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Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-21-2018, 09:44 PM
Hello friends in Christ, something very disturbing about the already extremely disturbing Papist cult has come to my attention very recently.
Last weekend two young priests stopped in my motor inn, the Blood of Christ Motel just outside Podunk, Nebraska. I believe they were travelling to see the Archbishop of Dubuque to be transferred away to avoid sexual abuse charges. However, you are all well aware of the inherently sodomistic, pedophilic nature of the Mary-hailers.
No, I witnessed another of their habits I haven't seen any discussion of among the Godly. I was keeping vigil on their room, my rifle at the ready, waiting to see if an altar boy would arrive, so that I could call the sheriff and have them charged. This never happened, but at one point one of them sneezed. Subsequently, the other priest said "Bless you!"
A sneeze, germs burst forth, and he is blessed for this! The Catholics encourage the airborn spread of the AIDS and whatever other sodomite plagues they carry. In fact, they call upon the blessing of their false goddess, the Virgin Mary, to offer divine protection to this act! I had to have my cleaning lady wear a hazmat suit and scrub down the room with bleach (which, well known for casting out Autistic demons, is also a handy AIDS killer).
Christians beware!
The Catholics won't just give you their STDs by forcibly sodomizing you anymore, now they'll try and infect you by sneezing at you! I welcome discussion of this disturbing new trend and warn you all to be on your guard even more than usual among these demented freaks!
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-25-2018, 04:27 PM
You may not know this, but I was once a papist. No one could ever accuse me of sodomy or spreading the aids, sir. My ailing father and also my mother are both devout ring kissers. While this displeases me, I have to honor my father and mother by saying neither one of them goes about spreading the aids.
We have to be careful not to commit the sin of calumny, sir.
It's like saying all homers are gay. It simply isn't true. Therefore we must love them with the love Christ shewed unto us: a pure, holy love which draws men to us just like His Love drew men to Him. I draw all men to me. Do you?
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BrotherLarry
Rev. 22:11
PS: What are your room rates?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-25-2018, 07:23 PM
You were a Catholic. If you had died then, you would be in Hell right now. But Jesus had other plans and led you to Him, and when he calls you to your reward, you'll spend an eternity in paradise.
The general idea of Papistry that I've gotten from this forum and Pastor Ezekiel's posted statements is that they are all evil sodomites who worship Mary and that the fag Pope Francis is the Antichrist.
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-25-2018, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
You may not know this, but I was once a papist. No one could ever accuse me of sodomy or spreading the aids, sir. My ailing father and also my mother are both devout ring kissers. While this displeases me, I have to honor my father and mother by saying neither one of them goes about spreading the aids.
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Brother Larry, rest assured that those of us who have met your mother would never accuse her of spreading anything at all, apart from gossip. She is a most interesting conversationalist and I still pray that she will see Jesus's Holy Light, as she would be quite an asset to the Ladies' area in Heaven.
As to your father, I'm told he can no longer spread butter on his bread, let alone anything else, and we all join you in prayer for his demise. It is sad for you (if not for your mother) that he will burn in Hell, but he had his chance and it is now almost certainly too late for him to be Saved. Why did he reject Jesus? We will probably never know. Sheer papist cussedness, I suspect.
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-25-2018, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
You were a Catholic. If you had died then, you would be in Hell right now. But Jesus had other plans and led you to Him, and when he calls you to your reward, you'll spend an eternity in paradise.
The general idea of Papistry that I've gotten from this forum and Pastor Ezekiel's posted statements is that they are all evil sodomites who worship Mary and that the fag Pope Francis is the Antichrist.
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Oh, the impression you have is correct. Indeed Francis is the Anti Christ. Mary's sister was the Auntie Christ. Little bit of Christmas humor there.
What are your room rates?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-25-2018, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Brother Larry, rest assured that those of us who have met your mother would never accuse her of spreading anything at all, apart from gossip. She is a most interesting conversationalist and I still pray that she will see Jesus's Holy Light, as she would be quite an asset to the Ladies' area in Heaven.
As to your father, I'm told he can no longer spread butter on his bread, let alone anything else, and we all join you in prayer for his demise. It is sad for you (if not for your mother) that he will burn in Hell, but he had his chance and it is now almost certainly too late for him to be Saved. Why did he reject Jesus? We will probably never know. Sheer papist cussedness, I suspect.
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Your sisterhood is so special to me, Sister Joanna. Thank you for your prayers that father meets his just reward so that his car dealerships, clothing stores, and line of hair salons will be mine - um, I mean - will then be used for Jesus' glory. I will even ship an American car to you for no charge.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-25-2018, 10:52 PM
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What are your room rates?
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We have a $50.00/night standard rate. However, there are several adjustments which are not publicly posted in the lobby in order to get around potential anti-freedom of religion, pro-queer lawsuits, but I think I'm safe sharing them here:
20% discount for Christians* ($40.00)
20% pentalty for unmarried, non-Christian male/female couples, i.e. potential fornicators ($60.00)
50% penalty for non-Christian same-sex couples, i.e. potential sodomites ($75.00)
In God we trust, all others pay cash.
*I am mindful of the Biblical role of my profession (namely Luke 2:7), so I have a policy that NO Christians will ever be turned away from my establishment. If there is "no room in the inn," I will evict non-Christians from a room. If all rooms are occupied by Christians, you will be graciously offered room and board in my home. If you cannot afford the rate, you will be offered the chance to perform chores in exchange for your stay.
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-28-2018, 01:26 AM
Out of curiosity Dennis, do you keep your mother in the fruit cellar?
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-28-2018, 02:31 AM
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Out of curiosity Dennis, do you keep your mother in the fruit cellar?
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Of course not. What a ridiculous question.
But don't go down there. Don't you ever go down there.
1 Thessalonians 4:11 is quite clear. Mind your own business.
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-28-2018, 12:40 PM
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But don't go down there. Don't you ever go down there.
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Indeed! Must be musty. I'll stick to the shower, thanks.
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-28-2018, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Hello friends in Christ, something very disturbing about the already extremely disturbing Papist cult has come to my attention very recently.
Last weekend two young priests stopped in my motor inn, the Blood of Christ Motel just outside Podunk, Nebraska. I believe they were travelling to see the Archbishop of Dubuque to be transferred away to avoid sexual abuse charges. However, you are all well aware of the inherently sodomistic, pedophilic nature of the Mary-hailers.
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Shocking indeed Brother Lukes, but in some ways no surprise. In the past the cathylicks tried to hide their sodomistic activities in their own quarters - in a place they aptly named a "Rectory". With the now widespread knowledge of their scandals it's no surprise they are now seeking other venues to hide their sins against God.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-28-2018, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Shocking indeed Brother Lukes, but in some ways no surprise. In the past the cathylicks tried to hide their sodomistic activities in their own quarters - in a place they aptly named a "Rectory". With the now widespread knowledge of their scandals it's no surprise they are now seeking other venues to hide their sins against God.
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Well said Mr. Bryan, but that is an old and well known Papist depravity. The "new" Papist depravity is in the second half of my post.
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Re: Shocking new Papist depravity! -
12-29-2018, 08:54 AM
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Well said Mr. Bryan, but that is an old and well known Papist depravity. The "new" Papist depravity is in the second half of my post.
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Thank you Brother Lukes, you indeed have uncovered a new variant - and no doubt this pope Francis (a Nancy name if there ever was one) has his Vatican skunk works working around the clock on any number of sinister projects.
The cathylicks have a long history with their "holy water" scam, and no doubt are still at work with variants on their "sprinklers" to spread the increasing numbers of Satan's soy boys (see video below the use of a WMD style "sprayer"). I wouldn't doubt that the recent "chemtrails" conspiricies is wrapped up in this somehow.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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