No longer a secret, the world has been told how the Catholic "Church" is in fact a
criminal organization that allows its members to constantly rape prepubescent boys and impregnate young Hell-bound
Nuns. We only have to look at the
many examples of this in any media: the numbers are staggering and continue to grow and it is indeed a rarity when a priest does not engage in
anal antics with his minions. What many people fail to realize is that the actual literal physical victim of all these rapes is
Jesus. Why? Because He
told us so!
Matthew 25:40
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
This means that
if you have done something (either nice things such as reading the Bible aloud or nasty things such as rectal rape),
you have done it to Jesus.
Whenever a Catholic priest rapes a boy, he is raping Jesus Christ. This has occurred millions of times after Jesus ascended to Heaven. Imagine this: At this very moment there is a priest thrusting his thingy into and
violating the intestinal integrity of
Christ. At this very moment another priest is
penetrating the oral orifice of
Jesus in compensation of a
candy bar and a can of Coke. As I write this, yet another
cleric is
hammering the colonic cavity of
our Savior with his blasphemic bellend.
Above is the current Chief Papist seeking out
sex partners. Below is the same man
forcing himself on
Baby Jesus, our Lord and Savior, Son of
God,
etc.
etc.
What can
Jesus do? He designed the rules, He follows them. Whatever you do to the littlest of His Brethren, the altar boys, you are doing to Him? What is the Pope expecting? That the priests pay
fifty shekels to
God for compensation of the ripped rectal goods of His son,
marry Him and live happily together ever after?
Please be warned that the text below includes some disturbing material but it is TRUE™:
Jesus is the
real victim of the Catholic Church child abuse case and so is
God due to His
property rights over His Son. The abused papist children obviously raise our pity, but after engaging in sodomistic sex, their chances of ever reaching
Heaven are meager at best.
Jesus, however, experiences this
constant copulation every single moment in
Heaven, which must dampen His Joy of being in eternal bliss. What about
God our Father and
Jesus's Father? Imagine this:
God and Jesus are engaging in a quiet coversation by the Throne calmly discussing new Tribulations for sinners come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and new, more
intricate ways to torture the sinners in
Hell (Matthew 25:30). Suddenly, the pretty face of
Jesus Christ twists in desperate agony and out of thin air, a perky priestly penis penetrates His manhole and, like a piston, discharges its vile content into the
innocent innards of our Lord.
Disgusting? Of course but it is taking place every single day. What can we do? Let us send our
Thoughts and Prayers to
Jesus.
We are His chosen ones (1 Peter 2:9) and one day we shall see how these very priests writhe in unimaginable agony in
Hell while we can finally enjoy
Jesus and His goods in
Heaven!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer