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Talking Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 05:37 PM

Feck!

You have uncoverd the secrets of the Moomins exitance, but are all to late! We will come for you! Resitance is futile, you will be Moomined! For thousends of years the secret soceity of undeground Eskimoos in scandinavia have ploted against you, but unlike the bearded brainfarts of Islam you will not be able to stop us! We have alterd our apperance with the help of stemcells and changed our DNA so that we even can spawn children with christians, you where all doomed as we sliped passed your radar in our kayaks! Not even your precsius SOSUS net could detecte our silent paddel strokes as we crossed the big waters! Now, behold the wrath of our childrens comics and prepare for the enevitable assimilation in the dark realm of the almighty Moomin! We are alredy amongst you, we serve your meals(Mixed with baby seal blood) we drive your children to school, we watch over you as you sleep! We live next door to you, we are alredy within your family!

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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 05:44 PM

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we drive your children to school
See, that's proof you are just bluffing. Home schooling doesn't really require any transportation.


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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 05:53 PM

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See, that's proof you are just bluffing. Home schooling doesn't really require any transportation.
and thats a proof of you supreme education system LOL
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 06:25 PM

Right.

A lot of crazy people today posting their Nazi fantasies and other totally ridiculous stuff. I think Janssonists are trying to stop me from telling the truth about Moomins with their communist/national socialist nonsense. Silly heathens.

Anyways, back to the topic. Gargantuan evil of Moomins.

I'll attach one video clip here from actual Moomin series. I must warn you. It is very sick and corrupting, so I have to issue my usual warning. Remove women and children from the room before watching this. If you have not seen much of the heathen filth before, I suggest that you watch only 30 seconds at time before having break for prayer.



Seriously! How sick was that? Even a cynic like me is almost overwhelmed by malice. Invisible mice. Snow horse animated to life with some sorcery. Some evil spirit kills squirrel with witchcraft.

What the heaven!? This makes baby Jesus cry, for so many has lost their souls because of the Moomins. This is so wrong in so many levels.

To mention just a few again.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
1 Samuel 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
Deuteronomy 18:10-11 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

Praise the Lord for allowing me to see the truth in the filth of The Moomin!






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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 07:12 PM

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Lauri is a man's name. Lauri Törni aka Larry Thorn is a he. Also, I'll be glad to send you an american documentary about him where his american brothers in arms tell you how he was the bravest, most fearless and most loyal man they ever went to war with.
So this broad named Lauri went to Sweden had a sex change( That is sick) and then joined the Green Berets? Take a walk on the wild side changed her name from Lauri to Larry and then she was a he. I am sure that she/he is rotting in hell as we speak.
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 07:44 PM


Is it just me or do these hattifattener-characters look like male genitalia with eyes and fingers?

This looks like a sex toy of some sort:



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Is it just me or do these hattifattener-characters look like male genitalia with eyes and fingers?

This looks like a sex toy of some sort
Well the writer was lesbian and it's well known fact that all lesbian are obsessed with male genitalia and toys. I think it is because secretly they all
want to be men. Understandable for weaker sex I guess.
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If anyone has any doubts about the abominations that are “Moomins”, let them behold this film: http://www.originalmoomin.com/index.html

You will see that the scene opens with a muskrat prophet announcing the end of the world. The Moomin atheist dismissed this and is then told to visit a scientist (code for Satan) and is told by his parents to be “back by Sunday”.

Now, normally, this would indicate a Godly visit to a pleasant Baptist church but here, it is clear that the Moomin family have already organized a slaughter of the Innocents on Sunday when the suspicions of the True Christians™ will be at their lowest.

The Moomin takes a Kangaroo with him (code for an Australian Abo) The kangaroo and the Moomin are addressed, by the female Moomin as “children”. As the kangaroo is a different species, it is clear that the female Moomin is a harlot.

There is a scene in which the Moomin is attacked by an octopus. This is disgusting – everyone knows that the Japanese use octopuses in their very worst pornography, yet what will be shown to innocent children in this film is not shown on the trailer! Think of the horror in the cinema as the octopus commits acts of bestiality with the Moomin!!!

On the way to Satan (the scientist) they seem to have found a leprechaun, a pagan symbol of the underworld. God tries to stop them reaching Satan but the film makers insist on defeating God’s purpose, which is impossible.

The rest just gets worse.





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So this broad named Lauri went to Sweden had a sex change( That is sick) and then joined the Green Berets? Take a walk on the wild side changed her name from Lauri to Larry and then she was a he. I am sure that she/he is rotting in hell as we speak.
Lauri = old finnish male-name, translated from Larry
Laura = finnish female-name, brought from english name Laura (obviously)

So no sex-change happened, please stay in facts and dont just make up something about culture you dont know anything about. Yes, he fought for the nazis but against communists, and the reason why finland fought alongside germany was because communists were fighting alongside british and american, and because communists wanted to conquer finland (winter-war aka "Talvisota" had just been finished couple of years ago when communists tryed to claim Finland for their own, and finnish had to survive alone. After that finnish tryed to align with americans and british but they were already friends with communists so they refused) there was really no other option to keep our independancy. But I doubt I can convince you of this so I wont continue this any further.

