Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Focus on Family - Christian Parenting
Reload this Page The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
Focus on Family - Christian Parenting A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-20-2011, 09:32 PM

I know these sick books and animations are not in wider attentions in America, but because of recent events you should know little about them. Moomins are mainly curse of Finland (where they have turned children to Satan for nearly 70 years) and northern Europe but as they are really depraved it is really not a surprise that they have (especially animated series) drawn attention of the Japs.


Moomintroll using witchcraft to cook his meal at night.



Japs have even build Moomins shrine near where I live. Flocks of these heathen midgets make their annual 5000 mile pilgrim there to worship these demons.

This is how we come to spot why you should know about them. Recent display of God's wrath upon Japan, may launch waves of illegal chink immigrants on your way. As they are from Japan, there is big risk that they have been infected by Moomins, and it is vital that you recognize the symptoms.

The Moomins themselves are white pig/hippo like demons that live in the Moomin Valley. Their appearance is taken from bible part where Jesus drives devil out of two men.

Matthew 8:28-32 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way. And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding. So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine. And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.

So you see, Moomins are metaphor for demon possessed men.

Let's take closer look on some of the denizens of this valley of abominations.



Moomintroll

Moomintroll is a bastard son of Moominmamma and Moominpappa. Has openly sexual relationship with Snorkmaiden. Sometimes they live in sin together in Moomin house. Troll is malevolent being out of Scandinavian mythology, originally referring to Finnish people.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

Moominmamma & Moominpappa


Guardians of Moomintroll, not married, relationships are unclear. Let Moomintroll share bed with harlot Snorkmaiden under their roof.

Proverbs 6:32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul

Little My

Another bastard raised by Moomins. She is of different race than Moomins. Thieving anarchist.

Job 24:14 The murderer rising with the light killeth the poor and needy, and in the night is as a thief.

Snork maiden

A whore that seduces Moomintroll into fornication.

Deuteronomy 23:18 Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Hattifatteners

Small demons that roams in packs and tries to burn everything with their hellfire. They are described as misunderstood creatures.

Snufkin


Revolting freeloading hippie. Atheist and hates all authorities and constantly smokes different hallucinogens in his corn pipe. This junkie is half-brother of Little My.

The Groke

The enemy of the Moomins. He is big flat-nosed savage black creature who communicates with feral growls and only want to harm others. His purpose is to enforce racial stereotypes.

The Hemulen

Maybe the most deviant of all creatures in Moomin valley. This seemingly harmless elder chap is truly a libertine and abomination. He lives alone, wears a purple dress, collects butterflies and stamps and like frolicking with younger males of the Moomin valley. This lewd sodomite goes constantly on sex vacations.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.




Few examples of Moomin books:


Comet in Moomin land

Preaches to kids of heliocentric universe, evilution and other secular “science”


Finn family Moomintroll

Moomins finds a Hobgoblin's hat. Hobgoblin is sorcerer and Moomins perform all sorts of witchcraft with the hat.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Exploits of Moominpappa

Self-explanatory. Stories of young Moominpappa indulging in world of crime, booze and gay sex.

Midsummer madness

Moomins are performing different spells to evoke some pagan gods at the eve of midsummer.






As you see, The Moomins are filled with practically with every possible sin you can think from dark magic to sodomy. All of this is fed to children as positive things. You might ask what kind of monster would come up with such a perverted stories for little-ones.

It is twisted Pervert named Tove Jansson. She was worst kind of openly lesbian feminatzi. She was also very bitter as she realized that her lesbianism was beyond redemption. As a rug-muncher filled with hate she was, her only purpose later in life was to drag as many children as possible with her to hell. She is even doing it now behind the grave.

So heed my warning. Stay way from Moomins! They have only been designed to lead children into damnation. If you ever come by ANY Moomin related material, you must burn it immediately, but use gloves before touching Moomin products. So great is the evil behind the Moomins that even short exposure can be harmful to your soul.





