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Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 07:02 PM
My name is going to be on the ballots this November and of course I expect you all to vote for me.
I have given countless hours of dutiful protection to this fair city and I intend to spread the law of God not just to streets of Freehold, but the county roads as well.
I am accepting donations in the form of cash, credit cards, and money orders. (No checks.)
In the meantime I am working on a shortlist of campaign managers.
I also have created a campaign poster which I think will spread my message far and wide to the voters of this fine county.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 07:43 PM
You know you've got my vote, brother Richards, all 12 of them.
After the service you provided to brother Bobby Joe and I that night, it's the least I can do.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 08:01 PM
You have my 2 votes. Praise Jesus, it's about time we had some righteous leadership!
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 08:18 PM
I like your kind of policing, so I'll vote for you.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 09:18 PM
Ofc. Richards, you will be pleased to know I have started a PAC fund for your campaign. All of my employees wholeheartedly put in a months before tax salary. More will be gladly contributed. We need to keep Landover safe and you are just the man to do it!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 09:25 PM
Officer, how wonderful to hear you running for such a powerful office! Now I know how Texans must have felt when GW Bush ran for President . . . Eager to see him succeed, but so very sad to see him leave his local role. I only wish I could vote for you myself.
Soon, you will be in an office processing paperwork instead of being shot at daily and cracking Negro heads on the wild streets of Jenkem Flats. Who will replace you on that beat? Brother Nobar, perhaps?
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 09:43 PM
Dear Ofc. Don W. Richards,
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
My name is going to be on the ballots this November and of course I expect you all to vote for me.
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Like I told you last Sunday after church, you most certainly have my vote. Especially since I am not really happy about the current sherrif of Freehold. He seems to be too interested in my past and I do not really like nosy people with no respect for my privacy. Like you already assured me yesterday, with you as sheriff my privacy would be properly respected. I also hope my substantial cash donation to your campaign fund will turn out to be a useful one. I am at your service for whatever help you might need in assuring that you get the position which you so clearly deserve! "the sheriffs, and all the rulers of the provinces, were gathered together unto the dedication" (Daniel 3:3)
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
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Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
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Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
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Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
Lord Jesus, please save me!
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-30-2010, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
Dear Ofc. Don W. Richards,
Like I told you last Sunday after church, you most certainly have my vote. Especially since I am not really happy about the current sherrif of Freehold. He seems to be too interested in my past and I do not really like nosy people with no respect for my privacy. Like you already assured me yesterday, with you as sheriff my privacy would be properly respected. I also hope my substantial cash donation to your campaign fund will turn out to be a useful one. I am at your service for whatever help you might need in assuring that you get the position which you so clearly deserve! "the sheriffs, and all the rulers of the provinces, were gathered together unto the dedication" (Daniel 3:3)
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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Well I never paid too much attention to the Sheriff while a cop on the beat.
But you can bet your bottom dollar Sheriff Richards will PROTECT the privacy of Freehold's residents (as long as they are True Christians.)
I appreciate all the donations I have received so far, and the promised support as well.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
Well I never paid too much attention to the Sheriff while a cop on the beat.
But you can bet your bottom dollar Sheriff Richards will PROTECT the privacy of Freehold's residents (as long as they are True Christians.)
I appreciate all the donations I have received so far, and the promised support as well.
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Officer Richards, you have been a great asset to the City of Freehold. I look forward to your further service as Sheriff.
In my drives out in the County, I've been struck by the huge volume of marajuana that growns between the fields and in the ditches. Does it concern you? If so, perhaps you could discuss with us what you might do about it.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
In my drives out in the County, I've been struck by the huge volume of marajuana that growns between the fields and in the ditches. Does it concern you? If so, perhaps you could discuss with us what you might do about it.
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It does concern me, and once I am elected Sheriff, mother nature will no longer be allowed to grow this insidious plant wherever she happens to please.
I'm sure that my friend Freemarket Fred would be able to hook up the Sheriff's department with some Agent Orange which I'm sure local Mexicans would be happy squirt out of super-soakers from the back of a moving pickup truck along the highway, which would then conveniently drop them off in front of the Immigration Office.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 03:11 AM
Officer Don, you are a natural born politician. You would make Sheriff Joe Arpaio jealous. Maybe you could discuss your policies on how you could make our prison system profitable.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
In my drives out in the County, I've been struck by the huge volume of marajuana that growns between the fields and in the ditches. Does it concern you? If so, perhaps you could discuss with us what you might do about it.
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Brother Mayor,
If I may, in my hedonistic life before Jesus I was well know for domestic cultivation of aforementioned species. Being a green businessman I wondered what I would do with the tons of left over plant material, after processing. One of my former business partners (RIP) and I came up with a method of turning this waste into stylish clothing:
We made quite a bundle on the material we would normally just burn or compost which is not carbon neutral (on aside, we ginned up carbon credits for NOT burning the tons of plant materiel and sold the credits on the Chicago Climate Exchange , just another thought for Freehold revenue enhancement Mayor).
A blurb from our old brochure:
The outer shell is built with the unrivaled properties of Timotex (a materiel my Chiniamen manufacturing partners reversed engineered), from the UK. Timotex is teamed-up with Eco Friendly Hemp Ripstop for breathability & lined with real honest to goodness down. The Johny Joe Hold Jacket is good times for Landover town livin.
The name for the new product is just a suggestion.
After processing the stalks into clothing, perhaps Pastor Manning might be able to help me figure out what to do the new waste material?
Just some random thoughts form the Godless state of California.
YIC Timofey
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23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 04:34 AM
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Officer Don, you are a natural born politician. You would make Sheriff Joe Arpaio jealous. Maybe you could discuss your policies on how you could make our prison system profitable.
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I've been a long standing advocate of active rehabilitation of criminals into decent people.
I think there's massive potential in putting prisoners to (unpaid) work in local businesses, where they will scrub floors, stock shelves, and move heavy items around.
Criminals learn the value of good hard (unpaid) work, and local shopkeepers experience a boom in productivity without losing any money.
Of course in the interest of safety, all shopkeepers would be issued a free tazer and police baton, and the criminals would be fitted with GPS tracking systems at all times.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
I've been a long standing advocate of active rehabilitation of criminals into decent people.
I think there's massive potential in putting prisoners to (unpaid) work in local businesses, where they will scrub floors, stock shelves, and move heavy items around.
Criminals learn the value of good hard (unpaid) work, and local shopkeepers experience a boom in productivity without losing any money.
Of course in the interest of safety, all shopkeepers would be issued a free tazer and police baton, and the criminals would be fitted with GPS tracking systems at all times.
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You have the full backing of the Dewitt Foundation for the Advancement of Christianity,DFAC will be more than happy to donate a six figure amount of cash to your political war chest. Is it possible to have lunch and discuss strategy at the Men's club on Friday?
I am in a bit of a bind
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 08:02 AM
Officer Richards,
I want to believe that you're going to be the best man for this job, especially after all those times you've helped me in the past, but after enduring the last 10 years under our current Sheriff I don't feel a sliver of hope. Our previous Sheriff has been a disaster and we as a town have had to sit back in terror as failed policy after failed policy have torn this community apart.
After dusk the pimps and the drug peddlers and the gang members take over the streets of our fair town. And what has Sheriff Newcome done about it? Well it feels like he's been looking the other way. Since he took office murders, rapes, car and pie cooling on the window sill theft, and drug dealing are all up ten fold in this community. Meanwhile the prison population is at an all time low; it's as if the front gate of the prison is a revolving door. We're sending people in there to do hard time, but in the end they just get out a few years later for "good behavior." But are they really rehabilitated? Most of the people we're letting out of the jails are going right back in for doing the same thing less than a year later. So if they aren't learning to be productive members of society what are they learning? Gang warfare, drug dealing and in some cases even domestic terrorism.
It's the failed policies of this administration that have caused this. Every day home owners fear break-ins, store owners fear robberies and young women fear rape. We can't let our children and grand children play hop scotch out in the streets because of the hoodlums and the degenerates.
The police in this town are no better. Most of them inebriated or high on the job: taking kick-backs from the drug lords and the prostitutes. This is a corrupt system and our police force is working hand-in-hand with the same people murdering citizens out on the streets.
One day the Devil was having a going out of business sale at his store. A man entered the Devil's store and took a look around. "What you do you have for sale?" He asked.
The Devil replied, "I'm going out of business and I'm selling all my tools, everything must go."
So the man had a look around and then asked the Devil, "Which tool is the most useful?"
To which the Devil replied, "Discouragement. Discouragement is my most useful tool because once a person becomes discouraged all of my tools become useful."
Officer Richards, the people of this town have become discouraged, and it's only a matter of time before we sink down into the ground. People will drive by the giant crater on the side of the freeway and wonder if a town once stood there. Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I should just let this town sink down to Hell.
For the last two weeks I've been on the street, shrouded by darkness, lurking in the back alleys; looking for trouble. Last week I took out a crack house on Birch Street and just two nights ago I nabbed two street toughs robbing a woman. If this town is going to Hell I'm going with it. Freehold is my home and if I can't fix it I don't think we have a hope.
I don't like vigilante justice but sometimes we must take the law into our own hands. That's why I'm writing you this letter, Officer Richards, and posting it on the town's bulletin board. I want to know what your intentions are and what you plan to do to clean up this city. I'm writing it so all the townspeople can see it too. Are you with us, or are you just going to be more of the same failed policies? More of the kick backs? More of the greed? I know what I'm doing is against the law, and for that I will strike this bargain with you. If you're with us and you win this election and prove you're going to clean up the streets, I will unmask and turn myself in: because when this town has a Sheriff that is ready to step up and fix this debacle there will be no more need for a man like me to dress up and fight crime at night.
What'll it be, Officer?
Whether you're with me or not, I'll see you around.
-Spring Heeled Jack
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 08:34 AM
Spring Heeled Jack, you insane lunatic. Stop this foolishness at once! Sure, our town isn't perfect, but our problems aren't going to be fixed by some insane person in a Halloween costume running around at night! The best thing we can do for this city is to observe and report: if you see something suspicious you call the police and let them deal with it. What you're doing is just as illegal as what the people you are fighting against are doing.
As an esteemed member of this town's media I will work day and night to find your true identity and out you to the public. If you had any decency what so ever you would take off that mask at once and cease this nonsense!
If you're unhappy with the way things are run in this town you should vote for Officer Richards like the rest of us, change will come soon enough.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 08:40 AM
@ Ofc. Don W. Richards My father says he will vote for you!
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 10:03 AM
Dear Spring Heeled Jack,
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Originally Posted by Spring Heeled Jack
Our previous Sheriff has been a disaster
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I couldn't agree more. I have not been in Freehold for that long but I am certain the current Sherrif is completely incompetent.
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After dusk the pimps and the drug peddlers and the gang members take over the streets of our fair town. And what has Sheriff Newcome done about it? Well it feels like he's been looking the other way. Since he took office murders, rapes, car and pie cooling on the window sill theft, and drug dealing are all up ten fold in this community.
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Really? So far Freehold seemed quite peaceful to me. Thank you for the warning, it will make me more careful. And I did notice some suspiciously behaving Mexicans near the Church last Sunday.
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To which the Devil replied, "Discouragement. Discouragement is my most useful tool because once a person becomes discouraged all of my tools become useful."
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This is very true. This is also why I am proud to be an American as America has always brought hope and peace to those who needed it.
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For the last two weeks I've been on the street, shrouded by darkness, lurking in the back alleys; looking for trouble. Last week I took out a crack house on Birch Street and just two nights ago I nabbed two street toughs robbing a woman.
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That is impressive! Be careful not to break God's laws though. You would not want to lose your express ticket to Heaven.
How are you funding this enterprise? As I understand it crime fighting equipment can be quite expensive. If you would need more money just let me know. We could discuss it over dinner, my treat of course.
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If you're with us and you win this election and prove you're going to clean up the streets
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I am convinced Sherrif Don W. Richards will become the Sheriff we all deserve in Freehold!
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6
ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!
"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9
1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
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Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
please you through my own efforts. I know that I
deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.
Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
on myself but only on you and I receive you as
Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
Lord Jesus, please save me!
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 07:48 PM
As many will agree, it is quiet in Freehold because one man carries the torch for the American way. That man is Ofc. Richards.
He is a man governed not only by the slack jawed secular laws but by the unquestionable laws of God Himself. What other man would suspect a person walking the streets on a Sunday morning? Not a calick cop, they would claim the person went to Church the night before. No, in a town like Freehold where everyone is a Baptist, Sundays are completely reserved for Church. Being Ofc. Richards is a Baptist, he knows this. So when on patrol on a Sunday morning, and he sees a person walking, he knows the person is nothing but trouble. He springs into action, completely subduing the perpetrator (or is it 'actor'?)
Ofc. Richards is not swayed by the lies these miscreant tell him. On the extreme rare occasion of a mis-understanding, it is not Ofc. Richards fault as God always sorts them out.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 -
08-31-2010, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
I've been a long standing advocate of active rehabilitation of criminals into decent people.
I think there's massive potential in putting prisoners to (unpaid) work in local businesses, where they will scrub floors, stock shelves, and move heavy items around.
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Officer, wonderful idea though that is, don't you worry that it will take jobs away from hardworking American imbeciles and dimwits? They may have no future, but at least they are earning their own keep and contributing at the Newsprint Tither level instead of sucking at the welfare teat.
Why not put those prisoners to work on jobs Mexicans do, like picking crops in the hot sun or scrubbing septic tanks? Then the Mexicans won't have work, and will go back to Mexico. Two birds, one stone!
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Officer Richards,
I want to believe that you're going to be the best man for this job, especially after all those times you've helped me in the past, but after enduring the last 10 years under our current Sheriff I don't feel a sliver of hope. Our previous Sheriff has been a disaster and we as a town have had to sit back in terror as failed policy after failed policy have torn this community apart.
After dusk the pimps and the drug peddlers and the gang members take over the streets of our fair town.
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Light-Loafered Jack -
Was it you I saw prancing about Jenkem Flats all in multicolored Spandex that left nothing whatsoever to the imagination? I'm so relieved to know you're real, I thought I was having another flashback from a horrifying incident in my truck stop ministry, when a gaggle of homosexual bicyclists all arrived at the truck stop where I was introducing three truckers to my friend Jesus and . . . No, I still can't talk about it.
You know perfectly well that the only trouble that neighborhood has to offer is that group of Negro bucks that Brother Nobar filmed walking their pit bulls and smoking their "doobies" recently, and Miss Shawneledee, the young "lady" with the tight jeans always at the corner down the street from Nobar.
So stop pretending that Freehold is a cesspool of crime; Jenkem Flats is hardly a cesspool. (I understand the sewer has finally been installed.)
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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