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Originally Posted by Sally Paulson
Siri, add to shopping list "a heavy boot with a cleated heel in the exact size and shape of a certain college students' face."
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
You know, I think his face already fits every boot out there. It's like a one-size fits all face.
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This is an interesting issue, but what concerns me the most is the following: the brainwashing this poor soul exhibits, is that an innate behavior, or is this the effect of enrolling in Wannabe Hipster 101 class at some liberal college?