Yours in Christ,


Alphonse
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 23,742
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-20-2011, 09:43 PM

I don't even know what it is. Are they ghosts? Or a family of sperms? It's too weird for me.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-20-2011, 09:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
I don't even know what it is. Are they ghosts? Or a family of sperms? It's too weird for me.
To be honest, I'm not sure. I just call them freakish-Satan-things.
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-21-2011, 12:03 AM

They almost look like frowning hippos with no mouths.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-21-2011, 12:32 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
They almost look like frowning hippos with no mouths.
You have to put it in perspective. I think that is most cheerful what bitter lesbian eskimo could come up with
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,898
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-21-2011, 12:39 AM

Absolutely terrifying, brother. Thank you for the information. I knew that the eskimos up there in Scandanavia were deep in satan's pocket, but I had no idea of the array of demons they worshiped.

Apparently the eskimos responsible for this have even gone to the trouble of hiring an out of work country western singer to do a song about the moomin demons, all the better to entrance the poor children.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Smeagol Smeagol is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Mar 2011
Smeagol is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-28-2011, 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
To be honest, I'm not sure. I just call them freakish-Satan-things.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King
I don't even know what it is. Are they ghosts? Or a family of sperms? It's too weird for me.
Satan-things? Sperm?
Come on people... The Moomins is educational and nice program. I've watched it several times but I must have missed the Satan every time :/

Talking about freakish-Satan-things, I present you A Fat American:

[REMOVED IMAGE FOR DECENCY'S SAKE]

So yeah, theres nothing wrong about Moomins, just relax and let the party roll, rock n' roll
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
koskenkorva's Avatar
koskenkorva koskenkorva is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 14
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Tammisaari
koskenkorva is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-31-2011, 02:51 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
To be honest, I'm not sure. I just call them freakish-Satan-things.


You didn't talk about satan, right...?
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-31-2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by koskenkorva View Post
You didn't talk about satan, right...?
What the heaven was that supposed to be? Some kind of suggesting question statement with teenaged dot dot dot.

Oh man, you are really thick even for Eskimo. Where did I say I did not talk about Satan?

Now what did I say, let's see.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
I never said Moomins as satanic. I merely looked upon The Moomins in the holy light of KJV 1611.
Yes, that is my personal nickname for Moomin, freakish-satan-things. Never did I post it with any refence about Mooming being satanic in the light of Bible.

Good job Nancy Drew
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
common.sense common.sense is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Jun 2012
common.sense is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 06-13-2012, 02:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
To be honest, I'm not sure. I just call them freakish-Satan-things.
Oh my..... You need serious help my friend. Even the lord him self might quietly ask you to button your lips, and shut up.

This is just a cartoon that is full of old wife's tales that people have passed on for generations. To think that any parent would be evoking the devil by telling a few stories is beyond me.

I grew up in England, in the 80's this was on the TV it was great even though it has strange endings it certainly taught me more about life than Sponge Bob ever did.

To be honest the people who created this (orginal moomin series) were masters
of kids TV story telling far more intriguing and interesting than the rubbish on TV today.

Before you start bleating from the scriptures, I am Church of England and yes i do believe in the Lord.

"Split a piece of wood and you will find me, turn a stone and i am there. The church of God is within you"

And with that the entire catholic church came down its knees, well almost

I would like to make one more observation. Its good to a have a religion, but don't take it to far. If you do, most normal people with good common sense will run a mile. Careful with the extremist attitude.

God bless.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Xarmarok Xarmarok is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Mar 2011
Xarmarok is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 12:46 PM

Can someone explain to me, how eskimos have something to do with Moomins? Are the related some way?
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 02:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ignorans View Post
The original poster has a wild imagination. Hardly anything he told is true, believe you me.
Thank you for complementing my imagination, but this is not the case. Quite the opposite. The original writer, Tove Jansson, had very wild, yet heinously evil imagination. It takes special kind of malice in your heart to come up with something as vile and corrupting as The Moomins. As a True Christian™ is just see through the imagination. I see the truth.

Matthew 7:3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Xarmarok View Post
Can someone explain to me, how eskimos have something to do with Moomins? Are the related some way?
I can understand that you think Eskimos are related to Moomins as both are so cold and trollish. The Moomins however are fabric of imagination, and does not really exist. So no, they are not related.

What Eskimos have to with Moomins, is that Moomins are very popular among the Eskimos of Scandinavia and Northern Europe. I think that walrus kinda look thing appeals to Eskimos. As Moomins they are white and fluffy looking, I think Eskimo kids associate it with joyful baby seal bashing as well.


As always, it was my pleasure to provide you more correct views.





