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Default Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-02-2007, 03:44 PM

Lapu Lapu is a Chinaman who worships some demon named Chi. He thinks this demon will protect him from a blow from a razor-sharp machete, and he attempts to prove it with hilarious results.

Here is a page with a link to the video.

That fellow's problem was that he relied on demons (chi) to protect him, instead of relying on the Holy Spirit to protect him. I can't be certain, but I am certain that I saw a demon fly out of that man at the last minute, just so it could sit back and cackle with glee as the man sliced his own arm open.


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-03-2007, 01:41 AM

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I am certain that I saw a demon fly out of that man at the last minute, just so it could sit back and cackle with glee as the man sliced his own arm open
I saw the same thing, brother.
This man was clearly demon-possessed and you can clearly see the demon leaving him at about 1:41, mere seconds before he hacks his arm open.

Oh well, that's what you get when you deal with demons!


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-03-2007, 04:29 AM

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Lapu Lapu is a Chinaman who worships some demon named Chi. He thinks this demon will protect him from a blow from a razor-sharp machete, and he attempts to prove it with hilarious results.
I'd say his problem was attempting something thoroughly stupid. Anyone of any belief who has an ounce of common sense wouldn't try that.

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Since you're so sure of the power of your god, what's stopping you making your own video and calling on your god or jeebuz to regrow/heal your arm? If you believe in the power of your god and jeebuz so much, here's your chance to prove it!
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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-03-2007, 04:34 AM

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I'd say his problem was attempting something thoroughly stupid. Anyone of any belief who has an ounce of common sense wouldn't try that.


Since you're so sure of the power of your god, what's stopping you making your own video and calling on your god or jeebuz to regrow/heal your arm? If you believe in the power of your god and jeebuz so much, here's your chance to prove it!
So what are you waiting for?
I'm really glad you brought this up, Rachael. God DOES test us with that very scenario. But God tells us to kill OTHER people, not ourselves. If you feel like hacking off your arm, that's SATAN talking to you, but if you hear a voice telling you to sacrifice your son, that's GOD! Usually He calls it off at the last minute and lets you kill a lamb instead, but you must be ready to demonstrate your faith at any time!


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I'm really glad you brought this up, Rachael. God DOES test us with that very scenario. But God tells us to kill OTHER people, not ourselves. If you feel like hacking off your arm, that's SATAN talking to you, but if you hear a voice telling you to sacrifice your son, that's GOD! Usually He calls it off at the last minute and lets you kill a lamb instead, but you must be ready to demonstrate your faith at any time!
I see.
So basically, to you, your god is all about proving faith by killing other people, hurting other people. Real nice.

It sounds to me more like the HUMAN writers of the bible were much happier with the idea of advocating murder rather than take the risk of claiming that faith in your god could cause a severed limb to reattach.
Why am I not surprised?



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Since you're so sure of the power of your god, what's stopping you making your own video and calling on your god or jeebuz to regrow/heal your arm? If you believe in the power of your god and jeebuz so much, here's your chance to prove it!
So what are you waiting for?
Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

Does that answer your question, witch? If God wanted my arm cut off, He's more than capable of doing it Himself.
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I see.
So basically, to you, your god is all about proving faith by killing other people, hurting other people.
What do you think He created other people for? It's not as though pagans or Mahommedans or Buddhists are good for anything else.
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It sounds to me more like the HUMAN writers of the bible were much happier with the idea of advocating murder rather than take the risk of claiming that faith in your god could cause a severed limb to reattach.
Why am I not surprised?
Friend, read the Bible. He healed the blind and brought people back from the dead! It seems highly likely that, through His servant Benny Hinn, He may be doing the very same thing to this day (although, since Hinn does have some Pennycostal tendencies, he might just be spazzing out.) What more do you want?


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And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said,
Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
Luke 4:12

It's God who tests us, Rachel, not the other way around.
If one tempts Him to prove Himself by protecting one from harm when it is not needed -
Giving Him a choice to either inflict pain and suffering upon such a blasphemer, or actually give this unnecessary protection:
He will choose to hurt such a one, because He has COMMANDED that one is not to test Him, and He always punish those who disobeys Him.
That's simple logic.


Your stupid paganist "religion" doesn't have this commandment however, Rachel..
So what's YOUR excuse for not taking a sword to your throat?
Do you lack faith in your false gods all of a sudden?


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-03-2007, 08:06 PM

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I see.
So basically, to you, your god is all about proving faith by killing other people, hurting other people. Real nice.
Yes, of course! What would petting a kitten prove? You must be willing to kill your children and drive a nail through the head of someone who trusts you to qualify for Salvation™.


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Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
Bah. That translates into: 'Do not attempt what will disprove this silly book.'

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Does that answer your question, witch? If God wanted my arm cut off, He's more than capable of doing it Himself.
Oh it answers the question alright, but not in the way you were intending.

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What do you think He created other people for? It's not as though pagans or Mahommedans or Buddhists are good for anything else.
I won't even begin with what's wrong with that thought of yours....

