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Default Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 09-05-2009, 09:12 PM

Can anybody still say that the homosexuals aren't trying to recruit our children!?

Joe Phillips is a fag-enabling cartoonist who uses brightly-colored cartoons to make homosexuality look innocent and attractive! His sickening illustrations depict homosexual couples as loving, honest and sensitive people!

(I assure you that I found these images quite by accident, and was so horrified and outraged that it was nearly 40 minutes before I could navigate my way out of his confusing website!)


And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. -Romans 1:27

Look what he admits on his very own website: "When I was younger, I always wanted to see more positive images of gay life." HA! There are no positive images of gay life because gay life is an abomination and filled with lurid, unnatural horrors!

Does this look like the kind of world we want for our children!?:


NO! Let me make this very clear: COOKING IS A WOMAN'S JOB! How far gone mentally and morally would a "man" have to be to SMILE about preparing breakfast for another man like a little bitch!? Further more, what REAL man would take a pancake to the head without knocking the teeth out of his assailant? IF MY WIFE DID THAT WITH MY BREAKFAST SHE'D BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK!


THIS is practically a terrorist threat:



As if it's not bad enough that he endorses gay marriage, he is also a proponent of interracial relationships!:


Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.-Leviticus 18:22

Of course this kind of thing is quite common in whatever Queeropean country this is supposed to be in, and they can just keep it to themselves! (I think this is supposed to be France. Look at the striped shirt and stupid hat. All Frenchman are gay. I have no idea how they keep their race going, and frankly, I don't want to know.)

Friends, I leave you with one final, chilling image:





This one piece of "artwork" shows in one strike everything that is wrong with the homosexual movement. It shows that they are not content to keep their perversions behind closed doors. The above image demonstrates their shamelessness, and their contempt for decency; for America.

The idea that these abominations actually care about each other in a mutually loving sense, the idea that they would or could defend their country in a war for any other reason than to see naked military men in the showers, the idea that they are just like anybody else is what is truly at the heart of the threat that queers pose to our country.

We cannot allow ourselves to be duped into thinking that they could be as nice as our next door neighbors, or that they could be trusted with our children, or that they could laugh and have fun like normal people.

They are sick people. Their minds don't work like a normal person's. They have no conscience, no morals. They are aliens to love. They are disease carrying animals who ought to die.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -Leviticus 20:13



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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 09-05-2009, 09:49 PM

Brother Bob, thank you bringing this disgusting website to our attention. I will be scouring it myself for other perverted images. It may take me quite a while, but I will not rest until I have looked at each and every image!

I do not want to expose myself to this filth, but I know it is my duty as a Christian. I am doing it for the children!


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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 09-05-2009, 10:20 PM

Professor, you are a truly courageous man. Let us know what you find, just.... Tone it down a little? I know just from those samples the full story may be too vile for Gods' favorite forum.
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In case anyone thinks that the life of a True Christian™ Pastor is an easy one, remember that we have to wade through vile perversions like this on your behalf. I am going to have to spend several days exploring the full depths of this depraved site.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 09-06-2009, 12:23 AM

Well, I am spent! I have been all over the internets looking at the obscene doodles of Joe Phillips. As disgusting as what Brother Bob has posted is, it is just the tip of the iceberg! This sodomite even draws gay porn cartoons! With naked erections and graphic depictions of homo sex! Why, he might as well be Japanese I tell you!

I though they had the market cornered on pornographical cartoons, but this "man" claims to be an American! And he is a negro to boot! His disgusting gay porn is one thing, but he also does comic books, and I bet he puts in all sorts of pro-gay propaganda to try and turn our kids into queers!

Yet another reason to keep only Christian reading material in your homes parents! You never know if the gays are secretly planting ideas in your children's heads. We must be ever vigilant!


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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 09-07-2009, 08:29 PM

I am truly thankful for the sacrifices all of you have made in wallowing through the cesspools to bring this shocking information to the rest of us.


It must have been sickening looking at those homers with their handsome faces, muscular arms, and slender butts. I will say an extra prayer for each of you.


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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 10-06-2009, 06:29 AM

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Can anybody still say that the homosexuals aren't trying to recruit our children!?

Joe Phillips is a fag-enabling cartoonist who uses brightly-colored cartoons to make homosexuality look innocent and attractive! His sickening illustrations depict homosexual couples as loving, honest and sensitive people!

