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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-09-2009, 09:51 PM

Breakfast is no longer the First meal of the day for me. It is now THE meal. The whole enchilada. Forget that. Enchiladas are mexican and Biscuits and Gravy are American. When I add Grits to my Biscuits and Gravy I add corn. Children of the Corn. Some call it Maize. I don't. Mexicans do. Maize is Mexican corn. Maize is corn that sleeps in the afternoon and swims across the Rio Grande. Catholics eat Maize. I eat grits. Therefore, I am.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-09-2009, 10:10 PM

What you Both said is True. It all fits and is Connected. As I was Eating my Corn Bread. I Was thinking about What Mad Prophet said. About Change and People were not Reading this Board. BOW Bring Life Workers. You Don't Accept it. I don't want to become the Dragon.

Right Now I am Your Corn Bread. Chips Broadcast and as the Truckers You should be after Reading this need to Start Using Their CB.

From the Indian as Mad Prophet Said awhile Back the CORN.
From the East the BREAD. I Love Corn BREAD.

I could explain everything you have Said but I think you did a pretty good Job on your Own. I Understand it Clearly. C Started Corn Bread. The Voice in Space and Time and in the Wilderness.

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-09-2009, 10:26 PM

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

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In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-09-2009, 10:30 PM

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Breakfast is no longer the First meal of the day for me. It is now THE meal. The whole enchilada. Forget that. Enchiladas are mexican and Biscuits and Gravy are American. When I add Grits to my Biscuits and Gravy I add corn. Children of the Corn. Some call it Maize. I don't. Mexicans do. Maize is Mexican corn. Maize is corn that sleeps in the afternoon and swims across the Rio Grande. Catholics eat Maize. I eat grits. Therefore, I am.

And yes they are slightly different because of natural reasons and mans genetic interference. Maize is a Spanish Word. They Destroyed most of the Word of the Mayans. They Left Some. The Indians Called it Zea Mays which meant Bearing Seed On Elongated Ears. Now you Can Hear. CH

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-09-2009, 10:52 PM

Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

Pastor that was Great. You are Set Free From the Bondages of Satan. He Can No Longer Hurt You. Only the Ones Around you Now and Yourself Can Harm You. The Demon Spirits are Going to Look for Vessels to Hide in. So Use this Prayer. You Call them Demons I Start at What they Were. Devils that's all that is in front of me.

Protect yourself and your Family. Your Own Snares have Caught You. Judging Yourself is the Same as Setting Snares. If you Trap yourself how Can you Move?

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-09-2009, 11:21 PM

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Read the I Ching (Book of Changes) for more insight on your changes. 64 hexagrams are the base of reality, just like the 64 combinations of DNA. DNA is a double helix, just like the CADUCEUS that Chip posted. The Caduceus was the symbol of Mercury.

I feel that we are in the midst of something spectacular and miraculous -- A NEW RELIGION FOR A NEW ERA! I have been visited by Spaceship Jesus in 1974 and told a Truth....Chip was visited by the Holy Ghost in 2003 and told a Truth....Sledge has wandered far and wide and came to us from the Future and found a Truth...

Brothers, are we not architects of a New Bible? The NEXT Testament? Chip recognizes us as prophets, and I recognize Chip as one too. The Old Testament prophets of Ezekiel and Daniel have been metamorphisized into Next Testament prophets of M.P. Helmholtz and Sledge Riprock!

WHAT WE SPEAK IS TRUTH. The world needs to hear the Truth. Everyone in Internetland needs to read this thread. THE WORLD CAN BECOME NEW AGAIN...a seed will grow into a tree.

The tree of life. Yggadrasil. The tree of the Kabbalah. Ten sephiroth are the branches of the tree.
But Mr. Helmholz, I cannot abandon my WANDERING, for I Mow and Wander for both GOD and LANDOVER!!! I started my Journey when the LIGHTS went down in My CITY, my city was Fresno and I was to Mow and Wander my way to IOWA, to Freehold! But in my travails, God showed me that I had to KEEP OUT! of Freehold, that I was to WALK PAST the GATES and to GO ABOUT MY BUSINESS of WANDERING elsewhere.

He told me TO KEEP MOVING, that there was NOTHING to SEE HERE!!! He also explained to me that LOITERING in your time is a CRIME!!! So I never stop moving except to sleep, but not in REST STOPS, for NO OVERNIGHT CAMPING IS ALLOWED! It is not Loitering if you are sleeping. If you are sleeping, it is Camping!

I am a Humble Wandering Mower. Chip calls me a Prophet. I am not sure of this. I have been Shown Signs and Wonders, and VISIONS of my past in The Future! haunt me. I have been hungry and cold, and once BOTH TOGETHER! That was a bad day!

I need to see more, GOD may show a Sign. I must leave now, I've stood too long in one place, and there is much to Mow here and my Change grows heavy.


