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What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 04:42 AM
Hello my brothers and sisters in Christ, I want to thank you all for the concern you have expressed about me being gone for the last year.
As some of you guessed, I was in legal trouble again. And because I am now an adult, the trouble was considered more serious.
It all started with this neighbor girl I was getting to know.
The third time I took her out, we were "necking" and "heavy petting" and "french kissing" in my Crown Victoria at a scenic rest stop with a romantic view of the Pacific Ocean.
She abruptly pushed me away and said, "Listen, you're very nice to be spending all this money on me, but before things go any farther, there's something you need to know about me-- I'm transgender."
This was very shocking to me! I was not sure if she'd had "the operation" yet, so I asked her if she had male parts or lady parts, because I don't want some tranny tricking me into being a gay.
She said that was a deeply personal question, and she would not discuss her genitals with me until she knew me better and trusted me more.
Naturally, I flew into a rage and started screaming, "What do you have in your pants? What do you have in your pants, you little whore?"
And I kind of lost control of myself and got under her skirt and started fighting to get her panties off, because I felt I had a right to know what was in there.
She gouged my eyes with her fingernails and ran off and I guess she must have hitchhiked home or something, and she's no longer speaking to me and her parents apparently took her to the police station for some reason.
Anyway, this unanswered question about what trannies have in their pants kept vexxing me, so I proceeded to do some aggressive fact-finding in my community, identifying and targeting transgender women and men so I could get to the bottom of this mystery.
This led to several charges against me, some of which are still pending. But that's not important right now. What is important is that I tell you what I have learned.
The answer to the question, "What do trannies have in their pants?" is...
Pretty much anything and everything.
Here are some of the results I have found so far during my study:
1. A male sex organ
I don't know why this came as a surprise to me, but this was the most common thing I found. Sometimes they use a technique called "tucking" to hide its presence, so you really have to delve deep and get your hands in there to find out the truth.
2. A vagina
This is the least common thing to find in a tranny's pants. You have to understand they are made by plastic surgeons, and the surgery is very expensive.
3. A silicone vulva prosthetic
You would usually find this in combination with item number one, the male penis. The silicone vulva is designed to hide the penis bulge and create a "camel toe" appearance so if a trans woman is out in public, you can't tell by looking at her crotch what is in there. I think they could avoid needing this at all if they would just stop wearing tight pants like whores.
4. A Silicone penis
Commonly referred to as a "packer," this is used by transgender men to create the impression they have a natural-born penis in their trousers.
Some of these fake penises some with STP, or "stand to pee" functionality, so a trans man can pee standing up. This is important to know, because even if your bro stood next to you at a urinal, you wouldn't know for sure he wasn't secretly a girl with a secret vagina he was hiding from you.
Anyway that is what I have learned so far. Please do not worry about me, as my parents hired a good lawyer. He has filed for continuances and other delaying tactics on my cases. He says the more time that elapses before trial, the better it is for me.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 07:57 AM
Thank you, Peter, for all of your rigorous work. It must have been exhausting, and I am thankful you did it, so that no one else has to.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 08:48 AM
Peter, I am very glad to hear from you, but I have to admit certain aspects of your story are a bit concerning.
Do you think perhaps you might have an unhealthy preoccupation with transsexuals?
Also, you haven't said one word about your walk with Jesus. How is that going? Are you reading your Bible every day?
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 05:36 PM
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It shocked me.
You really need to warn the congregation before going into such "detail".
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Have you been charged with something? A parking ticket? The police can be quite officious.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 05:43 PM
this is part of the reason why Crocodile Dundee was so funny.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 06:48 PM
So we're just going to gloss over the fact that Peter has been dating, uh, people, and trying to have premarital sex with them?
READ YOUR BIBLE, YOUNG PETER!
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 07:26 PM
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So we're just going to gloss over the fact that Peter has been dating, uh, people, and trying to have premarital sex with them?
READ YOUR BIBLE, YOUNG PETER!
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You are taking this way too seriously, Brother Machine. After all, we're talking here about a young male who's experimenting with life, and not about a young girl whoring around.
Huge difference.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-19-2018, 10:26 PM
Basilissa, your point is well taken, but it seems like he's trying to have premarital sex, and that is one of the worst mistakes a young person can make.
I think every bride likes to know she is the first woman her groom has ever forced himself upon.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-20-2018, 06:27 AM
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Basilissa, your point is well taken, but it seems like he's trying to have premarital sex, and that is one of the worst mistakes a young person can make.
I think every bride likes to know she is the first woman her groom has ever forced himself upon.
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That's true, but what can we do, Brother Machine. Boys will be boys, it's in their nature. Besides, it's only girls' virginity that has monetary value. This is why it's OK for young boys to do "these things," which, at the same time, are strictly forbidden for young girls.