(I assure you that I found these images quite by accident, and was so horrified and outraged that it was nearly 40 minutes before I could navigate my way out of his confusing website!)


And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. -Romans 1:27

Look what he admits on his very own website: "When I was younger, I always wanted to see more positive images of gay life." HA! There are no positive images of gay life because gay life is an abomination and filled with lurid, unnatural horrors!

Does this look like the kind of world we want for our children!?:


NO! Let me make this very clear: COOKING IS A WOMAN'S JOB! How far gone mentally and morally would a "man" have to be to SMILE about preparing breakfast for another man like a little bitch!? Further more, what REAL man would take a pancake to the head without knocking the teeth out of his assailant? IF MY WIFE DID THAT WITH MY BREAKFAST SHE'D BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK!


THIS is practically a terrorist threat:



As if it's not bad enough that he endorses gay marriage, he is also a proponent of interracial relationships!:


Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.-Leviticus 18:22

Of course this kind of thing is quite common in whatever Queeropean country this is supposed to be in, and they can just keep it to themselves! (I think this is supposed to be France. Look at the striped shirt and stupid hat. All Frenchman are gay. I have no idea how they keep their race going, and frankly, I don't want to know.)

Friends, I leave you with one final, chilling image:





This one piece of "artwork" shows in one strike everything that is wrong with the homosexual movement. It shows that they are not content to keep their perversions behind closed doors. The above image demonstrates their shamelessness, and their contempt for decency; for America.

The idea that these abominations actually care about each other in a mutually loving sense, the idea that they would or could defend their country in a war for any other reason than to see naked military men in the showers, the idea that they are just like anybody else is what is truly at the heart of the threat that queers pose to our country.

We cannot allow ourselves to be duped into thinking that they could be as nice as our next door neighbors, or that they could be trusted with our children, or that they could laugh and have fun like normal people.

They are sick people. Their minds don't work like a normal person's. They have no conscience, no morals. They are aliens to love. They are disease carrying animals who ought to die.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -Leviticus 20:13
haha, it doesn't take alot to get out of an unwanted website. you simply just close the browser. or in lament's terms, "HIT THE BIG X BUTTON".

it probably took you 40 minutes because you had to finish masturbating to the pictures.

oops.

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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 10-06-2009, 11:20 AM

What a sick, twisted and perverted site!

Thank you brother for bringing this filth to our attention. I will make sure to make everyone in my family to check it in order to see the sinful way of the homers!!

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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 11-02-2009, 07:13 PM

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Well, I am spent! I have been all over the internets looking at the obscene doodles of Joe Phillips. As disgusting as what Brother Bob has posted is, it is just the tip of the iceberg! This sodomite even draws gay porn cartoons! With naked erections and graphic depictions of homo sex! Why, he might as well be Japanese I tell you!
That mean you like masturbating to obscene doodles and the Japanese?

I though they had the market cornered on pornographical cartoons, but this "man" claims to be an American! And he is a negro to boot! His disgusting gay porn is one thing, but he also does comic books, and I bet he puts in all sorts of pro-gay propaganda to try and turn our kids into queers!

Yet another reason to keep only Christian reading material in your homes parents! You never know if the gays are secretly planting ideas in your children's heads. We must be ever vigilant![/QUOTE]


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These images make me want to puke!

Bob4God, next time you have to post something like this, please, I implore you, censor out the obscene bits (liike not posting the images). I am a pretty tough man but these images you posted are nearly more than I can handle. My eyes are burned, my soul tarnished. It will take hours pouring over the KJV today to cure my shock.
You know once word leaks out onto the internets that these images exist here at Landover that we will be swamped with Homers lusting after them.


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I always knew there were homers in the Navy. Look at the horrified expressions on the other Navals who are witnessing this disgusting display.


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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 11-03-2009, 12:35 PM

That is truly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Bob, I'm going to punch you next time I see you for not warning us what was coming!


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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 11-03-2009, 07:45 PM

Now thats just wrong making faggots look like normal maried families like me and my debbie ill' bet its' some sort of afirmetive action to keep us strait white Christian men from getting ahead.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 11-27-2009, 02:40 AM

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Brother Bob, thank you bringing this disgusting website to our attention. I will be scouring it myself for other perverted images. It may take me quite a while, but I will not rest until I have looked at each and every image!

