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Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-04-2010, 06:08 PM
This is it, folks. In our nation's capital, everything good has come to an end. Heterosexual D.C. residents, flee to Virginia while you still can.
From the JYT, that missalette of faggotry:
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Gay Marriage Is Legal in U.S. Capital
WASHINGTON — It was cold and drizzling outside the City Courthouse just after 6 a.m. on Wednesday, but no one seemed to mind among the same-sex couples waiting for the chance to apply for a marriage license.
“This is a dream come true,” said Sinjoyla Townsend, 41, as she smiled ear to ear and held up her ticket indicating she was first in line with her partner of 12 years, Angelisa Young, 47. “We wanted it so bad.”
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Maybe those lezbertarians were too ashamed to have their picture in the paper, as well they should have been, but this "couple" had no such shame at rubbing their special privileges in the faces of decent people:
Nor did these race-mixing nancy boys, as shown in The Washington False Christian Post:
How dare those homers and homeresses be happy!
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-04-2010, 06:13 PM
Even more ammunition in the war against normal heterosexual marriage.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-04-2010, 09:00 PM
Disgusting. These people aren't gay as in happy, they're queer as in a threat to all decent heterosexual family values.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-05-2010, 12:23 AM
I suppose this means that President Obama will have to marry some man now. I suppose he'll choose a white man to be his "beeyatch" just to prove how much he hates God.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-05-2010, 01:46 AM
I can feel the very foundations of my heterosexual True Christian marriage quivering under the perverted onslaught!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-07-2010, 12:51 PM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-07-2010, 08:51 PM
Disgusting. More proof that we are truly in the end times.
Come LORD JESUS, please bring the rapture soon!
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-08-2010, 03:59 AM
o dear, i surely hope this isn't an example of american christians at their finest.
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-27-2010, 11:52 PM
America is doomed.
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-28-2010, 01:11 AM
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America is doomed.
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-28-2010, 01:33 AM
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Dunno about you boy, but I'm hopin those godless communists leave first!
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-28-2010, 12:05 PM
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Even more ammunition in the war against normal heterosexual marriage.
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Indeed. It's quite ridiculous -- as if homos can be monogamous! I predict they'll divorce, remarry, divorce, remarry, on and on. You won't find such shenanigans occurring among heterosexuals!
To be heterosexual is to be bonded to ONE person of opposing genitalia until the day you die, amen.
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Re: Uppity bulldyke Negresses and miscegenating queerboys in DC -
03-29-2010, 11:46 AM
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The homers and homeresses have rights in Australia now. We are doomed on a global scale.
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