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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-21-2013, 02:55 AM

If only that were true.
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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-21-2013, 03:10 AM

Anyway, getting back to the subject on hand. If you guys can provide me statistical evidence that all gay people are rapist I would greatly.
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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-21-2013, 03:23 AM

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Anyway, getting back to the subject on hand. If you guys can provide me statistical evidence that all gay people are rapist I would greatly.
I understand you have never chosen to be a queer. Fair enough. But I did many years ago. Yes, I wanted fagging because I hated God.

My only goal in life was the penetration and insemination of as many male colons as I could nail. I cannot count them.

What you need to understand is that once a normal man makes the choice to be queer, only the anonymous anus matters. It consumes the homo. Yes, there are plenty of other degenerate sissies, but if they run short on a Friday night, any male rectum will do.

The lowest point of my life was soliciting straight friends that I knew wanted no part of my perversion. Yet I could not help myself in my drive to corn-hole anyone that would be my queen for ten minutes in the toilet stall.

Are you gay, my friend? I can help you guide the love of Jesus inside you rather than the strangers in the bushes.

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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-21-2013, 03:36 AM

No, I only ask and still have not got answer to were is statistical evidence to support the notion that gay people are rapes. Frankly, I don't know why my sexual orientation has come up at all. Please back up your claims evidence or just say that you couldn't find any. I will not hold it against you if you can't find any.
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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-21-2013, 03:47 AM

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No, I only ask and still have not got answer to were is statistical evidence to support the notion that gay people are rapes. Frankly, I don't know why my sexual orientation has come up at all. Please back up your claims evidence or just say that you couldn't find any. I will not hold it against you if you can't find any.
Son, Brother Porter is enormously courageous and humble to share his perversions with strangers because, and I think he'll correct me if I'm wrong, he desires only that the Sweet Baby Jesus can have one more soul in His Heavenly Crown. He wants to help you, dear, and he can, and many here can, but my heart breaks every time you insist that homosexuals don't rape. How do you think the do... that, dear? No one willingly submits to a man's throbbing member, or clenched fist the first time. Many never can, but the addiction is too great to prevent the horrifying deed. Please, stop dredging up such painful memories, for the sake of those silent readers who are not able to recall their days of horror without embarrassing tears and traumatic seizures. Be kind, friend.



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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-21-2013, 04:08 AM

First, i do appreciate him trying to help me, (though unnecessary since I am not gay). I would also like to clarify that I only ask for one thing, multiple times. That someone one provide statistical evidence to support their claims, Or just say that they don't have any. Please if anyone could, give me this evidence then your claim would a lot more meaning.
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What part of the word conspiracy is this person not grasping? Why would there be statistics when the media makes sure no such statistics emerge?


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First, i do appreciate him trying to help me, (though unnecessary since I am not gay). I would also like to clarify that I only ask for one thing, multiple times. That someone one provide statistical evidence to support their claims, Or just say that they don't have any. Please if anyone could, give me this evidence then your claim would a lot more meaning.
What do "statistics" have to do with God's Mysterious Plan?

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Isaiah 55:8-9: For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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What part of the word conspiracy is this person not grasping? Why would there be statistics when the media makes sure no such statistics emerge?
See this is well said but you had to hear that from somewhere or you came up with that yourself? I know that when the bible was made there was mass media, so I can conclude that you got this information somewhere. Or at least you came up this information on my own.


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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-21-2013, 04:27 AM

Also this does not have to do this topic, but I have to know, why have I been deemed a God mocker? Is asking questions god mocking? Or is it that I have asked for evidence for your claim? Or is it something else that I have done that I did not realize? Please answer both post. Thanks for responding at all.


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Also this does not have to do this topic, but I have to know, why have I been deemed a God mocker? Is asking questions god mocking? Or is it that I have asked for evidence for your claim? Or is it something else that I have done that I did not realize? Please answer both post. Thanks for responding at all.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.


Well, guess I am sorry that hurt your feelings. But I must insist that someone of your stature refrain from calling people sinful words like the ass. I want to keep this conversation civil and respectable as I am share that you are. Saying that I will again restate my intentions to learn more about you guys. However It would useful to know were you get information that is outside the bible. Please respectfully respond to this by backing up your claim with something, whether that be coming up with it yourself or you have evidence from some website. Either answer is great and I would be happy to read.


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Well, guess I am sorry that hurt your feelings. But I must insist that someone of your stature refrain from calling people sinful words like the ass. I want to keep this conversation civil and respectable as I am share that you are. Saying that I will again restate my intentions to learn more about you guys. However It would useful to know were you get information that is outside the bible. Please respectfully respond to this by backing up your claim with something, whether that be coming up with it yourself or you have evidence from some website. Either answer is great and I would be happy to read.
Please show me where it says that "ass" is a "sinful name" in the Holy Bible. Now.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-22-2013, 09:24 PM

I guess you're all right. Today, I took my gay neighbor and beat him up and made a straight man out of him.

Tomorrow, I'll go take care of the local Mosque.


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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-22-2013, 09:39 PM

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I guess you're all right. Today, I took my gay neighbor and beat him up and made a straight man out of him.