Yours in Christ,


Alphonse
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Ristiretki Ristiretki is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Mar 2011
Ristiretki is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 02:30 PM

Quote:
As always, it was my pleasure to provide you more correct views.
I am thankful to you Alphonse Alban. I believe you have a point there.

I'm not so sure if your views are that correct at all.
Did you know that the Eskimos DO NOT live in Skandinavia or in Finland? Did you know? That's what they call knowledge. If you think that the Eskimos live in Finland I think you must be an Indian and your actual god is satan. You live on the land of Indian tribes. You must be an Indian. To believe in God's word doesn't mean you have to be without knowledge of the surrounding world.


If your beliefs are based on things that are not TRUE how can I listen to you at all?

The Finns fought against the atheist commies to save your Christian ass, so stop calling them Eskimos.

With respect.
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
James Dewitt James Dewitt is offline
#63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery True Christian Provider™ award Platinum Tither Punched the most queers The Lord’s Witness Wound Mission to Australia One Year/1000 posts Jailed for JESUS Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Saved 1 Year Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas

 
Posts: 6,234
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Freehold, Ia
James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 02:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ristiretki View Post
I am thankful to you Alphonse Alban. I believe you have a point there.

I'm not so sure if your views are that correct at all.
Did you know that the Eskimos DO NOT live in Skandinavia or in Finland? Did you know? That's what they call knowledge. If you think that the Eskimos live in Finland I think you must be an Indian and your actual god is satan. You live on the land of Indian tribes. You must be an Indian. To believe in God's word doesn't mean you have to be without knowledge of the surrounding world.


If your beliefs are based on things that are not TRUE how can I listen to you at all?

The Finns fought against the atheist commies to save your Christian ass, so stop calling them Eskimos.

With respect.
I have said it before and I will say it again. Why don't we just combine all those Godless Scandivian countries into one and call it Dumbassland?

The Finns fighting Commies, yea right, I have a bridge in the Brooklin for sale, cheap.
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Ristiretki Ristiretki is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Mar 2011
Ristiretki is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 02:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by James Dewitt View Post
I have said it before and I will say it again. Why don't we just combine all those Godless Scandivian countries into one and call it Dumbassland?

The Finns fighting Commies, yea right, I have a bridge in the Brooklin for sale, cheap.
James.
Get some sleep. It helps.
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Ristiretki Ristiretki is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Mar 2011
Ristiretki is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Smile Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by James Dewitt View Post
I have said it before and I will say it again. Why don't we just combine all those Godless Scandivian countries into one and call it Dumbassland?

The Finns fighting Commies, yea right, I have a bridge in the Brooklin for sale, cheap.
You used sarcasm there.

I've said this before and will say this again. Ignorant people are the demons of the world. They spread hate. They don't want to understand other people. They think that they are the best.
That's like in Communist Russia brother. This very familiar to communism, totalitarism.

Do you really think that the only people around you are the only chosen ones? (Just like in Communist North Korea). Think again. Or don't think, it's too complicated and rational. Feel it. Do you really FEEL that our God is so small? That our God is so narrow minded that only a few people are pure in their faith? And do you really believe that our/your God is so powerless that His power can only touch the people in America. Do you really believe that being American is much more different than being a guy from Holland?

Did you know that most of WHITE and brown Americans came from Europe? That's your white republican blood, straight from Europe. Your heavenly blood. And where did Jesus live? In America? I hope you don't think that Jesus was a gun loving republican too. Don't say it loud.

Did you know that one of the most loved Green Berets in Vietnam War was a Finn. Lauri Törni. He fought against communism till the end. And if you still don't care, go and meet some real Green Berets if you have the guts. I think you are not a true American, you are a communist satanist trying to make this forum look bad.
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
AussieFinn AussieFinn is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Mar 2011
AussieFinn is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 02:30 PM

Ok, so I have been reading this thread with great interest and my sides are sore from laughter. I have heard of extremists before but you guys and gals really take the cake!

I am interested to know, what makes those of you who are constantly making racist remarks (looking especially at you ''I-Hate-Juice'') think that you will get into any sort of positive after life with so much hate coursing through you. Surely it is God's position to judge people (as individuals and not as races or countries) and decide their fate, not yours.

I would also like to point out that Finns are not Scandinavian. The countries that make up Scandinavia (Greenland, norway, Sweden etc) are Scandinavian because they speak an English/Germanic language. Finns do not, although Finland is quite often mistaken as being apart of Scandinavia as they used to be a part of the Swedish Empire many moons ago.

