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Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! - 04-23-2017, 09:54 AM

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You really got touched by the guy.


But according to WHO:


24% of the infected are heterosexuals. So, if you eliminate the gay, the AIDS will still be propagated for the heteros.


Sorry for lowering you to the earth, but your friend pastor is a bullshitter.



Dear Goober,


That's not a very nice thing to say. Do you know the Pastor in question? Have you been to one of his sermons? Have you felt the Spirit fill you as he sermonizes? No? Well then who are you to Judge anyone, let alone call them durty, durty names.


As for your Stats? WHO is WHO? And how can heterosexual people get AIDS. Anyone who has AIDS is queer. Everybody knows that, everybody but you that is. Anyway it is Sunday and I must be I off down to the Church for afternoon services.


Bye for now


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Sinner Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! - 04-28-2017, 02:37 AM

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Over the years, Pastor Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist church and I have become pretty good Facebook friends. He invited me to attend a special semon on homosexuals. So, I flew down to Tempe Arizona and met the good Pastor.

I was lucky enough to have a front row seat and you can watch the entire sermon here where Pastor Anderson excitedly talks about homosexuals for over an hour. Then he let the bomb drop, Pastor Anderson has the cure for the AID!!!!!



Just wipe out the entire gay population!!!

I also wanted to point out another part of his sermon that particularity spoke to me. Look, there are fluffy bunny Church's popping up everywhere who allow fags in their doors. Hey queer? Try getting through the doors of Landover or Faithful Word, you'll be thrown out on your sodomite rears. We both have a NO-HOMO policy. Watch him explain it here.



God bless you Pastor Anderson.
Not all homosexuals are sodomites. That is an extremely perverted thought for a christian.


Aids is not spread by only gays, but you will deny anything that's been proven true.


Aids is spread through general sexual contact, including bodily fluids, like blood, and semen.


Hiv and Aids did not start in gays, and can not end in gays. end of story my man.
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Jesus Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! - 04-28-2017, 05:18 PM

Agnos,


You must think we are really stupid! From "Patient #1," who was a faggot, all the way to the most recent homer diagnosed today, the aids continues to spread because of the infected homer demons that infest the rectums of the gay-leaning left. The Bible teaches us much about how to avoid infections when we are unclean. Care to speculatize on what the Bible does NOT say about infections?


Time's up. I'll tell you. It does NOT say "Be sure to drink the bodily fluids of your buddies after spending 14 hours at a drunken rave wearing gold lame underwear and no shirt."


It does NOT say "Allow your bro to stuff his s-e-x o-r-g-a-n in your anal orifice."


It does NOT say "Continue to engage in sins of the flesh even though you know you are infected."


The LORD GOD is a pure and righteous GOD and He will not look upon sin. He will not permit any semblance of it to enter the gates of His Great City, Heaven.


We Christians are VERY simple people. We follow the Bible to the letter and I can PROMISE you that not ONE member of Landover Baptist Church has ever spread nor contracted the aids. We do have saved homers, but the demons were exorcised from them before we fellowshipped with them. Pastor Ezekiel has personally inspected scores of ex-homers to ensure that he is satisfied of their cleanliness.


Have you not seen there is no way to get around the truths of God's Holy Word? There IS a way to avoid Hell, however: Confess your sins to Him. He won't turn you away. No, in fact, if you take one step toward the Lord, He'll take two steps toward you. He will forgive your sins and make you His Child. (1 John 1:9).


We are all praying for you, even if on occasion you're an insolent waste of time.


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Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!! - 05-02-2017, 06:34 PM

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Not all homosexuals are sodomites. That is an extremely perverted thought for a christian.
What on Earth does this mean? Sodomite is just another word for homosexual. In fact, it's the one God uses.

1 Kings 14:24
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the Lord cast out before the children of Israel.


You might as well say "not all rabbits are bunnies."


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Aids is not spread by only gays, but you will deny anything that's been proven true.


Aids is spread through general sexual contact, including bodily fluids, like blood, and semen.


Hiv and Aids did not start in gays, and can not end in gays. end of story my man.
In the civilized world, the spread of AIDS is overwhelmingly driven by homosexual behavior. The predicted AIDS epidemic among normal people never happened and has been debunked as a liberal myth.


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