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Default Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 06-15-2008, 02:09 PM

Just started mine today. The NEWS looks like this is the big one. I'm starting out with a basic party barge, with twin Evinrude 200 horsepower outboards. After church I'm gonna paint Genesis 6:19 on the pontoons...
Of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark.

PS Don't forget to put at least a two months supply of beer and amo on your ark!
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 06-15-2008, 02:18 PM

I'm halfway around the world and it's raining here too! What more proof do you need?


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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 06-15-2008, 03:26 PM

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Just started mine today. The NEWS looks like this is the big one. I'm starting out with a basic party barge, with twin Evinrude 200 horsepower outboards. After church I'm gonna paint Genesis 6:19 on the pontoons...
Of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark.

PS Don't forget to put at least a two months supply of beer and amo on your ark!
Okay boat. But I see that Suburban hiding up in the corner of your pic. Now that's a sweet ride!
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 06-15-2008, 03:46 PM

Rain here too. Pretty worried, as my last attempt to build an Ark failed miserably.

I bought a DIY Ark from Ikea a few months ago. I followed all the instructions to the T. Still, my Björn sank the first time I tried to test it.

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I thought the missing pieces wouldn't create a real problem. WELL THANK YOU IKEA!


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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 06-17-2008, 08:54 AM

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Of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark.
About that.....

Does that include negroids? Does God really want them to repopulate? I mean, if God decides, in His infinite wisdom, to flood the world, again, He must be trying to get rid of something right....?


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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 06-17-2008, 12:12 PM

I think two True Christians would be sufficient.


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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 07-11-2008, 09:54 AM

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Rain here too. Pretty worried, as my last attempt to build an Ark failed miserably.

I bought a DIY Ark from Ikea a few months ago. I followed all the instructions to the T. Still, my Björn sank the first time I tried to test it.

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I thought the missing pieces wouldn't create a real problem. WELL THANK YOU IKEA!

Hmm...a boat with missing pieces...WHO WOULDVE THUNK THAT ITD BE A PROBLEM!...hahaha...
ARKS! HAHHAHAHAHA...thats insanity...
sure,sure...noah was an impressive story in the bible...
But it doesnt mean you all should go out an build arks!
OH MY GOD! ITS RAINING HERE TOO! oh....s**t...looks like the worlds gonna flood!...
oh wait...whats taht?...
90's all weekend?
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hmmm...
i think i have spotted a whole in this theory...
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About that.....

Does that include negroids? Does God really want them to repopulate? I mean, if God decides, in His infinite wisdom, to flood the world, again, He must be trying to get rid of something right....?
He's probably giving Ham a second chance to get it right.





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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 07-11-2008, 11:32 AM

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Hmm...a boat with missing pieces...WHO WOULDVE THUNK THAT ITD BE A PROBLEM!...hahaha...
ARKS! HAHHAHAHAHA...thats insanity...
sure,sure...noah was an impressive story in the bible...
But it doesnt mean you all should go out an build arks!
OH MY GOD! ITS RAINING HERE TOO! oh....s**t...looks like the worlds gonna flood!...
oh wait...whats taht?...
90's all weekend?
...
hmmm...
i think i have spotted a whole in this theory...
...and the "whole" you have spotted is the whole of the Truth of The Bible (KJV 1611).





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I think you have a hole in your head. You're gonna drown with chinks and sinners.
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 07-12-2008, 01:47 AM

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I think you have a hole in your head. You're gonna drown with chinks and sinners.

What is a.. "Chink"?
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 07-12-2008, 02:24 AM

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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 07-12-2008, 02:26 AM

So.... An Asian?
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So.... An Asian?

Yes I guess you can refer to them as stinky slanty asians If you don't understand the word "chink" You are over 18 Right???

Pronuniciation for you: "Ch" "ink" "Ch" "ink" <-- Now just put it all together. Its really quite simply once you get it.


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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 07-22-2008, 11:51 PM

Congratulations on wasting your money on a boat for a flood that isn't going to happen. It's impossible for the world to flood from rain. The rain that comes from the sky first evaporates from the ground. So, although there is water coming from the sky, there is already less water on the ground. Therefor it can't flood. The only way for the world to flood is if every continent sinks below the ocean because of erosion, and that won't happen for billions of years.
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Congratulations on wasting your money on a boat for a flood that isn't going to happen. It's impossible for the world to flood from rain. The rain that comes from the sky first evaporates from the ground. So, although there is water coming from the sky, there is already less water on the ground. Therefor it can't flood. The only way for the world to flood is if every continent sinks below the ocean because of erosion, and that won't happen for billions of years.
I don't know where you've been lately A-Theist, but there have been a lot of floods recently. Add to that Al-Gore has been telling us that the polar ice caps are melting and sea levels will rise 20 feet. Now frankly I think the price of gas would come down if Al-Gore would stop flying around in his private jet telling people this kind of nonsense, but that is just my opinion.

If God wants to flood some people to punish them, well that is His prerogative.


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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 12:49 AM

I thought, please correct me if im wrong, that God promised humans in the bible that he would never destroy all of humanity like that every again.

Again please correct me if im wrong, im here to learn aswell
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 01:42 AM

Yes, the Bible states in Genesis 9:11- And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

So obviously we do not have to worry about the earth flooding again, but I can easily see Him wiping out a country or two of nasty sinners.


Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 02:16 AM

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Yes, the Bible states in Genesis 9:11- And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

So obviously we do not have to worry about the earth flooding again, but I can easily see Him wiping out a country or two of nasty sinners.
If only Jesus and the Madhi were here today...
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 06:53 AM

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