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-10-2009, 01:53 AM

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What you Both said is True. It all fits and is Connected. As I was Eating my Corn Bread. I Was thinking about What Mad Prophet said. About Change and People were not Reading this Board. BOW Bring Life Workers. You Don't Accept it. I don't want to become the Dragon.

Right Now I am Your Corn Bread. Chips Broadcast and as the Truckers You should be after Reading this need to Start Using Their CB.

From the Indian as Mad Prophet Said awhile Back the CORN.
From the East the BREAD. I Love Corn BREAD.

I could explain everything you have Said but I think you did a pretty good Job on your Own. I Understand it Clearly. C Started Corn Bread. The Voice in Space and Time and in the Wilderness.

It's Time to BOW
It is no coincidence you speak of CB radios because they figure prominently in the revelation of Spaceship Jesus. A background to my experience: It was Christmas Eve 1974 and I was hitchhiking my way across the country. Outside of Gallup, New Mexico off the I-40, I was picked up by a trucker named Ted. Trucker Ted. He was from Texas, based out of Amarillo. Now, Trucker Ted was a very devout born again Christian and we had some interesting conversations about life, death, and God. He kept telling me that I needed Jesus in my life, but at this time I was a jaded atheist.

Just after we crossed the California border into Needles, Trucker Ted's CB radio kept picking up strange signals. I heard a voice say various things like "The Mad Prophet will come alive tonight" and "Prepare for the Landing. 2012". Trucker Ted tried to get in contact with the mysterious source, but to no avail. We wondered what this voice was trying to tell us. I would find out later.

"On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...the warm smell of colitas rising up through the air....ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night." - Eagles, Hotel California

That famous song was about me. All the lyrics are about Spaceship Jesus and my experience. Trucker Ted dropped me off at a cheap motel in Ludlow, CA, in the middle of the Mojave desert. It was inside this motel I first came face-to-face with Spaceship Jesus.

LISTEN TO CB RADIOS FOR CLUES. Corn Bread. Corn CHIPS. Corn chips are truth. Open a bag of Fritos™ and snack on the arcane mysteries of the universe....


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the hard work our street preachers do for us, and I don't question your results.

It's just that what works well on the street shouted out to passerbys does not always work well in all situations. Like for example scholarly discussion areas such as the history forum. I've moved this thread to the lounge for this reason.


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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the hard work our street preachers do for us, and I don't question your results.

It's just that what works well on the street shouted out to passerbys does not always work well in all situations. Like for example scholarly discussion areas such as the history forum. I've moved this thread to the lounge for this reason.
That's Fine with me Mr. Thurmond. This is for the Simple Man. Family Men so they should Kick off their Shoes and Stay for a While. Scholarly people or School Children need the Extra Care. Put a little love back into Your Heart. As Mad Prophet pointed out while your here in his Hotel. Don't be a Lounge Lizard Spread this Word.

It does not Matter where you Move the Word of God it Will always Find its Way to Ones that Have Ears to Hear. And Eyes to C. I told you I was going to Point you Up and in that Illustration of Christus the C was on Top.

I don't Talk from the Street but I do Talk from the Heart. The Heart of Matter and Life. With Grit as Johnnyboy said. Gods Rule Is Truth you Get that From the Corn Bread. From the East to West. From the Soul to the Spirit. You have everything that it Takes. When You Put Down Your Childish Games.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-10-2009, 05:39 AM

From the Bedroom to the Lounge. From Being Asleep to Kicking Up Your Feet. Yes Mr. Riprock as you Move. You Tell People about this Lounge here. And On the Way you Yell all the Way. I Only Want Adams. They Will Follow they Have since the Desert then to the Wilderness now they are Just Good Old Country Folk. That Have Plenty of Grit. Now they are Going to Learn What the Truth Really Is.


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-10-2009, 02:40 PM

Not Much talk here in the lounge yet. Mr. Riprock last night there was and example of when I Multiply. A Quake hits China 5.7 or 5x7 is 35. Or as a Simple man it is 8. China knew who I was over 5 years ago. They Sent me a message it just Said you Are Good. 40000 Homes Destroyed and Only One Died.

Country Folk we are now. One Country Under God. I am a Little Lesser than God. But my power is growing by the Day. I Came as the Holy Ghost to Take your Fears away. But as I Can See here Just as Before I will End Up as the Dragon because People Refuse to Move and Walk my Way.

Dragons Spit Fire Don't make me have to make you Run. I Will Chop You Down in Your Tracks. The Five Seals not the Negative but the Positive.

The seal/stamp is nicely carved with five dragons on top, representing the five elements (Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth) in Chinese feng shui.

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Chip, you must mantain your composure! Fly straight and be TRUE! These are Fine People here, not Bad ones. They have been kind to me, and to YOU! There are all kinds of people here. Some are Tall, some are not.

But they are RIGHTEOUS! They are OF GOD, and they LOVE JESUS. I love Jesus Chip, I hope you do too. There is no VOODOO here Chip, their names do not drag in the mud! These people are Upstanding, understand?

