We know that the most useful tool to combat the forces of Sodomistic desires and other contagious diseases is
Prayer. This is clearly stated in
Jesus's #1 Bestseller, the
Bible.
Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
Luke 17:6
And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.
Healing is perhaps one of the most important applications of Prayer. It makes all atheist medicine redundant. While this is an obvious threat to the medical profession, some less biased doctors have actually performed
several well-designed studies to examine how intercessory prayers help to heal
serious diseases, such as heart disease, strokes and even something as nasty as
warts, genital or vulgar.
The results are
consistent and they're bad. Negative. Zero. Nada.
Prayer repeatedly fails to have any effect on the outcome of patients or the outcome is
worse with intercessory prayer. I know that this seems preposterous but I have looked through the methods, the study populations, the power size, the statistical anal yses etc.
The studies are robust.
Prayer. Fails. To. Work.
Warts:
Quote:
The present study aimed to examine the therapeutic effects of Islamic intercessory prayer on warts. Forty-five participants who are mostly Muslims and infected with warts were randomized into three groups: Group-1 (uncertain, with intercessory prayer), Group-2 (uncertain, no intercessory prayer), and control group (informed, no intervention)... The results revealed that there were no significant differences between the groups in terms of healing.
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Heart disease:
Quote:
Patients at 6 US hospitals were randomly assigned to 1 of 3 groups: 604 received intercessory prayer after being informed that they may or may not receive prayer; 597 did not receive intercessory prayer also after being informed that they may or may not receive prayer; and 601 received intercessory prayer after being informed they would receive prayer. Intercessory prayer was provided for 14 days, starting the night before CABG [coronary bypass]... Intercessory prayer itself had no effect on complication-free recovery from CABG, but certainty of receiving intercessory prayer was associated with a higher incidence of complications.
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There is no need to go on. Several studies all show the same result.
Prayer has no effect or the outcome is slightly worse. This
proves the
Bible to be the Truest™ Word of God imaginable. Let us look at the studies in more detail. Specifically, who prayed?
Warts: Muslims.
Heart disease (direct quote from the second study):
Quote:
Intercessors from 3 Christian groups (2 Catholic groups [St Paul's Monastery, St Paul, MN; Community of Teresian Carmelites, Worcester, MA) and 1 Protestant group [Silent Unity, Lee's Summit, MO]) provided study prayer throughout the trial. We were unable to locate other Christian, Jewish, or non-Christian groups that could receive the daily prayer list required for this multiyear study.
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As we can see,
all those who prayed were Muslims and other false Christians despite the proclamation of allegedly "Christian groups". This is exactly as
God promised! The
Bible ringsTrue™.
John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
Of course intercessory prayer has no effects. It isn't
supposed to have when administered by false believers! Glory! The Muslim and other Catholic intercessors were
ignored by God as they
should be, exactly as He
promised.
Useless cotton candy Christians:
...useless uppity females wearing makeup:
...useless false Christian prayers with sodomistic subtexts:
...useless Islamic prayers...
Only
our Prayers work. This also means that
only we of the Landover Baptist Church are really among those few that can send effective Prayers to Jesus. Obviously, the researchers also failed to include
Mr. Putin,
President Trump or
Sarah Palin among the intercessors, a grievous methodological mistake. This means that no more studies are needed, as we can still
testify about
OUR Prayers.
My Prayers work. I have frequented airlines and never caught the
AIDS even though
suspiciously "gay" men have shared the fuselage with me. I have not caught the Ebola virus despite living over half of a century. I have asked to be healed of these disease before even contacting them and the
Good Lord has Provided.
My gratitude to
Jesus. Prayer does not work and it
should not work when performed by
Spiritually inferior people. They are
far below mustard seeds when it comes to their faith! The
Bible tells us so. The
Bible is once again proven to be 101%
perfect. Only efficient True Christian Prayers work! ONLY
our Prayers!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
REFERENCES
Benson et al. Study of the Therapeutic Effects of Intercessory Prayer (STEP) in cardiac bypass patients: A multicenter randomized trial of uncertainty and certainty of receiving intercessory prayer. American Heart Journal Volume 151, Issue 4, April 2006, Pages 934-942.
Hosrik et al. Therapeutic Effects of Islamic Intercessory Prayer on Warts. Journal of Religion and Health 2017, volume 56, pages 2053–2060.