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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 09:47 PM

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For starters, You are incredibly rude and acting way too defensive so allow me to put this simply.

1. I did not say I found that as a scripture, in fact I did not find it, the moderator who started this did, so go be mad at him not me, I only quoted him to make a point.
You quoted a non-existent scripture someone else posted.

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2. It doesn’t matter that you don’t sin, you were and are still born in it. When you say you have not sinned you are saying you are perfect. So let me ask you something, are you indeed saying that?
I am saying that we are without sin. You draw your own conclusions.

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3. And yes I have read the bible, so I don’t know what you are reading can you honestly tell me that he has condemded his children and creations?
Haven't you ever read the story of Noah's Ark? Of course God destroys his own creations. He is a jealous God who strikes out at those to fail to follow Him. Are you sure you have read the Bible?

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Oh sorry I forgot you were there for the whole exisitance of Christ…. Wait, that’s not right so you can’t possibly know.
Your sarcasm is not appreciated. Why would we have to have been there? We have everything we need in the Holy Word.

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Acts 13:38
"Therefore, my brothers, I want you to know that through Jesus the forgiveness of sins is proclaimed to you.
Thanks for making my point for me. We True Christians™ are without sin.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:01 PM

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You quoted a non-existent scripture someone else posted.
I just posted the part of the scripture they were referring to. Go and have a look.
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Angry Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:13 PM

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I just posted the part of the scripture they were referring to. Go and have a look.
No, you did not. You are lying. Brother Levi was referring to another poster. Do not push your Homer agenda, twink!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:16 PM

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No, you did not. You are lying. Brother Levi was referring to another poster. Do not push your Homer agenda, twink!
What? What's a Homer agenda? And what's a twink?
What are you on about?
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:18 PM

Maybe you should tell brother bob to read his bible. Looks like the only thing he knows how to do is beat his wife.

If it were a year ago I would say that it was impossible to live without sin. Faith was just a word to me and God was only there when I prayed. But today I say this Your faith and my faith is different, we believe in the same God yet we view him in entirely different lights. Gd flooded the world yes but if he is a jealous God then why are we here? Surely the world has sinned since the flood and yet each time it rains there is a rainbow, a promise if you will to never flood the world again.

I do not care what your attitude toward me is, I don't care if you don't like your sarcasm. There are many things I don't like about you but I will not go down to your level. I have my belief system. I believe in a God that made me and loves me for me. A God who wants to see me succeed in this world and a God who does not want me condemned by others.

I know who my God is. I hope you can say the same about yours.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:19 PM

Dear Dove321,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum
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Coat tailing on a Homers buttock
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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You quoted a non-existent scripture someone else posted.

I just posted the part of the scripture they were referring to. Go and have a look.
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I just received this. Can somebody explain how what I said was homosexual in any way? I'm utterly confused.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:20 PM

Who is Bob?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Angry Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:22 PM

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I just received this. Can somebody explain how what I said was homosexual in any way? I'm utterly confused.
Did you or did you not lie?
Did you or did you not claim another mans posting was your own?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:31 PM

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Did you or did you not lie?
Did you or did you not claim another mans posting was your own?
No and no.
And even if I did, this is not homosexual (homo, not homer). This is just sin.
Buy a dictionary.
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Angry Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:36 PM

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No and no.
And even if I did, this is not homosexual (homo, not homer). This is just sin.
Buy a dictionary.
Son, quote your original post with the claimed scripture. I know you cannot do it. Furthermore, you in a backhanded way, admit your seething guilt. Lastly, sneaking up to a man to bugger his words is a Homeristic act. You, being from the UK, of all people, should know that.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-17-2010, 10:41 PM

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Son, quote your original post with the claimed scripture. I know you cannot do it. Furthermore, you in a backhanded way, admit your seething guilt. Lastly, sneaking up to a man to bugger his words is a Homeristic act. You, being from the UK, of all people, should know that.
You're so weird. I'm not even going to ask.
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You're so weird. I'm not even going to ask.
Ask what son? You are out of the closet now, not much else you can say that will shock us.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-18-2010, 01:46 AM

By all this talk of "scouring" every inch of these "queer propaganda" websites, it sounds like you get off on this.

