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10-11-2006, 06:58 PM
I'm not racist at all how could i be anyway I have a greek father a scottish mother a black uncle and am a very un racist person. I think all racial discrimination is wrong. Even if the so called bible tells you to!
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The satanic michael jackson "curse"?
Get thee hence, demon!
No matter what skintone you can change into with the help of your master; you'll still be a pie-stealing nigra demon!
You damned racist.
Stop this racial profiling of me at once.
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10-11-2006, 07:00 PM
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The satanic michael jackson "curse"?
Get thee hence, demon!
No matter what skintone you can change into with the help of your master; you'll still be a pie-stealing nigra demon!
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Dude, what part of "White as a white thing" makes you think I'm as black as the ace of spades?!
However, at this time of year, I might be inclined to look a bit like THIS:
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10-11-2006, 07:02 PM
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I'm not racist at all how could i be anyway I have a greek father a scottish mother a black uncle and am a very un racist person. I think all racial discrimination is wrong. Even if the so called bible tells you to!
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I see.. So a WHITE AMERICAN relative would be unthinkable for you?
You disgusting racist.
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
10-11-2006, 07:02 PM
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I'm not racist at all how could i be anyway I have a greek father a scottish mother a black uncle and am a very un racist person. I think all racial discrimination is wrong. Even if the so called bible tells you to!
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I thought you had some Greek in you.
Does your father dress like this Homer?
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10-11-2006, 07:07 PM
I have no american relatives (thats not my fault) i have canadian though.
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I see.. So a WHITE AMERICAN relative would be unthinkable for you?
You disgusting racist.
Get thee hence, demon!
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10-11-2006, 07:08 PM
no obviously he dresses like a normally person. Duh! How stupid do you guys get it's unbileavable!
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I thought you had some Greek in you.
Does your father dress like this Homer?
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10-11-2006, 07:08 PM
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Dude, what part of "White as a white thing" makes you think I'm as black as the ace of spades?!
However, at this time of year, I might be inclined to look a bit like THIS:
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10-11-2006, 07:11 PM
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You're taking the piss, right?
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10-11-2006, 07:12 PM
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no obviously he dresses like a normally person. Duh! How stupid do you guys get it's unbileavable!
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I'm tempted to give you Infraction points for dreadful spelling on Gods© favourite Forum!
Now who's stupid Homer?
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10-11-2006, 07:13 PM
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I'm tempted to give you Infraction points for dreadful spelling on Gods© favourite Forum!
Now who's stupid Homer?
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10-11-2006, 07:15 PM
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Now who's stupid Homer?
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10-11-2006, 08:05 PM
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Dude, what part of "White as a white thing" makes you think I'm as black as the ace of spades?!
However, at this time of year, I might be inclined to look a bit like THIS:
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
10-11-2006, 08:13 PM
Ummm, it's called FOOTBALL, or as you ignoramuses call it: SOCCER.
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Re: Chav worse than Goth -
10-11-2006, 08:22 PM
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Ummm, it's called FOOTBALL, or as you ignoramuses call it: SOCCER.
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It looks suspiciously like one man trying to grab another man's body to me.
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10-11-2006, 08:23 PM
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It looks suspiciously like one man trying to grab another man's body to me.
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Yeah, and American Football, with all its grabbing and pulling etc, isn't THE gayest sport in the world??
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10-11-2006, 08:32 PM
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It looks suspiciously like one man trying to grab another man's body to me.
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no not everyones as sick minded as you! It is FOOTBALL everyone knows that not anything else you idiot!
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10-11-2006, 08:36 PM
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Yeah, and American Football, with all its grabbing and pulling etc, isn't THE gayest sport in the world??
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You don't grope in football, you knock the other guy on down as hard as you can, preferably breaking his back in the process. Admittedly that may be what homer sex is like in England Anyway a good solid afternoon of watching high school manfully injuring each other is about as Christian as it gets.
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10-11-2006, 08:39 PM
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Anyway a good solid afternoon of watching high school manfully injuring each other is about as Christian as it gets.
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So, basically, you watch guys groping eachother?
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10-11-2006, 08:54 PM
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So, basically, you watch guys groping eachother?
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Friend,
Let's try to get that mental image of guys in shorts prancing around after ball out of your head. As I have said this is football, not soccer. I mean considering soccer is so blatantly homer you can't touch the ball so you are hands free for the grab ass. In football you can’t grab the other guys ass when your hands are wrapped around his neck.
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10-11-2006, 09:46 PM
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Friend,
Let's try to get that mental image of guys in shorts prancing around after ball out of your head. As I have said this is football, not soccer. I mean considering soccer is so blatantly homer you can't touch the ball so you are hands free for the grab ass. In football you can’t grab the other guys ass when your hands are wrapped around his neck.
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But surely American football is the SISSY'S version of rugby? You know, with all the padding and that? If you were a REAL man, as your, ahem, sister says, you'd take a beating like a man, would you not??
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