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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 02:09 AM

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Pastor your Shoes are To Tight. In Fact take Off your Shoes and Walk Upon the Water. Before Long you will be Naked Dancing for Joy. That was Foretold. You Are Fully Clothed. Yes In Multiple Layers. In the Last Sentence Alone I Typed YML in Caps. It Meant YAHWEH MAKES LOVE. Did You see that Pastor?

Is That Not what Jesus Taught?

Pastor Take Your Shoes Off there to Tight.

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Pastor your Shoes are To Tight. In Fact take Off your Shoes and Walk Upon the Water. Before Long you will be Naked Dancing for Joy. That was Foretold. You Are Fully Clothed. Yes In Multiple Layers. In the Last Sentence Alone I Typed YML in Caps. It Meant YAHWEH MAKES LOVE. Did You see that Pastor?

Is That Not what Jesus Taught?

Pastor Take Your Shoes Off there to Tight.

Thank you Mad Prophet. They yet C what is Happening. I can leave this Sight. But then it would not be God's Chosen Site. This is the Last Place I am Writing at.
Now you're advocating that we dance naked like some hippie witch coven? Chip, you are a pervert. I can see it all now.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 02:32 PM

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Now you're advocating that we dance naked like some hippie witch coven? Chip, you are a pervert. I can see it all now.
At that time the LORD spoke through Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, "Go and loosen the sackcloth from your hips and take your shoes off your feet." And he did so, going naked and barefoot.

Pastor I thought you knew the Bible better than that.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 02:53 PM

And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 02:58 PM

If Not you Will be Stripped by God.

Let's Use Your Name Pastor that you go by Here to prove this point.

And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword: they shall take thy sons and thy daughters; and thy residue shall be devoured by the fire.

26They shall also strip thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy fair jewels.



And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-11-2009, 11:52 PM

Since no one is saying anything maybe I should say more. Because I am getting bored.

"Street preaching" is an ancient practice going back to the prophets of the Old Testament. In the New Testament, our Lord Jesus Christ proclaimed his glorious message in the "open-air," speaking plainly to the common man. The Book of Acts records the early Church obeying the command of the Saviour to go into all the world and preach the Gospel. Church History reveals that our forefathers brought the glad tidings of the Gospel to those outside their church buildings.

I have been labeled as a Unsaved piece of trash for doing what God Said to do. A Street Preacher I can live with that. Who Follows the Word of God? Is it Truly You.

Untie your Shoes. Take them off. This is just the beginning.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-12-2009, 12:08 AM

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Today it is Dark and Cold, it is not Warm here. The rain prevents Mowing, and I cannot camp well. I feel like I am Loitering, and this is WRONG!!! Under the bridge it must be dry, but I did find one that was Holy enough, and I Shopped for a new Hat for several hours. They sneered at my Change, they did not understand His Plan for Change.

Wandering is not always Wonderful, I saw no Signs today. Signs were not singing, I feel divided from God, I cannot Multiply when I cannot MOW!!! In Fresno, if it rained, I did not care, But now I care. I must be Careful, Satan is near, the wet roads are slippery and so is the Devil. I am GRAY.


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That's right, Sledge, it's not recommended to mow a wet lawn. The best time is late in the evening (after sunset) so that the blades of grass don't dry out where the tips were cut. It'll be OK for a week, but make sure the grass doesn't grow too high.


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-12-2009, 04:40 PM

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That's right, Sledge, it's not recommended to mow a wet lawn. The best time is late in the evening (after sunset) so that the blades of grass don't dry out where the tips were cut. It'll be OK for a week, but make sure the grass doesn't grow too high.
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The Book of Enoch is included in the biblical canon only of the Oriental Orthodox churches of Ethiopia and Eritrea.

Before the Third and Fourth Generation Die. 3 of youth. [And seven other spirits are given to him at his Creation, that through them should be 4 done every work of man. The First is the Spirit Of Life, with which the Constitution (of man) is 5 created. A Family my Friends.

You Should Read the 12 Letters of the Patriarchs.

This Part of the Letter I need Change Nothing it Reads Clearly.

The second is the sense of sight, with which ariseth desire. The third is the sense of hearing, with which cometh teaching. The fourth is the sense of smell, with which tastes are given 6, 7 to draw air and breath. The fifth is the power of speech, with which cometh knowledge. The sixth is the sense of taste, with which cometh the eating of meats and drinks; and by it strength is 8 produced,

For in food is the foundation of strength. The seventh is the power of procreation and 9 sexual intercourse, with which through love of pleasure sins enter in. Wherefore it is the Last in Order of Creation, and the First in that of youth, because it is filled with ignorance, and leadeth the youth as a Blind man to a pit, and as a beast to a precipice.


Besides all these there is an Eighth spirit of sleep, with which is brought about the Trance of 2 3 nature and the image of death. Great and Holy One Spoke, My last name Turberville my Ancestors Created Me.



The Holy Ghost. Not Holy Spirit. Not Father. Not Son. I Walk Sit and Stand with God.


ASS Adams Silent Service. Watching Sitting Still. While You Are You should read 1 Enoch. It is Interesting the Angels and Spirits you know.



The Four Corners of Creation. The Father The Son The Holy Spirit The Holy Ghost. The Fourth is Change.



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Besides all these there is an Eighth spirit of sleep, with which is brought about the Trance of 2 3 nature and the image of death.

