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Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
07-31-2018, 01:13 AM
I don't understand this logic. We know, because the Holy Bible tells us, that True Christians™ are supernaturally powered to survive certain dangers, including specifically drinking deadly poison, among other things. These are signs of a genuine belief in Christ: And these signs shall follow them that believe;
In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;They shall take up serpents;
and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them;
they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
And these signs shall follow them that believe;
In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
Mark 16:17-19
So when poisonous substances were discovered in the drinking water, the logical solution is to bring Christ to the communities! Why would anyone go anywhere else? He has a proven track record of 100% success!
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Lt. Gov. Brian Calley ® made the declaration Sunday, days after the discovery of per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS) in the water supply for Parchment and Cooper Township, near Kalamazoo....
PFAS has been linked to health problems like cancer and liver damage. It has been used for decades to manufacture nonstick, stain-resistant, fire-retardant and other types of products.
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We will know our Brothers and Sisters in Christ in Michigan, for they will be the ones who do not doubt the Holy Word of God! The Holy Spirit is Living Waters for those who believe, and He need not succumb to testing by the EPA!In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.
He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
(But this spake he of the Spirit, which they that believe on him should receive: for the Holy Ghost was not yet given; because that Jesus was not yet glorified.)
John 7:37-39
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Location: Where God puts me.
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
07-31-2018, 11:45 AM
Because Michigan is a godless state full of backward Lutherans and jazz-jigging Negros with their butts stuck in the Great Depression. Of course they'd make a depressing choice over choosing Jesus.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
07-31-2018, 12:46 PM
It looks like even after Flint, they still haven't learned this important Biblical lesson:
1 Timothy 5:23 Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
07-31-2018, 12:47 PM
From your link:
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
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But it has NOT ensured the health and safety of residents in Parchment and Cooper Township. Jesus would have done that but even now when He could heal the poisoned and afflicted, still they turn away. This is just another way Christians are persecuted in America. It's not even subtle.
I Corinthians 4:13 Being defamed, we intreat: we are made as the filth of the world, and are the offscouring of all things unto this day.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
07-31-2018, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
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Could this be IT? A sign! We know that Jesus is going to poison the drinking waters of mankind just before His second appearance!
It could be the third Trumpet!
Revelation 8:10-11
And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
What if President Reagan was the first Trumpet and President George W. Bush the second Trumpet. It would make sense, as the second trumpet is the one concerning seas and President Bush fought by the Red Sea or at least by the nearby Persian Gulf. And there IS going to be a Great Gulf between Sinners and us True Christians™ in Heaven (Luke 16:26).
Has anyone seen Wormwood in Michigan or nearby? If anyone has, we can be relatively certain that Jesus's Coming is closer than ever, perhaps only some hours away! Or perhaps Mr. Trump is the Wormwood, which is a star (see above) and President Trump is also a star of the super kind, as evidenced by His Hollywood star. Is Worm wood = Holly wood? It might be, as both end in "wood"!
This is quite exciting.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
07-31-2018, 02:48 PM
Matthew 10:23 When they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come. Jesus was explaining how much Christians will be hated in these last days. He included another detail, that by leaving one city and going to a different city when being persecuted Christians would not exhaust all the cities in Israel before He returned. Indeed Christians have been to many cities and not only in Israel. How many cities in Israel are still without a Christian presence?
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
08-02-2018, 12:11 AM
I am not a racist: I have black friends and have listened to that negress sing "His Eye is on the Sparrow" a few times when it bled over on my usual radio station here in NYC. But Michigan has been taken by a spirit of demonicism ever since they allowed Detroit to run rampant with lesser races. They have little choice but to declare emergencies when Motown means more than Mt. Cavalry and when worship of Allah is allowed to overtake halcyon Dearborn and surrounding areas.
What was Jesus to do? Turn a blind eye? I don't think so. He knows like all of us do that if there are minorities around, you have to watch what they're doing at all times. This is not to say that Jesus cannot save them. He can. But unless they repent of their lesser-race ways, how can He and remain true to His Word? If Michigan, the origin of which is "Michelin," as in the tire company (notice that tires are BLACK), would simply turn back to the Bible instead of turning their back to the Bible, but the upper and lower peninsula would be praising JESUS in unisom.
And now, if it's not the mooselimbs and uppity nigras, it's the thieving spics - all over the state. I pray the BLOOD OF JESUS over them. I praise GOD that I was born in a family that wasn't looked down on by Jesus except for the whole Catholic thing. I've rid myself of that, Glory to God - but it's hard to wash the nigra off.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
08-02-2018, 02:31 PM
It's always encouraging that God explains the reason why certain tribes or nationalities or even larger groupings were cursed in perpetuity. Or needed to be exterminated. As did their babies. Sometimes the curse lasted for just a few generations, resulting from specific actions by individuals. There were tribes and cities requiring extermination in most cases including all their babies because God knew what would happen if they were left alive wondering what happened to their parents.
Some actions brought down plague, others famine or drought. God makes it plain that that was appropriate. Observing genitals of unconscious nude people when the whole world had a population of 8 or 9 blasted a third of the breeding pairs into perpetual servitude. Well, their son and his children to be specific. Like his uncles, his father could have walked in backwards but no. In he went, eyes out on stalks and if you told me he was dribbling I'd believe you. Although his son was absent God nevertheless shows how Canaan earned his punishment and all his progeny to this day.
It didn't happen for no reason, that would be arbitrary and cruel. It happened for the best reason of all: because God said so.
Genesis 9:1-29
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Why is Michigan declaring state of emergency instead of encouraging people to turn to Jesus? -
08-02-2018, 06:17 PM
If these lazy people in Flint are not going to put their faith in Jesus, at least they could get off their butts and do something for themselves. Who promised them a comfortable life of free food and water?
All they have to do is buy some water purification tablets. Problem solved.
https://www.amazon.com/Aquatabs-AQT1.../dp/B077737MBN
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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