I do not want to expose myself to this filth, but I know it is my duty as a Christian. I am doing it for the children!
Of course you are doing it for the children. It has nothing to do with the hot boys in the pictures.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 11-27-2009, 07:21 AM

Well, I am depressed! I take the time to view a bunch of homo filth so others do not have to, and this is the thanks I get! It just goes to show you how little appreciation the unsaved have for the sacrifices we True Christians™ make on their behalf.

We scour the internets for all manner of filth, we minister to all and sundry types of degenerates, and we scour the secular media for any and all perversions to make this country just a little bit safer for our children, only to have unsaved trash cast unfounded aspersions on our good names!

It truly sickens me that the hellbound feel that they have the right to drag us down to their disgusting level. If I was not 100% positive that Jesus approves of all the filth I view and all the perversions I force myself to witness in His name, I might abandon my quest.

But I know the Lord wants me to wallow in the depravities of the damned, so that others do not have to. It is a sacrifice I make for all True Christians™ everywhere. Especially the children.


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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 11-27-2009, 05:32 PM

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Well, I am depressed! I take the time to view a bunch of homo filth so others do not have to, and this is the thanks I get! It just goes to show you how little appreciation the unsaved have for the sacrifices we True Christians™ make on their behalf.

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It truly sickens me that the hellbound feel that they have the right to drag us down to their disgusting level. If I was not 100% positive that Jesus approves of all the filth I view and all the perversions I force myself to witness in His name, I might abandon my quest.

But I know the Lord wants me to wallow in the depravities of the damned, so that others do not have to. It is a sacrifice I make for all True Christians™ everywhere. Especially the children.
Very well put Brother Bessemer, the time we spend observing, cataloging and protesting the material we find offensive is often quite thankless.

But at least we are warning other True Christians of the dangers! And if it eventually gets banned, it was not all a waste of time, now was it?



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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 12-10-2009, 10:17 AM

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Brother Bob, thank you bringing this disgusting website to our attention. I will be scouring it myself for other perverted images. It may take me quite a while, but I will not rest until I have looked at each and every image!

I do not want to expose myself to this filth, but I know it is my duty as a Christian. I am doing it for the children!
Oh my god! (I just said the Lord's name in vain!)
According to the website, you are a graduate of some sort of de-gayifying program. I laughed so hard when I read your post. I can think of a different reason you might want to be looking at those cartoons!
Maybe it's time to check yourself back into the program, or to accept the way you are and live a happy fulfilled as a homosexual.
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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 12-14-2009, 12:47 AM

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Further more, what REAL man would take a pancake to the head without knocking the teeth out of his assailant? IF MY WIFE DID THAT WITH MY BREAKFAST SHE'D BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK!
Wow, thats not very nice. Would jesus approve of you bashing your wife? No matter the cause, you shouldn't use violence against people like that. its hardly very loving or good. Will that get you into heaven in your eyes or something? Its immoral, and I think you're disgusting to be proud of being a short-tempered, violent, petulant, immature wife beater who can only solve his problems with force of hand and not words.


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Default Re: Cartoonist Spreading Queer Propaganda to Our Children! - 12-14-2009, 02:44 AM

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Wow, thats not very nice. Would jesus approve of you bashing your wife? No matter the cause, you shouldn't use violence against people like that. its hardly very loving or good. Will that get you into heaven in your eyes or something? Its immoral, and I think you're disgusting to be proud of being a short-tempered, violent, petulant, immature wife beater who can only solve his problems with force of hand and not words.


Say what you want in reply, people like you should be locked up and medically rehabilitated.
You impertinent little harlot! How dare you address Brother Bob in such a manner! As True Christian™ women, it is our duty to accept whatever our True Christian™ husbands have to give to us; if that entails a good, hard smack every once in a while, who are we to complain? It's not like it is undeserved.

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If a woman happens to give an unsatisfactory performance in her capacity as wife and/or mother for his little soldiers of Christ, it is imperative that the man discipline her as he sees fit; not only is she failing her family, but she is failing the Lord. A swift beating is usually the most necessary course of action to nip the problem in the bud before it is allowed to escalate further.

When I am finally married, I shall receive my due punishment with deference and gratitude, secure in the knowledge that every welt and bruise is evidence that God's Will has been done. I shall pray that you may one day do the same.
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Say what you want in reply, people like you should be locked up and medically rehabilitated.
You two are despicable. He's doing this FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

Now crawl back into the filth-ridden hovels you live in and leave this matter in the hands of us True Christians™.


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