I'd just like to point out that this is the 21st century. Most people have accepted that we are all the same, regardless of skin color, or gender, or sexual orientation. If God exists, if God created us, then He will accept us and understand us; what kind of father would reject their own child simply because they are not straight? Your ideas about homosexuality are based in myth. There's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing wrong with being black, or being a woman, or masturbating. The idea of a man loving another man or a woman loving another woman just makes you uncomfortable with your sexist, unjust ideas about gender roles. Get your facts straight before you start bending them to suit your outdated, uneducated beliefs. You say that gays know nothing of love, yet you are the ones who spread all this hatred. It seems to me that gays are a lot less hateful and much happier than you lot.

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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-18-2010, 01:56 AM

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By all this talk of "scouring" every inch of these "queer propaganda" websites, it sounds like you get off on this.

I'd just like to point out that this is the 21st century. Most people have accepted that we are all the same, regardless of skin color, or gender, or sexual orientation. If God exists, if God created us, then He will accept us and understand us; what kind of father would reject their own child simply because they are not straight? Your ideas about homosexuality are based in myth. There's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing wrong with being black, or being a woman, or masturbating. The idea of a man loving another man or a woman loving another woman just makes you uncomfortable with your sexist, unjust ideas about gender roles. Get your facts straight before you start bending them to suit your outdated, uneducated beliefs. You say that gays know nothing of love, yet you are the ones who spread all this hatred. It seems to me that gays are a lot less hateful and much happier than you lot.

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How can you say that?!

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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-18-2010, 06:11 PM

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By all this talk of "scouring" every inch of these "queer propaganda" websites, it sounds like you get off on this.

I'd just like to point out that this is the 21st century. Most people have accepted that we are all the same, regardless of skin color, or gender, or sexual orientation. If God exists, if God created us, then He will accept us and understand us; what kind of father would reject their own child simply because they are not straight? Your ideas about homosexuality are based in myth. There's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing wrong with being black, or being a woman, or masturbating. The idea of a man loving another man or a woman loving another woman just makes you uncomfortable with your sexist, unjust ideas about gender roles. Get your facts straight before you start bending them to suit your outdated, uneducated beliefs. You say that gays know nothing of love, yet you are the ones who spread all this hatred. It seems to me that gays are a lot less hateful and much happier than you lot.

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God warned us how bad it would be in the last days. He said that it would be "as in the days of Noah".

Matt. 24:37-38: “But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. “For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark,”

Gen. 6:11-12 “The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence. So God looked upon the earth, and indeed it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth.”

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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-20-2010, 05:29 AM

I get a violation for defending my beliefs? I don't know about you, but I believe in something called free speech. I also believe in equality and compromise. You must think I'm a radical, but these are MY most closely held beliefs. Let me ask you a question: would you be opposed to abortion if the child later turned out to be gay?

Oh, and that whole eternal damnation thing? If I believed in Hell, I'd be totally fine with going there. That's where Lady Gaga and all the fun people are going.
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I get a violation for defending my beliefs? I don't know about you, but I believe in something called free speech. I also believe in equality and compromise. You must think I'm a radical, but these are MY most closely held beliefs. Let me ask you a question: would you be opposed to abortion if the child later turned out to be gay?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 03-20-2010, 05:58 AM

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I get a violation for defending my beliefs? I don't know about you, but I believe in something called free speech. I also believe in equality and compromise.
Me too! In fact, why don't I come over to your house to preach to you? I have a bullhorn and have been known to ramble on for hours over my favorite assorted verses in the the Old Testament. It's a free country, right?

As for equality, do you think all people are equal? Would you want to live next door to a convicted pedophile rapist? Would you like to live next door to a drug dealer?

Maybe you think you think some drug dealing child rapist is your equal, but I don't.

Sure, I'm willing to compromise with you and say women probably do have a soul.

At least those who have children.

1 Timothy 2:11-12

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


But I cannot condone sodomy.

Have a look at Romans 1:26-27,32

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Not only do queers deserve death, but those who support them as well.

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You must think I'm a radical, but these are MY most closely held beliefs. Let me ask you a question: would you be opposed to abortion if the child later turned out to be gay?
Of course I would oppose it. Being gay is a choice. We have a few ex-gays here.

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Oh, and that whole eternal damnation thing? If I believed in Hell, I'd be totally fine with going there. That's where Lady Gaga and all the fun people are going.
You won't be saying that when your skin is burning from you all day in the Lake of Fire and Satan is poking at you with his trident to flip you every few hours like a rotisserie chicken.


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