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Default Vaccinate your Child! - 06-08-2019, 03:40 PM

There are few people realize that for the past 400 years, Landover has run a vaccination program from which not only the children of the Godly have benefited by extended, happier, and healthier lives! Others outside the fold have benefited also, and America has become a far better place. We need to ensure there is no backsliding!

I hear too many people today speaking against vaccination; they are all damnable false prophets! They are worrying, entirely unnecessarily about mysterious “adverse side effects” ranging from “listlessness” all the way up to “abnormality and brain damage” when these so-called “side effects” have all been dismissed by people who know far more about the matter than they ever will!

This hysteria and stupidity is just so much garbage! Even Pastor Zeke himself has decried this “Fake News” and yet here we are reading reports of moronic mothers, pussy-whipped fathers, and people who really should know better railing against vaccination.

They release their filthy spawn into a pure pool, and these vile abominations do their best to pollute the body and mind of Christian children, all of whom have been vaccinated (at no small cost!)

IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT FOR YOUR (AND JESUS’S) DEAR CHILDREN?

The following Ordinance has been passed:
As of July 8, The Year of Our Lord 2019, no unvaccinated person shall set foot within the gated community and precincts of Landover or part or parts thereof, neither shall he cause, permit, or otherwise assist, directly or indirectly, knowingly or unknowingly, an unvaccinated person so to do.

Get vaccinated! Get your children vaccinated! DO IT NOW!


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