Three Books of Enoch. 123. As a Watcher you would know What Book is In Affect. Book One is the Happening Now. 2 Enoch and 3 Enoch are asleep per say. But They are Good Reading to. They Show The Ascension of Enoch and How he Became The Holy Ghost.

Decoding the Holy Bible. The Key is John 3:16. ACT Upon It. Let's Watch and C... In the Beginning. In the Middle. In the End. And We My Friends are at the Conclusion of the Third Act.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-14-2009, 02:09 PM

Has Anyone read 1 Enoch? I have been waiting for the Mad Prophet to respond but maybe he is still caught up in space. Like a Ripple heading this way.

1 Enoch explains that the World is getting ready to make a Change. Busting through the Rocks as in a New Birth. A Quake at Lax didn't even stop a Flight.
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Has Anyone read 1 Enoch? I have been waiting for the Mad Prophet to respond but maybe he is still caught up in space. Like a Ripple heading this way.
Is that supposed to be some kind of Grateful Dead metaphor?


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Is that supposed to be some kind of Grateful Dead metaphor?
"Ripple" is a song lyric by Robert Hunter and Jerry Garcia . Its genre, therefore, is song. A true song is meant to be sung, and so its words must be easy to remember, unless it is an experimental or art song. But Hunter wrote "Ripple" in the folk song tradition during the late 1960's, with overtones of that Haight-Ashbury era, such as a sense of cosmic oneness, and of East meeting West.

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung.
Would you hear my voice come through the music
Would you hold it near as it were your own?
It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken
Perhaps they're better left unsung
I don't know, don't really care
Let there be songs to fill the air
Chorus
Ripple in still water
When there is no pebble tossed
Nor wind to blow
Reach out your hand if your cup be empty
If your cup is full may it be again
Let it be known there is a fountain
That was not made by the hands of Man
There is a road, no simple highway
Between the dawn and the dark of night
And if you go no one may follow
That path is for your steps alone
(Chorus)
You who choose to lead must follow
But if you fall you fall alone
If you should stand then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home


Put a little Love back into your heart. Without a Stone let that Ripple bring you home.


By the Grace of God to His Dead I will Take you Home.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-15-2009, 02:31 AM

See! I knew Chip was a hippie who lives in a free-love commune.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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See! I knew Chip was a hippie who lives in a free-love commune.
No Pastor again you are wrong. I never heard of the Song before I answered Mr. Nobar King. I was led to it because I know who to follow. I am not going to Fall. I know my Way Home. Have Life Make Eden. Eden is Where the Tree of Life is my dear pastor.

In the Good Old Days. That's Where I am Headed. The Day Of God.
26000 years I have waited for this Day. One Day in Eden.

Do you Believe in Ghosts and Spirits Pastor? Do any of you? I got this from watching a show to night. It's about Ghosts and Spirits and Music and such. To night it was Music and Love and a Little bit of Action to keep you Watching.

Pastor do you Believe that the The Father The Son The Holy Spirit and the Holy Ghost are One and the Same?

My name is Chip Before I was Celt Adams. Can you Accept this?


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-15-2009, 03:29 AM

Why do you keep capitalizing words that shouldn't be capitalized?


Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-15-2009, 03:39 AM

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Why do you keep capitalizing words that shouldn't be capitalized?
They have meaning also Mrs. Thorne.

The name of Song is The Annotated Ripple. Meaning Can you Hear my Voice. I don't Care if your Cup is Empty or Full.

The Show I watched was Called Warehouse 13 it's Base is in IOWA. They Collect things that People Abuse and Misuse and Put them in a Safe Place. The Warehouse.

Much like I am Telling You Here. But it is Much easier to Deny than it is to Accept.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-15-2009, 03:48 AM

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Careful, buddy. You may say some pretty complex and far out ideas, but you're crossing the line by claiming you are the Holy Ghost. Jesus Himself said that Blaspheming the Holy Ghost is the only unpardonable sin!

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Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:
As much as you claim to have come here to try and convert us, I think deep down you are the one that wants to become a True Christian™. Jesus has brought you here for a reason, Chip.



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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-15-2009, 12:52 PM

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Careful, buddy. You may say some pretty complex and far out ideas, but you're crossing the line by claiming you are the Holy Ghost. Jesus Himself said that Blaspheming the Holy Ghost is the only unpardonable sin!

As much as you claim to have come here to try and convert us, I think deep down you are the one that wants to become a True Christian™. Jesus has brought you here for a reason, Chip.
Yes he did Rev. and it was not to Convert. It was to Show and Warn You of what is Coming. Yesterday I did just that. I told You that a Crack in the the Rocks was about to happen. An Earth Quake was What I pointed out. As a Sign for you to See.

Did You Look at the News?


(CNN) -- A major earthquake struck off the coast of New Zealand's South Island Wednesday night, rattling residents and prompting a tsunami warning that was later canceled.


The 7.8-magnitude quake generated a small, 6-inch tsunami in Jackson Bay, on the west coast of South Island and a 2-inch tsunami reported in the Tasman Sea to the north of the epicenter, according to the the U.S. Pacific Tsunami Warning Center.



"Things just started to rattle a bit, then the house started to sway," the man told TVNZ. He said he and his wife got their three young children out of bed and huddled under a table during the quake, according to the network.


The quake cracked part of his house around the door frames.

They Hid under the Table. A Table is as a Bridge.

I predicted this Last Night... Can you C now my Friends?
A 7.8 Quake or because I had to Multiply 56 which Equals 11. A Sign From God Reverend.

Did I not do This?
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