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Default Landover won’t be able to use unborn fetuses for hell house 2019 now? - 05-30-2019, 04:22 PM

I’ve always been a fan of Landover Baptist Church’s Deacon Fred. I have admired his use of decorating the hell house every Halloween with unborn fetuses to burn in flames at the end of the night to scare atheists and young women into keeping their rape babies. My only concern with the abortion laws is that there’ll be no more unborn fetuses to use as decoration. No more smell of hellbound unsaved babies in flames. How is Landover Baptist Church going to scare the unsaved this year? I thought about it and I think it’s best if this is planned ahead of time to prepare. I’m really happy rape babies will finally be born 100 percent but there needs to be a new way now to save the unbelievers now.



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Question Re: Landover won’t be able to use unborn fetuses for hell house 2019 now? - 05-30-2019, 05:33 PM

This is indeed a conundrum. If women can't get abortions, then how can LBC get murdered fetuses to scare women away from getting abortions? Clearly these new anti-abortion laws are a pro-choice plot to erode the rights of Christians even further. By banning abortions, they've made it impossible to protest abortions. I'm not ashamed to call myself pro-life, and I think I've come up with a compromise solution: legalize abortion for racial minorities. Them we can have fetuses to use to scare white women away from getting abortions they can't legally get in the first place.

This is what Jesus would want. Pro-choice is anti-Christ! Legalize colored abortions now!


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Default Re: Landover won’t be able to use unborn fetuses for hell house 2019 now? - 05-30-2019, 05:45 PM

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This is indeed a conundrum. If women can't get abortions, then how can LBC get murdered fetuses to scare women away from getting abortions? Clearly these new anti-abortion laws are a pro-choice plot to erode the rights of Christians even further. By banning abortions, they've made it impossible to protest abortions. I'm not ashamed to call myself pro-life, and I think I've come up with a compromise solution: legalize abortion for racial minorities. Them we can have fetuses to use to scare white women away from getting abortions they can't legally get in the first place.

This is what Jesus would want. Pro-choice is anti-Christ! Legalize colored abortions now!
I agree, but we cannot let racial minorities to take decisions on abortions. So the people of God has to decide which babies are aborted and which aren't. For example, submissive couples will more likely have submissive babies, good for hard work.


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Default Re: Landover won’t be able to use unborn fetuses for hell house 2019 now? - 05-30-2019, 06:24 PM

Aborting N̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶ (Ham) babies seems like it would indeed actually do God a service. White women would still step over them in the hell house but I think if you just say they are dirty that it should be fine. We just have to read Genesis 9 to know they are a curse. Attempting to eradicate it would be a good justification for this exception yes?


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Aborting N̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶ (Ham) babies seems like it would indeed actually do God a service ... Attempting to eradicate it would be a good justification for this exception yes?
Yes and no. The Bible tells us that no bastard can get into Heaven (Deuteronomy 23:2). Approximately 67% of negro babies are born to unwed mothers. The 33% of negroes born to married parents should not be killed in the womb because they have a chance of salvation. If they choose to squander this chance (and the vast, vast majority of them will), they can be aborted at a later date by law enforcement officials, drug overdoses, or, most likely, by other coons. These legitimate darkies, however, do not concern us here. The bastard darkies are unsaveable. Even if one of them were to give himself over to Christ, live a blameless life according to the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, build churches, and convert hundreds of unbelievers, after his death Jesus would still dropkick his sorry black ass straight into the pit of Hell because his wicked parents fornicated out of wedlock. Not that this would ever happen, because he would in all probability be just another ghetto "gangsta" smoking "blunts" and "bustin' caps." Does it really matter if such vile people die in the womb or at the age of 99? They'll still wind up in Hell.

God wants us to slay heathen children (Hosea 13:16). We are prevented from doing this by man's law, which God wants us to follow (Titus 3:1). However, in most states and in many countries, it is legal to murder unborn children. Killing the unborn child of a True Christian™ (Exodus 20:13) woman would be an abominable sin. However, killing hellbound heathen fetuses, like the bastards I just described (Deuteronomy 23:2), or cripples and retards (Leviticus 21:17-20) is perfectly in line with God's word and makes Jesus smile.


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Default Re: Landover won’t be able to use unborn fetuses for hell house 2019 now? - 05-30-2019, 07:44 PM

Well, let’s just lobby Alabama to make it a law and hope that it goes to the newly conservative Supreme Court. We can make this happen Mister Lukes .


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I agree, but we cannot let racial minorities to take decisions on abortions. So the people of God has to decide which babies are aborted and which aren't. For example, submissive couples will more likely have submissive babies, good for hard work.

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There's a bit of choice, isn't there, dear Brother? I can probably guess which one you have in mind, but I shall leave it to the Great Unwashed as-yet Unsaved to reply, as I have no desire for a golden statue.


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There's a bit of choice, isn't there, dear Brother? I can probably guess which one you have in mind, but I shall leave it to the Great Unwashed as-yet Unsaved to reply, as I have no desire for a golden statue.
The statue has no depiction of any God, demi-God, false God, or person whatsoever. It is like an Emmy, but for people knowing the Bible.
It is kind of cheating if a True Christian answers, yes, so I prefer an unsaved thrash to be the first.


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The statue has no depiction of any God, demi-God, false God, or person whatsoever. It is like an Emmy, but for people knowing the Bible.
We have no need of such rewards - ours awaits us (and the sooner the better) in the form of an entry ticket to God's Eternal Realm! So, as you say, it is only fair that we allow the UnSaved the opportunity to actually learn something.


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