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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:49 PM
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You certainly enjoy stealing other people's threads, huh? Tell, me, o wise one, why do you think I'm going to Hell?
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Attachment 4193
Thar ain't nuthin' lower than a thread thief, Pilgrim.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:59 PM
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:03 PM
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Hey, you never answer to me, are you afraid, Mr. "I am not going to Hell because I played with my priest when I was a kid"?
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Just what makes you think you can prove anything?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:21 PM
CHOO CHOO
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:26 PM
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CHOO CHOO
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You got that right - he gets his own car!
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Curious Agnostic
CHOO CHOO
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Enjoy your shiny new infractions and your place on the HELL TRAIN!
Choo Choot!
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Super Moderator Beloved Church Elder World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
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This reminds me of a True Christian™ party several years ago at which somebody spiked the fruit punch, and a majority of the attendees formed a conga line, and as a consequence I had to beat several of the ladies with my cane for excessive swiveling of the hips. That was a fun party.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
This reminds me of a True Christian™ party several years ago at which somebody spiked the fruit punch, and a majority of the attendees formed a conga line, and as a consequence I had to beat several of the ladies with my cane for excessive swiveling of the hips. That was a fun party.
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Hello Uncle Hatchet.
Why is everybody talking to the nasty pleesmun?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:45 PM
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Hello Uncle Hatchet.
Why is everybody talking to the nasty pleesmun?
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Hi Talitha!
Have you seen My Dad on this train? Why is he going to Hell?
I'm scared, I don't wanna go to Hell either.
Let's get off here and go plat Bobbing for Jesus or Pin-the-Tail-on-Satan.
****** I'm trying to find my real Dad. Have you seen Father Martin or Offcr Martin?
If yes, please contact me at LiLTimmy@yahoo.com. *****
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:47 PM
Cattle Truck Class:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Little Miss Talitha
Hello Uncle Hatchet.
Why is everybody talking to the nasty pleesmun?
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He's like someone with a harelip eating soup. He's difficult to ignore, little one.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 12:31 AM
Woooot wooooooooot!!
She almost missed the train .... BECAUSE SHE'S DEAF AND BLIND!
Someone show this Keller retard to her seat! ... Ding Ding Ding! ... and we're off again!!
Choo-Choo! Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug!!
On and on rolls the train to Hell! Glory!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
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I noticed that you left my photograph off of your imaginary line up of the hellbound. Does that mean you acknowledge that I'm bound for Glory, or is it just that you kept my photograph to fire your homosexural lusts. Because you wouldn't be the first queer to be lusting after my manly Christian physique.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I noticed that you left my photograph off of your imaginary line up of the hellbound. Does that mean you acknowledge that I'm bound for Glory, or is it just that you kept my photograph to fire your homosexural lusts. Because you wouldn't be the first queer to be lusting after my manly Christian physique.
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Because we have our own very special car on the train! It only seats four. Of course it a few cars before the crowded one.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...3&postcount=68
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
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Why that dirty little papist slaphead! I should ban him for that!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 12:52 AM
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Now I don't feel special... I wanted to sit by Zeke... oh, and you, Sister Thumper.
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by SanzSolo
Now I don't feel special... I wanted to sit by Zeke... oh, and you, Sister Thumper.
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Brother, you are part of LBC's family. Of course you are special and of course there is always room for you to sit beside ME or Zeke.
~~~~ pats chair~~~~ Come, sit down. Let me help you take a load off.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 12:58 AM
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Now I don't feel special... I wanted to sit by Zeke... oh, and you, Sister Thumper.
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Don't worry Brother, Officer Hellbound is the only one in that particular car. We will be Raptured up to Heaven any day now, sitting up in the clouds, sipping a cold beer with Jesus, and having a good laugh while watching all these hateful papists be peeled alive down in hell. Personally, I can't wait.
Unfortunately, it isn't clear whether sister Thumper will be joining us. Sure, she has devoted her life to Christ (and me), but the question is, does she have a soul? Frankly, I doubt it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Whooot Whoooot
ALL ABOARD!
Their HELL will be being force fed Ham Sammiches and high fat treats and not being able to throw them back up.
LMAOWJ! GLORY!
Enjoy HELL Bean Poles!
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Jesus, those Olsen twins have always weirded me out, but that pic is the creep de la creep!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-11-2008, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Don't worry Brother, Officer Hellbound is the only one in that particular car. We will be Raptured up to Heaven any day now, sitting up in the clouds, sipping a cold beer with Jesus, and having a good laugh while watching all these hateful papists be peeled alive down in hell. Personally, I can't wait.
Unfortunately, it isn't clear whether sister Thumper will be joining us. Sure, she has devoted her life to Christ (and me), but the question is, does she have a soul? Frankly, I doubt it.
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THERE IS NO RAPTURE! When Jesus comes again, "He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and His Kingdom will have no end."
That's the only time He's coming back. And time will end, and eternity will begin.
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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