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Re: Ask an ex pervert -
10-16-2006, 07:59 AM
It is very dangerous and many youths have died. Although it does provide a very powerful "O" it's not worth it. Remember, suicide is a sure ticket to hell, and I'm sure God would consider it suicide. Try to remeber that God sees everything! He'll see you wearing your sister's bra and panties whilst hanging yourself using her pantyhose!
Do you want to have to relive that scene at the pearly gates???
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Ask an ex pervert -
10-16-2006, 06:05 PM
Mr. Mayfield, sir, I am sure you're as disgusting as you say, probably more so, since your surname rhymes with Gay, but I must ask you. Before meeting Jesus, how often did you find yourself entrapped, a rube caught with his pants down, at the short end of a joke played by some boy and some of his friends? I think that sort of thing happens a lot, if we were only vigilent enough to catch it.
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Dear Lord! I had no idea this thread even existed... -
10-17-2006, 02:24 AM
and I feel compelled to ask folks to please refrain from asking our Pastor Mayfield to explain certain terms such as:
Gibbing
New Jersey Turnpike
Tossed Salad
Wounded Pigeon
Band of Brothers
and especially, Flaming Nora
And please, folks, don't google these terms as your soul will surely be damaged beyond repair!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: Ask an ex pervert -
10-17-2006, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ray from Salem VA
Mr. Mayfield, sir, I am sure you're as disgusting as you say, probably more so, since your surname rhymes with Gay, but I must ask you. Before meeting Jesus, how often did you find yourself entrapped, a rube caught with his pants down, at the short end of a joke played by some boy and some of his friends? I think that sort of thing happens a lot, if we were only vigilent enough to catch it.
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No, I WAS that way before I found Jesus. Watch your tenses. I never pulled my pants down around other males. Why are you thinking along these lines? You better be careful or you'll catch "Foley" disease and end up a gay demoncrat!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Dear Lord! I had no idea this thread even existed... -
10-17-2006, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
and I feel compelled to ask folks to please refrain from asking our Pastor Mayfield to explain certain terms such as:
Gibbing
New Jersey Turnpike
Tossed Salad
Wounded Pigeon
Band of Brothers
and especially, Flaming Nora
And please, folks, don't google these terms as your soul will surely be damaged beyond repair!
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Mrs Christianson! I don't even want to know where you heard such language, but I have forwarded this post to Elmer and I hope he takes appropriate action!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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