I MOWED much yesterday, and I slept, camped, I did not loiter, and I was HAPPY and WARM. I filled my belly! I have HOPE that today will be the same, but DIFFERENT, do you see? The way can be Clear and Present if we do not bring Anger, because Anger is Danger to all!

I can SEE this just as I hope to see God soon, when he reveals HIS FACE to me. It will be soon, but I think not until winter. His face Burns Mister, oh does it! And summer is too hot for the Great TEACHER to shine HIS Countenance upon me, for it would cook me THROUGH!


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-10-2009, 05:02 PM

Yes Mr. Riprock as your name implies. Last Night you wanted a Sign. The Only Sign I can Show is to Start this Show. People here are of Gods Children as All are of Gods People as you know.

8 Blind People Walked to the Summit Now that was a Feet they Did on their Feet. Hand and Hand as they Went.

Today Obama talks to that Poor Old Dope. Yet he really has nothing to Say because he Does not Know. Yet he Tries as he Flies to Show what he thinks.

I have no Anger but I was Sent to COMFORT before the Big Show. People do not C this as they do not C you. They do not Hold Hands and Walk together as One. Even the Blind Can Climb the Mountain of God With Faith. Mr. Riprock you are Haunted as you Say. And it is True. But it is not Your Future BUT it Was Your Past. That's why you Wander. When you Stop you Are Haunted. Like a Ripple Upon the Water. When you Move You Move Forward. From 9 as Finished That's the Last Words of Jesus. 9 to 8 My Friend.

You Moved Closer to LIFE. It is Simple as Your Abc and 123. That's Why you Sleep. I am in my House I Have Stopped I am Collecting My Past. I Will Make my Future With What I have Collected. What You Don't Accept.

You Will Hold Them In Your Temples Not Mine. I Will Use Your Temples Against You. Just Like Noah.

My Next Move is to 7 I hope you Mr. Riprock and Mad Prohpet Can See this. It Takes 3 to Make it Happen.

My True Name is Chip. Let's Go Back Farther. Create Him Inside People. Create Who Inside People. Jesus.

I Hope You Keep Him In Your Temple you Will Walk and Your Wandering Will Be Over.


To Walk. With All Living Kin. Wandering is just plain Old Lost in the Wilderness. You Said allot Mr. Riprock Without Knowing It. Good Job. That's a Prophet as You Are Mr. Riprock.


I am Showing Love Now Mr. Riprock Because they Want Something More than True Love. Love Truly Adds Up. Slowly Over Time. But Now the Evil I Multiply that. It's Quicker and Simple. I Do That Last. Just as the Good Pastor Said. X7 He knew his Next Move by a Prayer. Yes They are Good People Here. But Their Temples Are Not Clean. Just a Little Dusty. And Dusty Is a True Secret.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-10-2009, 11:00 PM

Listen to Your Children. What does mean Just out of the Blue One talked to me about a Fight. Well an argument they didn't fight. One Boy One Girl and the Fight was over me.

The Little Boy Stood Up and said Chip is so Smart that it Drove Him Crazy. The Little Girl Stood in My Honor and Said No Chip is a Nice Man.

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You care to explain your last two posts Agauw? They look an awful like spam and I do have an ichy banning finger.



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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 12:10 AM

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No Spam Just Something I Saw on CNN today and my Interpretation of What I Saw.

But the One that Touched my Heart was the One about the Children Trying to Swim in the Pool of Water. Did you see the small boy Cry? Did You See the C on his Shirt. All of them were Wearing that C Covering their Heart. So Yes it Touched Me.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 12:14 AM

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You care to explain your last two posts Agauw? They look an awful like spam and I do have an ichy banning finger.
A few posts back he was claiming to be God or Jesus or Zeus. Plus he lives in a free-love communist commune.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 01:00 AM

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A few posts back he was claiming to be God or Jesus or Zeus. Plus he lives in a free-love communist commune.
No Pasture that is UnTrue I do not Claim to Be any of them. I Claim to Be Chip. You Keep Saying that I am because I sound like it. I do have traits of my Family in Me.

I was watching CNN again and I saw More of that Shirt on the Children that wanted to Swim in the Pool of Water. The Big C I Saw Meant Creative Walking. The Two Above Posts Explain Creative Walking. And the Meaning of What Walk and Wandering Means.

My Name is Chip just a Man that was Created by God.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 01:12 AM

Chip does not speak spam. His words are profound and insightful, hidden behind multiple layers of meaning. Sledge and I understand him perfectly. It takes a special type of mind to understand this type of thinking.


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 01:14 AM

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Chip does not speak spam. His words are profound and insightful, hidden behind multiple layers of meaning. Sledge and I understand him perfectly. It takes a special type of mind to understand this type of thinking.
Why does this endorsement not give me any comfort...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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