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URGENT MESSAGE -
08-23-2011, 10:14 PM
LISTEN! THIS IS URGENT!
I want to share this with you! In fact God told me that I had to - so I've not much choice! Now it may be nothing more than the cheese sandwich I had before going to bed, but I had the strangest dream last night.
I fell asleep and suddenly an angel appeared at the foot of my bed! I thought Jesus was calling me to glory, but the angel held up its hand and said, "Fear Not Bathfire! I Am Come At God's Command [edit - it sort of spoke with capital letters at the beginning of every word; it was very clear.] God Is Issuing A Warning To New York. The People Must Repent And Turn To Him, Otherwise The Nation Will Not Be Led By A Man Of God And All Salvation Will Be As Chaff Before The Wind. Only True Christians Will Survive. As In The Flood Of Noah, America Will Be Destroyed.”
I was not expecting this, and said, “What?”
The Angel looked at me and repeated the message. Now, whilst he was doing this, I saw that he had a book with him, so I asked, “What’s that?”
He replied, “It Is The Book Of Life, Wherein The Names Of Those Who Will Enter Heaven Are Entered.”
I couldn’t help myself, “Am I in there?”
The angel smiled, “This Section,” (he held it open and showed me) “Is For Those Who Will Die During The Great Storm That You Will Call Irene.”
I pulled the clothes of the bed and crawled across, I could see about 9 names, but I couldn’t make out the letters. “Who are they?” I asked the apparition.
“They Are Known Unto God.”
“What will happen?” I asked.
It raised its eyebrows (angels have eyebrows) and spake, “Hurricane Irene Will Make Landfall It made landfall over Eastern North Carolina's Outer Banks on the morning of August 27 It Will Arrive In New Jersey Early On Sunday Morning And Forthwith And With Awesome Power (Albeit Less Than Man Says) Will Travel, According To God’s Will To The New York City, Where The Mass Transit Will Be Closed, There Will Be Flooding And Power (Other Than Godly Power, Which Never Fails) Will Inconvenience More Than A Two Million People And A Few Baseball Games Might Be Canceled.”
“So,” I said, still filled with awe, “All this will have happened by Sunday?”
“It Will.”
“And I have to tell everyone?”
“You Do.”
“And how do I do that, O Bright One” (He was quite bright.)
“Does Not Landover Baptist Church, God’s Favorite Church, Not Have A Bulletin Board?” (He really said “Bulletin Board” – I think he had forgotten about improvements since the 1970s)
I said, “Yes.”
And he said, “OK Then.” He slammed his book shut and disappeared.
Next thing I knew, I was sitting in my pajamas on the bed.
So, here it is.
Avoid the East Coast, Avoid New York (not that you’d go there anyway) and don’t forget, you might be one of the nine dead, IT IS THE 23RD OF AUGUST NOW! You have 4 or 5 days to prepare your soul!
Well, I’ve played my part – please listen to God!
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 03:49 PM
My dream has all come true! Will it happen again? Only a True Christian™ would receive such messages.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 03:52 PM
Shout GLORY!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 04:01 PM
I have to admit that at first I was a bit sceptical when you told me about this a few days ago. But clearly this is truly a miracle of biblical proportions brother! With your dream as undeniable proof of God's existence we will be able to save a lot of lost souls from eternal damnation!
What kind of cheese was on that sandwich? I want to command my wife to make a similar one before I go to sleep.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 05:20 PM
Our very own Brother Bathfire, a Prophet?
I am not surprised one bit. Your virtue is exceeding.
Maybe, if the angel drops by again, you could ask him what we can do to hasten the Apocalypse.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 05:45 PM
Incredible! Let's see the Godmockers try to explain this away!
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Winning Souls in his Winnebago
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 06:17 PM
Godmockers are always asking for physical proof of the existence of our God, well future residents of Hell, here it is, right here!
Praise Jesus!
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Fisher of Men
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 07:05 PM
And to think that there are still those among us who refuse to believe in miracles... As you have shown, prophetic visions are not just a thing of the past.
And going by the standards laid forth in Scripture, we can recognize this prophecy as genuine.
Deuteronomy 18:21-22
And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken?
When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 08:03 PM
GLORY!! Undeniable proof Landover are the Chosen Ones!
Thank you for sharing your vision and prophecies Brother Bathfire!
Let the naysayers and unbelievers deny THIS!
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 08:38 PM
Don't be surprised if you are asked to help out some Governors and Mayors in the future.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Absolutely incredible. I have been inspired by God to prophesize, but never in this degree. You made this post on August 23, before the hurricane even materialized.
BLESS YOU BROTHER BATHFIRE! THE HOLY SPIRIT SPEAKS THROUGH YOU!!!
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-28-2011, 11:31 PM
Amen, it is apparent that Ezekiel Bathfire carries the annointing for the office of the Prophet!
And it is entirely backed by the Bible, Praise! Contrary to what many false-Christians claim.
Ephesians
4:11 And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers;
1 Corithians
12:28 And God hath set some in the church, first apostles, secondarily prophets, thirdly teachers, after that miracles, then gifts of healings, helps, governments, diversities of tongues.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Christ's Love Messenger
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-29-2011, 02:53 AM
Brother Bathfire;
Can you tell me if any more of my field negroes will be running away this year? I've lost 9 already but caught two hung up on the barbwire fence. They're pretty useless now because I shot their feet off because of my temper. Now they're selling pencils on wheeled wooden boards in town.
Anything you see in those God given eyes of yours?
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Also loves Jesus and America
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
08-29-2011, 03:41 AM
Take THAT, Christopher Hitchens!! POW, Sam Harris !! BIFF, James Randi !!
Do you suppose you could inquire about some fantasy football results next time? The more I win, the more I can tithe!
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: URGENT MESSAGE -
09-02-2011, 03:44 AM
I, for one, am going to start addressing you as Prophet Ezekiel Bathfire!
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