'll regret everything you ever said, did or thought once Christ gets His loving hands on you. Praise Jesus I can't wait for THAT recycling day.
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Default Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps! - 11-08-2007, 01:58 AM

Sir, your response is neither necessary, not called for. I think that you are being completely rude, and to act like that and be a pastor, I think you are sending the wrong message to people.
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