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Friend, read the Bible. He healed the blind and brought people back from the dead! It seems highly likely that, through His servant Benny Hinn, He may be doing the very same thing to this day (although, since Hinn does have some Pennycostal tendencies, he might just be spazzing out.) What more do you want?
Bah. To that crazy Benny Hinn, his universal 'cure for everything' is pushing people over.

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It's God who tests us, Rachel, not the other way around.
If one tempts Him to prove Himself by protecting one from harm when it is not needed -
Giving Him a choice to either inflict pain and suffering upon such a blasphemer, or actually give this unnecessary protection:
He will choose to hurt such a one, because He has COMMANDED that one is not to test Him, and He always punish those who disobeys Him.
That's simple logic.
So you view pain and death as proof of your faith yet your faith doesn't stretch to ask to heal a dire wound? Doesn't it say in the bible that with faith one could move entire mountains? It does, yet you wouldn't test it on a mere wound?

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Your stupid paganist "religion" doesn't have this commandment however, Rachel..
So what's YOUR excuse for not taking a sword to your throat?
Do you lack faith in your false gods all of a sudden?
Not at all, but I also don't lack common sense.

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Huh. Nice.
You know, people like you make me wonder, without the fear of 'hell' that's driven into you, would anyone even choose to follow your religion? Of course not, because it's barbaric and stupid, and those who do follow it are brainwashed by fear of 'hell'.
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Huh. Nice.
You know, people like you make me wonder, without the fear of 'hell' that's driven into you, would anyone even choose to follow your religion? Of course not, because it's barbaric and stupid, and those who do follow it are brainwashed by fear of 'hell'.
Your whole religion seems like a weird version of blackmail.
It isn't even close, but YOU have been warned, so start tithing or else!


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So you view pain and death as proof of your faith yet your faith doesn't stretch to ask to heal a dire wound? Doesn't it say in the bible that with faith one could move entire mountains? It does, yet you wouldn't test it on a mere wound?
Yes, I wouldn't TEST it on a mere wound.
But if it was NEEDED I'd pray and the wound would heal, if God willed it.
There's the difference, and not even you can be that stupid as to not see it..
God isn't a tool, He is God. You don't use God, He uses you.

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Not at all, but I also don't lack common sense.
So you have enough common sense to realize they can't really help you?
That makes me very glad. Mabye there is hope for you yet.

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Huh. Nice.
You know, people like you make me wonder, without the fear of 'hell' that's driven into you, would anyone even choose to follow your religion? Of course not, because it's barbaric and stupid, and those who do follow it are brainwashed by fear of 'hell'.
Your whole religion seems like a weird version of blackmail.
And your whole "religion" seem like nothing but an attempt at empowering yourself..
You pray to your so-called gods for things, expecting to get them, yet you give nothing in return:
Nor do they make any demands on you, or ever excercise their power in any way except to reward the believers.. Yeah right.
Such nonsense is either made up to make it's believers feel powerful, or it's simply demons leading you astray from Christ.
Probably both - It's made up by demons to make fools like you feel powerful while you willingly depart from the love of Jesus Christ.

Are you too blind to see this?
There is still hope for you, Rachel, reject your false gods and dead idols and worship the living God and His Son Jesus Christ.
For only HE can get you to Heaven.

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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 02:45 PM

Somehow I doubt the truth of this thread.


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 02:52 PM

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Somehow I doubt the truth of this thread.
Somehow I doubt you're capable of gathering enough wits to write anything else than stupid one-liners.


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 02:53 PM

You know how that make sme giggle?


How you responded with a one-liner. Yes, stupid reason to giggle.
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You know how that make sme giggle?


How you responded with a one-liner. Yes, stupid reason to giggle.

Unless of course you can respond with some evidence to show the truth in this video?
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You know how that make sme giggle?


How you responded with a one-liner. Yes, stupid reason to giggle.
What a great retort considering the fact that I'm known around here for my habit of making one-liner posts..


Silly child, write a real argument and maybe I'll give you more than 1 or 2 lines of my time.


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What a great retort considering the fact that I'm known around here for my habit of making one-liner posts..


Silly child, write a real argument and maybe I'll give you more than 1 or 2 lines of my time.




A real argument? Really, what would be the point. All you would do is either quote from that silly bible, or make up false claims.
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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 03:06 PM

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I won't even begin with what's wrong with that thought of yours....
Because there is NOTHING wrong with it!
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Not at all, but I also don't lack common sense.
So what does your "common sense" lead you to believe about your false demon "gods"? They exist, but don't have the power to heal you? They have the power to heal you, but don't want to? Either way, worshipping them doesn't seem too sensible.

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Somehow I doubt the truth of this thread.
Did you watch that video?
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Unless of course you can respond with some evidence to show the truth in this video?
What about your own eyes, you monumental idiot?


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Default Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons - 10-04-2007, 03:07 PM

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A real argument? Really, what would be the point. All you would do is either quote from that silly bible, or make up false claims.
..Contrary to what you do now you mean?
Yours is a cowards excuse if I've ever seen one.

If you have no real purpose here, and is only here to be a silly annoyance and a waste of Jesus bandwidth, then get thee hence.


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