Tomorrow, I'll go take care of the local Mosque.
Please wear gloves with the handling of gays, friend. You don't want to get the AIDS.

And please take care not to actually set foot inside the mosque. God might take offense at your entering the false moon god's dwelling. It may be best to report the terrorist cell to the Department of Homeland Security and let them deal with it accordingly.

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See this is well said but you had to hear that from somewhere or you came up with that yourself? I know that when the bible was made there was mass media, so I can conclude that you got this information somewhere. Or at least you came up this information on my own.
I believe it was on the radio a few years back. Either Paul Harvey shortly before he died or Coast to Coast AM during one of George Noory's hostings.


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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 06-24-2013, 02:20 AM

Let's use Occam's Razor here. Are "gays" stereotyped as rapists and pedophiles because of an effort by hateful, intolerant Christian bigots like us to ruin their good name—or because they're rapists and pedophiles?

Fact: about half all child sexual abuse victims are boys. Since virtually all pedophiles are male, this means "gay men", at only one percent of the population, are fifty times more likely to be pedophiles than normal men.

Do normal people rape children?

Yes.

Of course they do.

But not nearly as often as homosexuals, when you account for their relative numbers.


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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 07-12-2013, 04:58 PM

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We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!!


Obama wants our boy scouts and our army to be gay!
No doubt you all were as shocked as me when Obama forced our once proud American Boy Scouts to accept filhty gays amongst their midst. I suppose it should come as no surprise as Obama also made our army gay. Somehow, being a gentle optimistic peace loving Christian myself, I always assume we have seen the worst of it. But then Obama succeeds in making things even worst. There can be no doubt Obama is the worst that has ever happened to America.

This is NOT what our founding fathers wanted:


And now Obama wants ALL our children to be gay!
But this is not what I wanted to talk with you about. Although the boy scouts being raped in their behinds for trying to become decent gun owning Americans is horrible. It gets even worse! Please take a moment to let this sink in: There is no law preventing gay children from infesting our classrooms. Let me repeat this: THERE IS NO LAW PREVENTING GAY CHILDREN FROM INFESTING OUR CLASSROOMS!!! I know it sounds unbelievable, but it is the sad sad truth of the matter. Obama has deliberately prevented our children from being protected against getting raped in the behind while learning to read, write and study their Bibles. So not only does Obama get our army and our boy scouts brutally sodomized. His make-America-gay agenda targets ALL INNOCENT AMERICAN CHILDREN!!! There is not a SINGLE CHILD that is safe from this terrible Horror.

This poor child is going to be SODOMIZED in our classrooms:


The big evil plan: Global Scale Homosexual Recruitment!
As Anita Bryant already mentioned in 1977, Judith Reisman confirmed in 1992 and The U.S. Traditional Values Coalition assured once more in 2004 all this is part of the evil homosexual recruitment movement. Gays can not have children as they break both the laws of nature and the laws of God (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27). So the ONLY WAY gays can create gay children is by converting decent straight children into filthy gay anal rapists. Let me repeat this to make sure everyone understand this: homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they MUST recruit our innocent God fearing children.

Disney's Super Mario is one of the many channels used for global scale homosexual recruitment:


This MUST STOP NOW!
That, my friends, is the horrible and terrible truth of the matter. There is only one option. Only one solution. We HAVE to ban ALL gay children from our classrooms. As secular law doesn't allow us to follow the Bible and kill all gays as God commands (Leviticus 20:13), we should ban all gay children to Guantanamo Bay. There they can be at least a little useful to America by anally raping terrorists into confessing their crimes. And, of course, keep our classrooms safe and free from gays!


Our schools should be a SAFE ZONE for our innocent children:
When my girls were younger and they were in elementary school they had a gay classmate. I was horrified when I knew that the other kids actually treated him like an equal, those poor children didn't even knew about AIDS or things like that. My husband talked with the principal so he could expell that little queer, but it was useless, the principal yelled at him and told him that he couldn't return to the school anymore due to his "homophobic behaviour". That's the problem with public schools, they don't know nothing about God's Word, so the only thing I could do after that incident was pray for that kid to become straight before were too late for him
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Default Re: We need to BAN gay children from our classrooms!!! - 07-13-2013, 05:17 AM

So you guys are all extraordinarily evil people. You think you aren't because you follow a make believe-man's word written down by old piffles in the middle of the desert hundreds of years ago? I would rather burn for all eternity than worship the narcissistic, evil, intolerant, god you claim to exist. Also if you believe that gays are sinners then I'm betting almost every single one of you is a sinner as well. Leviticus 19:19. So your shirt's made out of two different materials? Yeah, you're gonna go to hell according to yourself. I also saw a thread on how god hates rock n' roll. I'm way too lazy to go find it and make a reply there, but if a god truly existed (which he doesn't) then I would assume that he would be behind such beautiful sounds (listen to Stairway to Heaven sometime, you squares). Put on some Floyd, or Zeppelin, and relax, let your evil and ignorance flow out of you. So peace out, fascists!
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