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Exclamation Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-22-2013, 03:00 AM

How far have we fallen since that brief glimmer of hope we once faintly held for California in 2008 when they illegalized queer marriage through Proposition 8.

Now that fag loving hippie DEMONCRAP Jerry Brown has gone and done this unspeakable perversion!

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(CNN) -- California has become the first state in the nation to allow transgendered students to choose which school bathrooms and locker rooms to use and which sport teams to join based on their gender identity.
Gov. Jerry Brown signed Assembly Bill No. 1266 into law Monday. The law will go in to effect January 1.
The law is the nation's first that specifically requires equal access to public school facilities and activities based on gender identity, though some states have general policies to the same effect, said Shannon Price Minter, legal director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights -- one of several groups backing the legislation.
Devon Marchant, a transgender nursing student at Folsom Lake Community College, applauded the new law.
"I mentor families across the nation, and I believe this will give them the opportunity to participate in extracurricular activities or sports without fear of discrimination or prejudice against transgender people," Marchant told CNN affiliate KCRA.
Some parents opposed it.
"Just because they're confused doesn't mean they have to confuse everybody else," Maria Garcia told CNN affiliate KXTV.
Jordan Borja, a senior at Tokay High School in Lodi, had mixed feelings.
"I would feel uncomfortable if somebody was to walk in the bathroom and they'd be transgender," she told KXTV. "I mean, I'm not against it, but I'd feel really uncomfortable about it."
But some said the law reflects the times.
"Times are changing, and it's not going to get any different," parent Pam Judson told KXTV. "Other things are going to come up in the future that people aren't going to be happy with. But, you know, life is changing."


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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-22-2013, 10:54 AM

So basically, California has legalized rape.


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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-22-2013, 03:36 PM

Not only have the legalized it, Brother, they teach the school children how to grab their ankles and prepare for it. They call it "Gay History," or some such thing.



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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-22-2013, 04:20 PM

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So basically, California has legalized rape.
Not legialize rape Brother Billy Bob - made it mandatory. No straight man (as in white, Republican and Baptist) will be safe in restroom, cheep hotel room or Wallmart aisle from being raped by roving gangs of transvestites hoped up on cheep Obamacare funded drugs.

I think I speak for all the men here that I for one do not want to be bent over a display counter for Fuby Babies so some drag queen with a twelve inch tallywacker can have his way with me!



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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-22-2013, 04:54 PM

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Not legialize rape Brother Billy Bob - made it mandatory. No straight man (as in white, Republican and Baptist) will be safe in restroom, cheep hotel room or Wallmart aisle from being raped by roving gangs of transvestites hoped up on cheep Obamacare funded drugs.

I think I speak for all the men here that I for one do not want to be bent over a display counter for Fuby Babies so some drag queen with a twelve inch tallywacker can have his way with me!
I never go into a public restroom, if I can avoid it. At the bare minimum all you find is a crusty groin high hole in the stall, but it is entirely possible to walk in on a full blown gay orgy!

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Moreover he that goeth into the house all the while that it is shut up shall be unclean until the even.

Most church bathrooms are ok so long as they're Baptist. We all know which 'church' restrooms are hotbeds of gay sex and smelly rosary beads

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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-22-2013, 04:59 PM

Big Sodomy may have won a major battle in MARA (Mandatory Anal Rape Act of 2013), but Jesus will protect us and win the war for our souls ultimately. They will eventually run out of pressurized semen to inject into men's asses. Not too long from now at this rate.


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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-23-2013, 01:05 AM

I would have to agree that the immediate and merciless, utter destruction of the entire State of California and every pervert, socialist liberal and multi level marketing executive there within would be the best cure for the blight that oozes from that awful place. A rain of fire and brimstone would be cleansing and most welcome, at least by those not in California anyway.

However, let us not overlook the possibility of a mighty earthquake severing the poxed areas and sinking them into the sea. Also, most of the population lives between the mountains and the Pacific Ocean, so a great Godly wave could be employed to wash the land clean. Either of these two possibilities could be used by God, in conjunction with pillars of fire, mighty winds and, as was mentioned, a rain of fire from the heavens.

Oh, Lord, hurry the day.


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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-23-2013, 03:21 AM

Is anyone surprised by this, given that California spawned the perverted Disney Illuminati!?



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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-23-2013, 10:29 PM

What else can you expect from the Canada of Mexico?
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Default Re: Please dear Lord, rain fire and brimstone from the sky on California. - 08-24-2013, 02:14 AM

I expect them to stay on their side of the line.

But I also expect that life is so bad in both those places the wetbacks and the snowbacks would be willing to risk getting shot by the border patrol for a chance at a better life.

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