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Default Threats against Atheists - 07-21-2020, 07:37 PM

God is quite clear:


De:28:15: But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
De:28:31: Thine ox shall be slain before thine eyes, and thou shalt not eat thereof: thine ass shall be violently taken away from before thy face, and shall not be restored to thee: thy sheep shall be given unto thine enemies, and thou shalt have none to rescue them.

I mention this as the Elders of Landover Church have received a complaint about this notice.


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The Elders of Landover Church, in the spirit of transparency and Christianity, are now accepting opinions as to whether the notice is offensive.


I will remind you that

For

The notice is on private property - the yard of a Silver Tither - outside the Gated Community.
The sentiments reflect the message of the verses above.
There is no threat to kill.
Saving souls is a serious business.
There is a right to free speech

Against

There seems to be no acceptance of diversity
It may be contrary to the United Nations Convention on Biological Warfare.
The Media may become involved.
The spelling requires correction.
The bogey upon which the notice is displayed looks suspiciously like one that went missing at the last Hog-Roast.


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Exclamation Re: Threats against Atheists - 07-22-2020, 02:53 AM

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... The spelling requires correction. ...
Bro Bathfire (With "bro", I'm using the new small talk of today's youth ),

I wonder if the word that seems misspelled ("athetits") is actually a new "fad" of teen language... It seems legit and a good and a useful abbreviation for "female atheist", hence the reference to "tits" (sorry for the vulgarity). It could certainly be the new small talk that the kids do so awfully well. Perhaps we should not be sniggering at it but embrace it as a suitably derogatory term to use against abominable deniers of Lord Jesus! To be a woman atheist aka athetit is a double entendre against God:

1 Corinthians 11:9
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Furthermore, is this really biological warfare? Why would the athetit die of Covid-19 when she’d come through influenza right enough the year before? Now what call would an athetit with that strength in her have to die of Covid?

These are important issues. I do admit that this requires a full spelling reform discussion with a committee of Pastors, Creation Scientists and Homeschooling Mothers attending and it should be the foremost priority of the Church as it could become the pivotal tool to win even two-digit souls for Christ!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Threats against Atheists - 07-22-2020, 03:47 AM

Really, why would anyone, member of LBC or not, complain about this sign. Atheists are being given fair warning.

What I like about it is it signals we Christians are no longer playing defense. We are all about offense. We're not going to sit around and take it anymore.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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