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Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
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I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 03:57 AM
Where do I mail my $2000 tithe to?
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by demoncrat
Where do I mail my $2000 tithe to?
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Freehold, Iowa. Or you can click on the godly PayPal button. But I feel like this is a lieberal trick of some sort.
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Christ's Battle Axe
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:14 AM
He's probably going to try sending us pesos. Oh, well -- it will spare us the trouble of having to purchase toilet paper for a while.
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Freehold, Iowa. Or you can click on the godly PayPal button. But I feel like this is a lieberal trick of some sort.
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Of course it's a LIE-beral TRICK Sister Mary Maria. There's been a lot of UNSAVED TRASH on the forum today so all you TRUE and GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMEN be careful reading all the posts made today. You might want to sit down with your GODLY TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBANDS and let them guide you through the posts and help you to understand them. OHhhh, SATAN has been a BUSY BEE here today, friends!!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:29 AM
LOL
Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-14-2007 at 04:30 AM.
Reason: Stupidity removed.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:29 AM
Once again you are the voice of sanity and reason, Brother Love. May Jesus bless you for showing us the way.
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Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:44 AM
To be honest why are you on the internet alone is beyond me. I keep my wife away from the "satan box" sitting in our den, and make sure she stays in the kitchen.
Where she belongs.
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Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
He's probably going to try sending us pesos. Oh, well -- it will spare us the trouble of having to purchase toilet paper for a while.
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Don't worry, I live in Canada.
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Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:46 AM
BEGONE WITH THEE FOREIGN DEVIL!
TAKE YOUR "WACKY TABACKEE" AND SINS WITH YOU!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by demoncrat
Don't worry, I live in Canada.
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Even worse. Your funny money is about as valuable as the pages of the koran.
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On Extended Furlough
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:49 AM
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Don't worry, I live in Canada.
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AH HA! Another would-be infiltrator from Canuckistan!
I knew there was something fishy about you!
Maybe it's your complete avoidance of any discussion of God's Word?
After all, that's the purpose of this Godly forum, to tell the unvarnished Truth about God's Word, and who it says God and Jesus are!
What's YOUR favorite Bible verse, Demon a la Carte?
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Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Even worse. Your funny money is about as valuable as the pages of the koran.
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Actually, thanks to your legally retarded president, our money is gaining value fast.
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Spiritual Mother of LBC
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by demoncrat
Where do I mail my $2000 tithe to?
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I feel our Lord Jesus Christ prefers such a meager gift to be contributed anonymously to a senior pastor. I know how much HE hates paper work and the government snooping where they don't belong.
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by demoncrat
Actually, thanks to your legally retarded president, our money is gaining value fast.
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You psuedo-french surrender monkeys amaze me. Our Godly President GWB saves your worthless behind in the war on terror and all you can do is call him names? You should be applying for a green card and getting yourself out of Godless cannuckistan before god destroys it completely. Just a word to the wise, friend; God hates cannuckistan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You psuedo-french surrender monkeys amaze me. Our Godly President GWB saves your worthless behind in the war on terror and all you can do is call him names? You should be applying for a green card and getting yourself out of Godless cannuckistan before god destroys it completely. Just a word to the wise, friend; God hates cannuckistan.
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From the same owner, Fred Phelps, http://www.godhatesamerica.com
Nice try old man.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by demoncrat
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I am only trying to help you accept Christ. Brother Phelps used to play golf with Pastor Pistle and I, but he has gotten too liberal in his dotage.
...Pastor Phelps, not Pastor Pistle.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I am only trying to help you accept Christ. Brother Phelps used to play golf with Pastor Pistle and I, but he has gotten too liberal in his dotage.
...Pastor Phelps, not Pastor Pistle.
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Yes, Fred Phelps is practically a bleeding-heart liberal now.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
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Posts: 12,662
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Re: I want to be saved -
01-14-2007, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by demoncrat
Actually, thanks to your legally retarded president, our money is gaining value fast.
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Ha! Your attempts at trickery failed and now you show your true sinful self!
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Unsaved trash
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Re: I want to be saved -
09-03-2011, 07:08 PM
The lord thou heaven art thou and homosexuality is a crime against the lord our father
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: I want to be saved -
09-03-2011, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Fr.John
The lord thou heaven art thou and homosexuality is a crime against the lord our father
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Hmm, I think I smell a Papist.
Why don't you make your own intro thread, and tell all of us why you've decided to abet buggery, apostasy, blasphemy and idolatry?
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