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Angry Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 07-06-2012, 12:31 AM

Although I never listen to popular music, I did by accident stumple upon a so-called music video called "Call Me Maybe", performed by a young woman named Carly Rae Jepsen. I was shocked when I saw it and I wish I could un-see it. I think it should immediatly be banned all over!

First of all she's from Canada - the communist, half-french sodomists from the north. So we can't expect much from her. But I must say I got appalled already at the second verse (!) of the song:

Quote:
"I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss"
Firstly, she wants to trade her soul for a wish? In my ears, this sounds like devilworshipping! God clearly states our souls are belonging to Him: "Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die." (Ezekiel 18:4)

Secondly, she wants to engage in prostitution! The Bible is, as we all know, very clear on prostitution:

"For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men." (Proverbs 23:27-28)

"For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." (Proverbs 5:3-5)

"Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body." (1 Corinthians 6:13)

Just to name a few verses...

Later the Carly Rae Jepsen sings:

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I beg, and borrow and steal
"Thou shalt not steal." (Exodus 20:15)

Need I say more? -The Bible is also very clear on this matter.

Then I took a look at the video and she tries throughout to lead men into sin with her whoredom:

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)

And to finish it all off, the video promotes homer-sodomy in the closing scene!

This song is being played worldwide, the video is shown to minors. It is so sinful that it's corrupting our youth. We must stand up to this! I personally think she deserves a good old stoning for it! She will for sure burn in eternal hellfire!

You can watch the depravity here, but be warned:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic


"Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 07-06-2012, 01:11 AM

Let's try that again, OK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic



The comments on the video are typical of the 4chan perverts:

Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Theres the kitchen,
A sandwhich [sic] maybe?

Hey i just met you
And this is crazy
I forgot the CONDOM
so ANAL maybe?

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I have alzheimers
Hey I just met you
and this crazy
I have alzheimers
Hey I just met you

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
i have my bath salts
your face looks tasty


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 07-06-2012, 01:23 AM

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Thanks for the link correction. I somehow switched it around. Maybe God didn't want me to show this to others?


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 07-06-2012, 04:05 AM

Who?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Who?
Some Godless whore from Canadia. Wants people to call her "Maybe", though Carly seems a better name.


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 07-06-2012, 11:46 AM

Ugh.

Why haven't that girls parents shipped off to live with an aunt or grandmother who can teach her how a lady is supposed to be. It is obvious the parents completely failed. She might as well sit on a curb with her ankles behind her ears and a sign "$0.10 a ride"


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 07-06-2012, 11:13 PM

Goodness, I just saw the end of that video. The boy she's lusting after ends up trying to rape her (male) guitarist!


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-08-2012, 05:30 PM

Who gives a piffle she's cute as hell
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-08-2012, 08:30 PM

When I first heard this song on the radio, I was surprised how such a horrible song could get popular so quickly and easily! But my husband and I knew the truth - it was the work of the Illuminati, trying to brainwash our younger generation into a league of mini-satanists! Here is a video my husband found that is PROOF of Carly Rae Jepson's hatred of God and Illuminati!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUSGk...yer_detailpage



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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-08-2012, 11:10 PM

You guys are all stupid it's a great song and she's fine as hell. It's a damn song, and it's 2012.
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-08-2012, 11:15 PM

also you guys are so goddamn close minded. No, it is NOT brainwashing the future generation. Come on, it's not 50 B.C. or whatever. What will ruin the future generation is if conservatives outlaw contraception.
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-08-2012, 11:39 PM

What are you, some kind of sex criminal?
What is wrong with you kids? Is decency that bad? Does the tender touch of Jesus cause your diseased skin to drip off like a syphilitic infection?


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-08-2012, 11:42 PM

Lol no, I found this on Google and I'm not a sex criminal. You people are so quick to judge, I'm also not a goddamn feminazi you guys are way too close-minded.
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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-08-2012, 11:55 PM

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What are you, a fundamentalist? I bet I've gotten a better education than you low-life. You guys take the Bible WAY too literally. I bet if you saw you in person you would have sex with her too
Satan's Entertainment? are you FUC**** kidding me?!?!
Why all the hostility, dear? That angst you feel can be gone the moment you accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Savior. Will you give Him a chance?


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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:16 AM

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Because this [GENTLEMAN] James makes out to be that all recreational activities in society today are apparently terrible. That's maybe about 99% bullcrap. (except for drugs and Jersey Shore).
Dear, Mr. Hutchins is a True Christian™ man, capable only of representing the LORD in the most genuine and appropriate way. As a New Creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), he is incapable of going against the will of God. He speaks only the Truth. Please consider what he is saying carefully.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:17 AM

Lol you think if you swear once God is gonna ***potty mouth*** u over

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:22 AM

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Dear, Mr. Hutchins is a True Christian™ man, capable only of representing the LORD in the most genuine and appropriate way. As a New Creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), he is incapable of going against the will of God. He speaks only the Truth. Please consider what he is saying carefully.
What kind of propagandistic ***potty mouth*** is this?!?! You people are definitely fundamentalists. Do I need to teach you? The Bible is full of BIBLICAL truth, not scientific truth. Do you really need to be God's ***potty mouth*** and follow every single ***potty mouth*** word in the Bible? Just so you know, the Bible was written by PEOPLE. I give a rat's ***potty mouth*** about True Christian. That's why you put a TM by it, it's a trademark so you can ***potty mouth*** say your ***potty mouth*** and people will believe you. Again, I DON'T GIVE A ***potty mouth*** about what's said 2000-3000 years ago. Face it, you guys know she's hot. Do fundamentalists ***potty mouth*** wait until they're 60 to have kids?!?!

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:27 AM

Hey i just met you
And this is crazy
I forgot the ***potty mouth***
so ***potty mouth*** maybe?

Hey ***potty mouth*** I thought you can't think about this stuff or God will kill you LOL

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:36 AM

Lol Zechariah your own Honorary True Christian *** potty language *** posted that condom thing....
@Mary.... Unlike other books, the Bible was written by about forty human authors who lived during a 1,500-year period beginning with Moses in the fifteenth century B.C. Apparently, you're the beautiful woman who doesn't know what you are talking about, and you are blindly following your fascist "True Christians."

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Default Re: Carly Rae Jepsen - a Godless whore! This IS indeed crazy! - 12-09-2012, 12:41 AM

You must also lead a *** potty language *** life seeing as you won't even *** potty language ***

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