[Virginia Day Templeton]

I thought the tar babies were acting uppity when they started hollering about desegregation and special rights back in the nineties, but THIS is just ridiculous! No doubt the ACLU joos are propping this boy up—it's got their money-grubbing handprints all over it, and I've yet to meet a nigra who knows how to write his own name, let alone file a high-profile lawsuit. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever met one, period.

Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters
Monday, September 17, 2007

Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.

Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.

Click here for more from KPTM Fox 42 in Omaha.

The suit asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."

The lawsuit identifies the plaintiff as, "the duly elected and serving State Senator from the 11th Legislative District in Omaha, Nebraska."

Chambers also cites that the, "defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues..."

Chambers says he isn't suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits. Chambers tells KPTM FOX 42 News that his lawsuit is in response to bills brought forth by other state senators to try and stop lawsuits from being filed.

"The Constitution requires that the courthouse doors be open, so you cannot prohibit the filing of suits," Chambers says. "Anyone can sue anyone they choose, even God."

Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, "that defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County."

Looks like the same boy who narrated that Godly pro-family March Of The Penguins movie. How far he's fallen. But he gets credit for being one of the only liberals to recognize the integral role that God plays in causing natural disasters—too bad he fails to see that his own wild jungle whoredoms are what INSPIRED God to smite people with them.

[Marshall]

Just like when the filthy Persian king Xerxes flogged the Hellespont, this will accomplish nothing but making him look like a fool.

This actually akin to God mockery I would dare say Jesus might clip this guys lifeline a bit short for this.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Originally Posted by Marshall

This actually akin to God mockery I would dare say Jesus might clip this guys lifeline a bit short for this.

I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't been struck by lightning already. The LORD sure does work in mysterious ways.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Marshall]

I know what you mean Pastor Reuben.
Like Jesus is going to miracle this darky endless money to buy scratch tickets and Kools or fund his dice gambling addiction.
And for what? Because God floods a useless sexhole in Louisiana or levels Commiefornia every few months? Who dares challenge an act of God Almighty?
This niggra needs to get back to disappointing Jesus as a Democrat Senator and leave talking to God to the professionals.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

What is this country coming to?

Nigras can sue God with impunity, but when the faithful try to sue the Devil, some Jewboy judge throws it out! http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/United..._and_His_Staff

We need to support our Republican candidates to get more men of God on the bench. Only then will this nonsense stop (though, much as I admire our great President Bush, I think maybe we should lay off the Cathylicks on the Supreme Court for a while--you put a robe on a Cathylick, and the next thing you know he's out buggering some teenager).