As for being Seal clubbers, Canada is now the only country in the world that still has laws aiding in the cruel hunting of baby seals for fur. Import, export and production of seal products was banned throughout Europe in mid 2009.

As far as being ''eskimos'' (another racist term used for inuits) they are far and few between these days. You certainly won't find them in Lapland (North of Sweden, norway, Russia and Finland) but rather closer to your home in America, Alaska. They are rapidly dying out though as their homes are literally melting from beneath their feet. But lets not discuss a real issue such as a dying race of people because evil hippos from the firey underworld is far more of an issue.

As far as the Moomins go. Each person is entitled to their opinion I suppose and I do love a good conspiracy theory but c'mon. If you can lump the moomins into a satanic category then you could lump any cartoon, comic, movie, book or story in there (Snow White and the seven dwarfs would really shake your bacon!). The Moomins teach the values of sharing what you own with those around you and accepting one another of their physical appearence, beliefs, dress sense and what have you. Someone said that the devil has made them look cute and fluffy (although I am yet to spot a fluffy hippo!) to lure young ones towards them. Does that mean that I cannot trust dogs? or cats? or baby seals? They poop in public and pee on cars, they are cute and fluffy therefore MUST be a tool of the devil trying to lure our children into public defication and rubbing butts across the carpets!

Wow! An essay!

I hope your all as passionate towards a charity of some kind as you are towards your faith.
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
JackTheReborn JackTheReborn is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 20
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Closer to Heaven than most
JackTheReborn is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieFinn View Post
Surely it is God's position to judge people (as individuals and not as races or countries) and decide their fate, not yours.
Are you telling God, our LORD how to judge??!! Repent that thought for it is not you who should give our LORD advice.


Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieFinn View Post
I would also like to point out that Finns are not Scandinavian. The countries that make up Scandinavia blaah blaah...

As far as being ''eskimos'' (another racist term used for inuits) they are far and few between these days. You certainly won't find them in blaah blaah...
Finns, Swedes, Eskimos... Who cares. Close enough, that's not important. What is important is Jesus Christ. And what do you know anyway, you live in Australia.



Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieFinn View Post
As far as the Moomins go. Each person is entitled to their opinion I suppose blah blaah...
It is not a question of opinions but the truth. Moomins are evil and it has been proven. Haven't you read this thread?

Jesus will help you but only if you open your heart and let him in.


Love and Peace, Jack


"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Brother Helge's Avatar
Brother Helge Brother Helge is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Porn Resistant Honorary Ex-Eskimo Iceland Pro-Life True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College

 
Posts: 1,074
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: On my way to Heaven!
Brother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 05:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieFinn View Post
I would also like to point out that Finns are not Scandinavian. The countries that make up Scandinavia (Greenland, norway, Sweden etc) are Scandinavian because they speak an English/Germanic language. Finns do not, although Finland is quite often mistaken as being apart of Scandinavia as they used to be a part of the Swedish Empire many moons ago.
You should have paid more attention in school.
Scandinavia consists of Sweden, Denmark and Norway.
The people living on Iceland and Faroe Islands are Scandinavians (ethnicity), but the Islands are not part of Scandinavia.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieFinn View Post
As far as being ''eskimos'' (another racist term used for inuits) they are far and few between these days.
.
The racist term is "ice nigger" - wrong again.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieFinn View Post
But lets not discuss a phony issue such as a dying race of people because evil hippos from the firey underworld is far more of an issue.
Agreed!


"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
oh dear! oh dear! is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Finland
oh dear! is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default vad fan? - 03-27-2011, 02:18 PM

This site is a joke or for real?

"Preaches to kids of heliocentric universe, evilution and other secular “science”"

Heliocentric universe? Our solarsystem yes, but not the universe.

"knew that the eskimos up there in Scandanavia were deep in satan's pocket, but I had no idea of the array of demons they worshiped"

You mean Sami-people of Lapland? Believe it or not we don't even have walruses or polarbears. We do have excellent school systems and health care thought.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
1 corinthians, baby eating wiccans, demonic possession, deuteronomy, europeans, eurotrash, finland, job, leviticus, matthew, monsters, nokia addicts, proverbs, revelations, scandavian sex fiends, swede, swiss, trolls

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved