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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-14-2014, 11:48 PM

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Who cares? This isn't a popularity contest. We preach the Bible literally, as Jesus commands that we do;

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

And we do not interpret like so many false Christians do;

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

We raise our children the True Christian™ way. Not by some silly liberal secular doctrine that turns them into....well, hateful people like you

With that said, we welcome your persecution;

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Are you telling me right now that someone who TORTURES CHILDREN is FAAAAR less hateful than me, a simple human being who is sickened by the fact that those who beat children to death and then get prosecuted for the previous act, are considered to be the victims.


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-14-2014, 11:50 PM

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Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.
And obey and praise! Oh, but not a playground bully, dear. More like a playground Bodyguard Against Sin.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-15-2014, 05:46 PM

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Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.
So? The alternative is eternal damnation to Hell, so smart people choose to love and obey God!


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 05-15-2014, 09:22 PM

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Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.

Romans 12:12
Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;


That is the proper way of presenting it.

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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-17-2014, 03:06 AM

This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-17-2014, 07:42 AM

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This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!
You'll change your tune about Christ and His eternal love when you are roasting in the fiery pits of Hell for your blasphemy.

Your semi-literate threats "to find out where we live" and take away our children are very interesting. Here's a nice little text to read:

U.S. Code › Title 18 › Part I › Chapter 41 › § 875
18 U.S. Code § 875 - Interstate communications

... © Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.


See that? You just committed a Federal crime, Sweetheart. Perhaps we'll find out where YOU live.....


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-23-2014, 04:16 AM

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This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!
Well, it is not torturing the child since it is saving them from the fiery pits of hell. Look at the Bible - there are many verses about discipline and the benefits of discipline!

Look at what Proverbs 13:24 says, "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." So, I've been on the returning end of the rod countless times. It hurts, it's supposed to hurt. I can't comfortably sit down for a while, but I'd rather endure the pains of a well-deserved disciplining than the fiery pits of hell. Here's a verse on what hell is like. "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name." Revelations 14:11.

See, that is horribly painful and that lasts for eternity! So, excuse me pastors for quoting secular music, but hopefully this will help get the point. Even one of Les Miserables' characters - Eponine to be specific, says "A little fall of rain can't hurt me now!" It's the same way with discipline.


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-23-2014, 12:02 PM

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Your mistake is the assumption that children are innocent. They are not! Children are sinners and as such they are all a huge disappointment to God (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). If no one acts on this it will end very bad for the child: eternal damnation to Hell.

Fortunately God is righteous and just (Deuteronomy 32:4; Psalm 11:7; Psalm 119:137). So if the child stops sinning and starts obeying and worshipping God, it can be saved.

Unfortunately all children are stupid. If you tell them they have to obey God, they start playing with themselves instead. It's disgusting. Fortunately God is all knowing, so He has commanded us how to properly raise our children to prevent their eternal damnation. That's just how much God loves all those who obey Him!

Proverbs 23:13-14 - King James Version (KJV)
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-24-2014, 09:43 AM

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Your mistake is the assumption that children are innocent. They are not! Children are sinners and as such they are all a huge disappointment to God (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). If no one acts on this it will end very bad for the child: eternal damnation to Hell.

Fortunately God is righteous and just (Deuteronomy 32:4; Psalm 11:7; Psalm 119:137). So if the child stops sinning and starts obeying and worshipping God, it can be saved.

Unfortunately all children are stupid. If you tell them they have to obey God, they start playing with themselves instead. It's disgusting. Fortunately God is all knowing, so He has commanded us how to properly raise our children to prevent their eternal damnation. That's just how much God loves all those who obey Him!

Proverbs 23:13-14 - King James Version (KJV)
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
I'm assuming you are a child then cuz yo ass sound pretty stupid right now.
There really is no limit to human stupidity.
You make it sound as if you're all slaves to your god. And quite frankly, I think you extremists are.

And upon reading a few threads, I honestly thought you guys were a satanic cult. Cuz the shit yall be saying sound satanic as fuuuuuuuuuccckkkk. He probably down there laughing his ass off right now. : devil: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-24-2014, 10:15 AM

Man you guys work fast. A minute later and I get a notification? Kudos to you Felishitty.
Though, wish your brain works half as fast.

Take your little infraction. And shove it up your CENSORED.

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You make it sound as if you're all slaves to your god. And quite frankly, I think you extremists are.
Well DUH! Doing everything that God commands us to do is the only way to prevent eternal damnation to the fires of Hell!!! (James 2:10)

You have to be incredibly stupid to ignore this, as you just demonstrated.


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Man you guys work fast. A minute later and I get a notification? Kudos to you Felishitty.
Though, wish your brain works half as fast.

Take your little infraction. And shove it up your CENSORED.
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-29-2014, 10:33 PM

Even these instructions are too soft I use much more brutal techniques while taming my devilish children
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 07-29-2014, 10:54 PM

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Even these instructions are too soft I use much more brutal techniques while taming my devilish children
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Lightbulb Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 08-06-2014, 02:18 PM

I don't condone corporal punishment. In my opinion, a Christian's ideology of parenting should be that of caring for the husband/wife and loving the children with an equal amount of love whilst accepting that all children are different in terms of gender, age and hobbies.
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I don't condone corporal punishment. In my opinion, a Christian's ideology of parenting should be that of caring for the husband/wife and loving the children with an equal amount of love whilst accepting that all children are different in terms of gender, age and hobbies.
Hello, CM75! Nice name!

What is Christian ideology based upon in your opinion? Here, we True Christians™ firmly believe that it should be based on the Bible! And ONLY THE BIBLE! If and when we study the Scripture, we see that Jesus disagrees with you:

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


Jesus, one of the Trinity, is also God. He disagrees also elsewhere:

Proverbs 23:13
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.


Yes, there is your opinion and ideology, but do you see that your ideology is not Biblical nor Christian? Please, study the Bible, all of it, it will give you a view to the will of God in its TOTALITY AND MAGNIFICENCE!



Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.



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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 08-06-2014, 03:30 PM

Christianity teaches to love thy neighbour. Love one another the same way as we ourselves would wish to be treated - I personally wouldn't want to be beaten with a rod.
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 08-06-2014, 03:36 PM

Also you didn't quote Jesus. You quoted a disciple. He is still learning from Jesus like a student does from a teacher. Also thank you, you also have a nice name
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Also you didn't quote Jesus. You quoted a disciple...
Seriously? The Gospel of Luke is quoting what Jesus (allegedly) said. Look at 14:23:

"And the lord said unto the servant, Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel them to come in, that my house may be filled."

The following verses just carry on from there.

By that seriously twisted logic, because there's no "Book of Jesus" in the Bible, you're perfectly safe ignoring the whole lot of it. You seem to do so anyway, but that's not the point.


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 08-10-2014, 01:21 PM

Well, opinions about God is a thing, but writing a GUIDE about how to TORTURE your children is totally WRONG.

First of all, we are taught that Hell means TORTURE ( as a punishment ) . Why would you torture your kid? God didn't allow you to have children to torture them. Who are you to decide the punishment of a human being? Before you slap your kid, remember that he or she is a kid of God, as we all are. As YOU are. You're just another child oh His. You have no right to decide the punishment by TORTURE of a human being. Let God decide if your children deserve punishment or not.
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