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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
03-25-2014, 08:23 AM
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Don't you see the danger in censoring everything that could possibly offend someone?
They're just sharing the wisdom of the Bible, which is there in plain English for anyone to read (but no one does, so they need a little encouragement, like this thread).
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This is not about offending someone. It's about doing physical harm to children through some people's stupidity.
Do you honestly think, that this thread will encourage people to read bible? Are you really serious with that? This thread will either disgust people and discourage them from reading bible or won't change anything in their attitude. This thread can people find either amusing (like me) or they might take it seriously (if they are stupid enough) and really do, what is proposed here. And innocent children will suffer for that.
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
03-25-2014, 08:32 AM
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Hallelujah! You found exactly what you needed before you went blind... Or worse.
Genesis Chapter 38
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
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I have no idea what this text is about. I am not a native English speaker and this archaic English is hard to understand for me
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
03-25-2014, 09:11 AM
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I have no idea what this text is about. I am not a native English speaker and this archaic English is hard to understand for me
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It's about God killing Onan for masturbating.
So, have you softened your heart yet, so that you can hear your conscience? Surely you must realize how dangerous it is to advocate that children not be physically disciplined.
Prov 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
You are putting the lives and souls of children at risk.
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
05-01-2014, 01:44 AM
I made an account on this website just to post a responce to you good, apparently God-fearing individuals.
How dare you push your skewed, psychotic beliefs on children and MUTILATE them in the name of your beliefs?? Beliefs that are so controversial, and misguided, the entire planet backlashes at you?
What gives you the right to mutilate your child?
Give it up--you guys are against people having safe sex. Because you couldn't when you were children.
And I'll tell you right now, any quack doctor and worse, PASTOR, who believes this non-sense.. you arent a leader of your people. You are Satan incarnate. I hope you all burn in hell, CHILDREN MUTILATORS!!
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
05-01-2014, 02:17 AM
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What gives you the right to mutilate your child?
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Not "what," but "Who," silly!
The gives us this right!
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
05-05-2014, 12:47 PM
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Not "what," but "Who," silly!
The gives us this right!
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Excuse me, God gives u the right to mutilate your child with acid?
That is not only evil, it's criminal.
I'm not here to "flame." But Im here because I love God, I love children and I have an obligation to stop this insanity. Whoever is in charge here thought it was wise to change my name to God mocker, not lover. Is this Christian?
I have reveived 2 private messages from said Christians, one a pastor, who both openly mention my rectum? I'm sure this is a good idea of the population and leaders of your establishment.
Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
05-05-2014, 01:01 PM
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Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.
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Yes, please make sure to tell them we are violating the protections guaranteed by the First Amendment.
Oh wait, we aren't violating them, we're exercising them. Oops!
Also: if you can post the first two octets of my IP address, I will donate $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice. Heck, I'll even give you a hint on the first octet...it's only 2 numbers away from yours.
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
05-05-2014, 08:25 PM
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Excuse me, God gives u the right to mutilate your child with acid?
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Proverbs 20:30. The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
What is more important? Human laws or God's laws?
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I'm not here to "flame." But Im here because I love God,
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So why haven't you read the Bible yet?
Riiight, and that does not sound creepy at all...
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and I have an obligation to stop this insanity. Whoever is in charge here thought it was wise to change my name to God mocker, not lover. Is this Christian?
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Jesus wants newcomers to be warned that you are a wolf in sheep skin.
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Furthermore, and most importantly, I have everybody's information here, who has openly and publicly admitted to abusing or wanting to commit crimes against their children. I have your IP addresses, I have your names and addresses
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Please, share with the class: what is my IP address and my mailing address?
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and I WILL be contacting the police department of every respective county you live in. Your abuse will stop.
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I'm guessing you never heard of that little thing called "freedom of speech." You should google it sometimes.
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
06-12-2014, 03:52 AM
I don't know if you know this but the Muslims also praise the mutilation of the female genitalia. Are you intending to have such commonality with the sand-lovers of the Arab and terrorist persuasion? Or was this just a coincidence? Because I would never want to resemble one of the goat herders on any level, even if I thought it might be in Jesus' name. I will pray for you. Please remember the real reason why female pleasure might offend, and keep it American!
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
06-12-2014, 03:56 AM
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I don't know if you know this but the Muslims also praise the mutilation of the female genitalia. Are you intending to have such commonality with the sand-lovers of the Arab and terrorist persuasion? Or was this just a coincidence? Because I would never want to resemble one of the goat herders on any level, even if I thought it might be in Jesus' name. I will pray for you. Please remember the real reason why female pleasure might offend, and keep it American!
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The Arabs in the desert also breath air, dear. Doesn't mean anyone is trying to resemble them.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
01-06-2015, 11:16 PM
You guys are totally crazy. How do you claim to love your daughters and wifes if you're ready to inflict such pain to them? It's totally barbaric!
What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ? Will you go and scoop that out? Or did your pastor already do it for you at sunday masses?
Either way sex is a pleasure, and masturbation is always good for your health. At least i won't have erectile disfunction at 31 like you guys.
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
01-06-2015, 11:47 PM
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What if i told you that your brain is the your largest sexual organ?
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Do you have biblical support for that assertion?
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
02-01-2016, 10:21 PM
Why not drink the acid while you're at it?
Would clean you from inside :^)
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Re: Carbolic Acid: The Cure for Female Masturbation? -
02-02-2016, 01:12 AM
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Why not drink the acid while you're at it?
Would clean you from inside :^)
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Son, we would appreciate it if you could try to make some sense. At least stop putting that satanic incantation at the end of every bandwidth wasting post you make.
What grade are you in, son?
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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