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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-01-2010, 10:02 PM

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Wow, my first stoning!! I can't decide whether I should dress up as a tiger or as a horse for this one, Reverend.

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A bunny is always ok, Brother!


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-01-2010, 10:09 PM

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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 01:06 AM

He's not THAT gay. I think he is the father of my unborn baby.




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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 01:27 AM

I'm so Shocked I can't believe that a,Wonderful True Christian Pastor like yourself whould be gay But i have a Confesstion to I'm in love with Brother Heathen Basher i just can't help it he is the most Wonderful, Caring and and Sweet True Christian man
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He's not THAT gay. I think he is the father of my unborn baby.
Sister are you sure your unborn baby is not Pastor Ezekiel?
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Sister are you sure your unborn baby is not Pastor Ezekiel?
Oh April, your femme powers of intellect stir within me my butch powers of protection.

I want to be the bulldyke to your lipstick lezbo; I'll wear the dungarees but we'll both be bra-free, my bosoms sagging downwards towards our great Mother Earth, your bosoms bouncing pertly as they dance for the great huntress Diana.


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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 02:42 AM

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Oh April, your femme powers of intellect stir within me my butch powers of protection.

I want to be the bulldyke to your lipstick lezbo; I'll wear the dungarees but we'll both be bra-free, my bosoms sagging downwards towards our great Mother Earth, your bosoms bouncing pertly as they dance for the great huntress Diana.
Mrs Rogers...I know our love was just beginning to bud, the tender petals of our sexuality unfurling for each other, but you have crushed me with this. I thought after sharing my pecan nibbles last night we had reached an agreement about our feelings for each other? My, I feel such a fool. The nibbles really must have been too dry, I should have known.


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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 02:46 AM

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Oh April, your femme powers of intellect stir within me my butch powers of protection.

I want to be the bulldyke to your lipstick lezbo; I'll wear the dungarees but we'll both be bra-free, my bosoms sagging downwards towards our great Mother Earth, your bosoms bouncing pertly as they dance for the great huntress Diana.
Mrs.Sister,Rogers have you lost your mind?
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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 03:03 AM

MRS ROGERS! STAY AWAY FROM MISS APRIL! SHE IS MINE!!!

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Mrs Rogers...I know our love was just beginning to bud, the tender petals of our sexuality unfurling for each other, but you have crushed me with this. I thought after sharing my pecan nibbles last night we had reached an agreement about our feelings for each other? My, I feel such a fool. The nibbles really must have been too dry, I should have known.
Anna, I am sorry to have hurt you so -- your pecan nibbles weren't that dry, however April's chicken nibbles are so juicy that they do not require additional sauce.

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Mrs.Sister,Rogers i'm so skocked:0 did you hit your head? Everybody around here seems to have gone nuts:/
No more nuts for me, not anymore -- but I'll make an exception for you, dear.

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MRS ROGERS! STAY AWAY FROM MISS APRIL! SHE IS MINE!!!
She's my little singular nut now, HB.


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She's my little singular nut now, HB.
Ooooooohhhh! Heathen Basher just got rooster blocked. I'm so high on meth right now!!!


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I can not handel this pastors going queer, sisters going lesbo. people getting preggers when they are not married.
I am locking myself in my prayer closet, when all of you reach your senses come and get me.
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I can not handel this pastors going queer, sisters going lesbo. people getting preggers when they are not married.
I am locking myself in my prayer closet, when all of you reach your senses come and get me.
I have a funny feeling things are going to return to normal in about 40 minutes.


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Anna, I am sorry to have hurt you so -- your pecan nibbles weren't that dry, however April's chicken nibbles are so juicy that they do not require additional sauce.
That dry?! Mrs Rogers, you cut right to my heart with these sorts of statements. Moistness is next to godliness when it comes to nibbles and now I feel unworthy, especially if Miss April, with her scarcity of years, experience and sagging can top mine.


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I have a funny feeling things are going to return to normal in about 40 minutes.
I have the same feeling, Brother Levi.
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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 05:24 AM

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Brother I have no idea what you are talking about.

It's 12:24 am Freehold Standard time.


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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 05:28 AM

Well since it's after midnight, maybe it's time to lock the thread.

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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 06:09 AM

Wait...

Does this mean Miss April DOESN'T love me?

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Default Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret! - 04-02-2010, 06:58 AM

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Wait...

Does this mean Miss April DOESN'T love me?

So this means everyone was just Kidding? I'm shocked:0 but Brother Heathen Basher my confession was the Truth i was not joking.I really do love you.
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