Secondly we aren't eskimos. The way you are talking of Scandinavia is very racistic and insulting: we are NOT savage hunting tribes. Our schoolsystem has been chosen as the best in many different world wide tests, and often better than USA's schoolsystem. Nokia is basicly a miragle compared to that we are big country with small population and how we were troubled by communist for decades.

"The Moomins themselves are white pig/hippo like demons that live in the Moomin Valley. Their appearance is taken from bible part where Jesus drives devil out of two men.

Matthew 8:28-32 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way. And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding. So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine. And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters."

Honestly moomins are far from looking swines, hippos yes but only fattness is common between moomins and pigs. So your metaphora-theory isn't working really.

Oh and no, there are no polarbears in finland, dont you people pay attention in school? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Po..._range_map.png
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 10:36 PM

Oh and forgot: Original Moomins were adult's books and comics, not children's. The children's animated TV-series don't have any drinking, sex or drug-use. Don't mix up these two.
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Secondly we aren't eskimos.
http://heninen.net/laika/english.htm then why do you have Finnish Eskimo dogs?

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Oh and forgot: Original Moomins were adult's books and comics, not children's. The children's animated TV-series don't have any drinking, sex or drug-use. Don't mix up these two.
Yes. That's why I did not include any of that adult stuff in my posts. They are all about the Moomins for the children. That is simply because Moomins for the children are much more devious, than those for adults.

Tove Jansson was only practising with the earlier stuff and cleverly discuised her bile and malice in those Moomins for children.

So of the two, children books and series are much more evil.

Thank you for bringing that up though, fellow Moomin opposer.

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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 11:01 PM

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http://heninen.net/laika/english.htm then why do you have Finnish Eskimo dogs?

Lol you got to be kidding me : DD http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo
We got rhinos in zoos but that doesnt mean were are africans lol. Isn't trolling forbideen in forum-rules?
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-27-2011, 11:06 PM

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Lol you got to be kidding me : DD http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo
We got rhinos in zoos but that doesnt mean were are africans lol. Isn't trolling forbideen in forum-rules?
Excuse me, in what Zoo do you have Rhinos in Finland?
I seriously doubt that Rhino would survive in frozen tundra. Even if there were Zoo in that frozen tundra.
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Talking 03-28-2011, 12:19 AM

You're funny in your ignorant condemption and seriousness. Firstly, there are no Eskimos (Inuits would be the politically correct term) in Scandinavia, you don't have to cross the ocean to find an Eskimo... :-)

Moomin tales, especially the comics consider wide ranging topics and they often present very clever satire on the aching points and stupidities in the Finnish and Finnish-Swedish societies in a way that I consider a good lesson for young people on the weirdness of life.

The Japanese TV series is very mild and suitable for even the youngest children, especially compared to what the newer children's programs are. If you want a better subject for your unfounded hatred, take a look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biker_Mice_from_Mars

IMO, that Biker Mice from Mars series will rot your child's brain if anything and send them to condemnation.

PS. Moomins do not have asses either, so no harm done for them being naked and not having mouths... 0:-)


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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-28-2011, 05:29 AM

Dear forum members, you are racist, homophobic and you really don't know anything about Finland, still you are saying it's so evil that doesen't need gods love. Well I don't mind about it. Read atleast wikipedia before you start talking about Finland. ***PORN LINKS REMOVED***

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And yes, it's from Finland. I am too. Come and burning me.. because I worship nature and other activities Shamanism.. I pray and I sacrifice my cat to him the mighty thunder god Thor, who burn your church of stupidity.

Hail Thor, sons of Odin, Protector of Mankind!

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Ps. Have a nice day. I think we finnish people are a little trollish.

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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-28-2011, 05:39 AM

Those Satan worshipers even print Moomins on their tableware!



I've witnessed with my own eyes how a blood cult in Norway offers these cups for blood! They suck half a liter of your blood and give you a Moomin cup as a gift afterwards! The cult has cunningly disguised as the Red Cross and for public they say that the blood goes for hospitals. But I KNOW BETTER! They just drink the blood in backroom and the rest they sell for those horrible Norwegian rock music groups that bath in human blood! Giving these cups is the final evidence!

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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-28-2011, 06:13 AM

Now you have made it to the worst Finnish tabloid-paper. You are the first-page-news - until they find some chick in ***nasty word removed*** with four tits. "See the picture" is their most used phrase:

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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-28-2011, 06:18 AM

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