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Default Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-05-2006, 04:10 PM

I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-05-2006, 04:20 PM

Although I'm happy to learn you've decided to stop molesting this "school" "girl" I am above addressing someone of your ilk; The idea!

But as long as I'm here, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you anyway. (Your tree all strung out with kimchee "icicles" must be a sight - the thought of which I do not wish to hang around here long enough to contemplate.)

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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-05-2006, 04:47 PM

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Although I'm happy to learn you've decided to stop molesting this "school" "girl" I am above addressing someone of your ilk; The idea!

But as long as I'm here, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you anyway. (Your tree all strung out with kimchee "icicles" must be a sight - the thought of which I do not wish to hang around here long enough to contemplate.)

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Okay, be sNIPpy to a Christian Lady, then! I'm going to tell everybody to not Shop at your Boutique any more!



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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-05-2006, 04:37 PM

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I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.
I always wondered why you guys are always referred to as "Nips?"
Also, why are you Yellow and Slitty eyed?



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I always wondered why you guys are always referred to as "Nips?"
Also, why are you Yellow and Slitty eyed?
you are use nip because we are call our country "Nippon" (also can write as Nihon) and is mean "land of rising sun."

okay our skin not yellow but is healthy golden glow. and eye not slitty but is sexy Clint Eastwood type squint.



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I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.
How many rooms does your rice hut have?

And why do you say we are "dummy American"?

What kinda school ya goin' to?

Who is this harlot of Satan that you are busy with?


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How many rooms does your rice hut have?

I am live in dorm dummy.

And why do you say we are "dummy American"?

because you are have inferior education system and lazy culture for learn.

What kinda school ya goin' to?

I am going for be engineer.

Who is this harlot of Satan that you are busy with?

is not one girl. life too short for monogamy baby.
okay this is suppose be about Japan culture not personal question about me. follow direction dummy.
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-05-2006, 05:08 PM

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Why do chinks, gooks and any other slant eyed males have such small doodlebugs? Is it just a rumor?

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Why do chinks, gooks and any other slant eyed males have such small doodlebugs? Is it just a rumor?

Curious, Sister Thumper
Piggybacking off of Sister Thumper's question; how do you reproduce?

With tallywhackers oh so so so so so small and itty bitty tini weenie how can your seed even reach the women's baby ovens? As hairy as a jap's cooter fur is I can't fathom how you manage to even know where to go? How do you even know if you have an erection?
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Piggybacking off of Sister Thumper's question; how do you reproduce?

With tallywhackers oh so so so so so small and itty bitty tini weenie how can your seed even reach the women's baby ovens? As hairy as a jap's cooter fur is I can't fathom how you manage to even know where to go? How do you even know if you have an erection?
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-06-2006, 04:59 AM

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Why do chinks, gooks and any other slant eyed males have such small doodlebugs? Is it just a rumor?

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I understand. fat-ass american women look for man with big doodlebug and small brain like herself. This good, more dumb americans get born and Asian people take over sooner.
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-06-2006, 05:39 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hibachi's thread! STOLEN BY A CHINK! Oh, the irony!


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okay this is suppose be about Japan culture not personal question about me. follow direction dummy.

I followed the directions quite well I think. You are of "Japanese" culture, so I am asking questions there hotshot.

Why do the "Japanese" wear those sandals and take them off when entering a building? Are they taken off for all buildings or certain ones?

What is the background of a kimono? Why do the Japanese wear them?

I know alot of TV's are made in Japan.....Satan's number one outlet of sin...hmmmm


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Dear Hitachi, why do you Japs have such odd hobbies?

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Dear Hitachi, why do you Japs have such odd hobbies?
I am ask why not?! Japanese like for prove skill at everything for bring great honor to himself and family. I am solve Rubik cube in 18 second but record is 11 second. I am hope to beat this soon.

I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!
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Pshaw. That's easy enough. The Bible (1 Kings 7:23) informs us that pi is 3,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000......

How many decimal places do you want?
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 01-25-2008, 11:43 AM

Hi-to-shi,

did you grandmothers provide sexual services to American soldiers? I ask because you don't look very yellow (or as you put it, 'healthy gold').


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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 01-25-2008, 12:45 PM

Hey Hitosha! I want to let bygones be bygones, offer you an olive branch, and bury the hatchet, as the saying goes. I'm sorry I teased you so, and to make up for it, I have a present for you.

I know that you are always on the lookout for nice wholesome girls to date and eventually bring home to your family hut to grow rice. Well, I've found a gold mine for you, pal. Take a look at THESE babes, just waiting for you to ask them out. Every one of them is looking for love, buddy.

Of course, you might have to wait 7-12 years.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-05-2006, 05:20 PM

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I am live in dorm dummy.
Then how many rooms are in this rice hut you call a dorm?

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because you are have inferior education system and lazy culture for learn.
Our education system is inferior? You can't even type American, God's preferred language, correctly!

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I am going for be engineer.
No way an idiot like you could be an engineer.

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is not one girl. life too short for monogamy baby.
You couldn't be more wrong. At least you didn't deny these girls are harlots of Satan.

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okay this is suppose be about Japan culture not personal question about me. follow direction dummy.
One can learn a lot about nip "culture" by learning about you.
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