I think there is a mathematical problem for heterosexual boys somewhere there, but I'm just a woman, so I'm not very good at math.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-21-2018, 03:02 AM
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-21-2018, 05:01 AM
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That's true, but what can we do, Brother Machine. Boys will be boys, it's in their nature. Besides, it's only girls' virginity that has monetary value. This is why it's OK for young boys to do "these things," which, at the same time, are strictly forbidden for young girls.
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It's imperative for a man to know that "the goods" are all in order before "purchase". Imagine if you married a tranny and found a gigantic phallus poking out of her dirty place. In the past, this would be an automatic annulment but nowadays you are STUCK being married to a tranny, just like the Democrats want. Grab a pussy and vote Republican.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-21-2018, 05:59 AM
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Okay, wow, you are really full of hatred, aren't you? Do you have any way of backing up the slanderous claim you just made? Like, any evidence?
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-21-2018, 08:43 PM
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Wait a minute. Your word choices and cadence sound awfully familiar.
Admins, if you trace this person's IP address, and she's in San Bruno, then she's actually this trans girl named Alexis who made a false rape report on me.
Do not listen to her!
I have nothing but sympathy for this poor girl, and for all rape victims, and I'm sure something happened to her, but I am equally sure she is misremembering the event, and is confused about who did it.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-22-2018, 12:20 AM
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Wait a minute. Your word choices and cadence sound awfully familiar.
Admins, if you trace this person's IP address, and she's in San Bruno, then she's actually this trans girl named Alexis who made a false rape report on me.
Do not listen to her!
I have nothing but sympathy for this poor girl, and for all rape victims, and I'm sure something happened to her, but I am equally sure she is misremembering the event, and is confused about who did it.
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Lol nice try, I'm not in San Bruno, anyone who actually traces my IP address can see that.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
11-27-2018, 04:43 PM
Admins, I'm going to go ahead and recommend that you not provide Young Peter with this person's street address.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
02-19-2019, 11:47 PM
This whole thread is just, yikes. For one, you are a rapist for trying to remove this woman's pants. Secondly, who gives a piffle what trans people have in their pants. It was right for her to explain calmly that she doesn't want you to know. As a trans man myself, I don't scream at people "HEY I HAVE A VAGINA" or something stupid like that. So just shut the piffle up and stop harassing people. Okay? Okay.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
02-20-2019, 09:41 AM
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This whole thread is just, yikes. For one, you are a rapist for trying to remove this woman's pants. Secondly, who gives a piffle what trans people have in their pants. It was right for her to explain calmly that she doesn't want you to know. As a trans man myself, I don't scream at people "HEY I HAVE A VAGINA" or something stupid like that. So just shut the piffle up and stop harassing people. Okay? Okay.
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First of all, how DARE you call our Young Peter a rapist? He is a very special young man, and if you're looking to lay the blame for any misunderstandings he's gotten into, I would say you should look no further than feminism.
Before feminism came along, young men had absolutely no expectation that girls were going to open their legs for them before marriage!
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
02-21-2019, 12:00 AM
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This whole thread is just, yikes. For one, you are a rapist for trying to remove this woman's pants. Secondly, who gives a piffle what trans people have in their pants. It was right for her to explain calmly that she doesn't want you to know. As a trans man myself, I don't scream at people "HEY I HAVE A VAGINA" or something stupid like that. So just shut the piffle up and stop harassing people. Okay? Okay.
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First of all, our dear friend here did not commit "rape" - at most some form of assault - mitigated by righteously outraged anger at the normal expectation of a "woman" possessing a vag. As you might imagine, those here that choose to follow Jesus and the Bible (KJV1611) just might be "triggered" with the idea that a woman might be hiding a tallywhacker - and you need to be sensitive and tolerant of that.
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
02-21-2019, 02:21 AM
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This whole thread is just, yikes. For one, you are a rapist for trying to remove this woman's pants. Secondly, who gives a piffle what trans people have in their pants. It was right for her to explain calmly that she doesn't want you to know. As a trans man myself, I don't scream at people "HEY I HAVE A VAGINA" or something stupid like that. So just shut the piffle up and stop harassing people. Okay? Okay.
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Hello Mr. Austin, I am very sorry my post offended you, but I want to make it very clear that I do NOT consider myself to be a rapist!
Rapists are the worst kind of scum, and the Bible is right to insist that rapists must financially compensate their victims' fathers and marry their victims! Anything less would be a miscarriage of justice!
I hope you can understand the intention behind my investigations was to learn more about the transgender lifestyle, the better to reach out to you people in a spirit of brotherly Christian love.
Can you tell me, whereabouts do you live? Perhaps we could meet for coffee or dinner and hash things out?
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Re: What do trannies have in their pants? The shocking truth might shock you! -
02-21-2019, 02:36 AM
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Can you tell me, whereabouts do you live? Perhaps we could meet for coffee or dinner and hash things out?
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Best not play with fire, son, you don't want no transy playing with your young peter, Peter.
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