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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,158
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 05:22 AM
I hope you are having a blessed day. Here is a modest cake for you:
On a completely unrelated note, how is that border wall coming along?
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 07:16 AM
God bless you, lesser Brother in God! According to the estimates of our Godly Creation science team, you one on in the 1:100,000,000 Mexicans who will eventually open the locks when Jesus knocks.
It is even possible that you will have a relatively light Caucasian complexion one Jesus takes us up into Heaven! Until that time and wishing for this Birthday to be your Last!
Revelation 1:5
And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 07:22 AM
The Messican?! You're still here? OK, as a special birthday tithe you may mow my lawn an extra time this week, that's what you've been doing, right? Or are you one of my graduated houseboys? I've told ya that once you've been through my thoro tutelage, I no longer have any use for you and you can service Jesus in other ways! Unless you can bring them tacos that you make so well. Anyway, I'll try to squeeze in a short prayer for you and as you know, even the shortest of my prayers is worth more than 2000 years of bliss in Heaven! Gotta go. The Donnie needs some extra spiritual help with his swing.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,776
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 10:28 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez. As your gift, we have shipped you I don't know how many tons of genuine Portland cement (extra strong) for the Mexican side of the wall and some of the better architectural quality for the US side. I hope you will find this useful.
With very best wishes,
JL-V
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 12:15 PM
Hi and thank you all very much.These are hard day's here in the border, trying to build that wall. It is getting harder to make those messicans pay for it.
Well the future of the wall depends on you: Trump couldn't done it in the first coming. He needs a second coming to accomplish everything he promised. And that is the best gift you can give me: vote Trump, and pray for him.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 01:36 PM
Happy birthday, Brother Gonzales! I have arranged for new mower blades, not just sharpened ones.
I thought it was tomorrow, being you are on the other side of the Equator.
I've arranged for a few cases of this to be sent to you as I hear some of the wood is wet and not burning well. Yake pictures of the festivities.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Posts: 4,899
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 02:12 PM
Happy Birthday to you, dear Brother Gonzalez, and may the richly bless you, keep you, and surround you with great Love! I hope you will enjoy the little cake that I've made for your blessed day.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Posts: 1,003
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Gonzalez! -
09-27-2019, 10:27 PM
Greetings!
A very happy birthday to you my brown friend! My custom is to smoke a large spliff with and in honor of my friends upon the occasion of their birthday. I usually smoke it with them but you are far away on the other side of the world so I shall smoke it myself to honor you. Then I will have a hearty meal of okra and tomatoes and ask Jah to bless you with fruitfulness and other good things.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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