[Warrior in Christ]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

....Your serious? Wow..I thought it was just a Legal thing.

So, how is the paypal "Godly"? Did you teach a pastor HTML or something?

It's Godly because the LORD commands that you should Tithe and give to the LORD to make your life better.

Proverbs 3:9-10
9Honour the LORD with thy substance, and with the firstfruits of all thine increase:
10So shall thy barns be filled with plenty, and thy presses shall burst out with new wine.

It's important to Honor the LORD with your Substance, as much as possible, and as many times as possible. Your Substance pleases the LORD and by giving Substance to the LORD it SHOULD please you too. Maybe there will be hope for you Son, if you'll just read the Bible and give it a try. Those other ways you learned in the past were just watered down versions of True Christianity, maybe if you saw it our way, you'd like it. Of course, if you don't.... you'll just burn in hell for an eternity.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

....Your serious? Wow..I thought it was just a Legal thing.

So, how is the paypal "Godly"? Did you teach a pastor HTML or something?

Our Pastors have no need to learn from a mere female such a myself.
By the wonders of the Innernets all money Donated goes on to assist our Pastors carry out their work spreading the True Christian™ Word of Our Lord Jesus.
Anything that helps spread The Word is Godly to me.

[Zero_Shift (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Warrior in Christ

It's Godly because the LORD commands that you should Tithe and give to the LORD to make your life better.

Proverbs 3:9-10
9Honour the LORD with thy substance, and with the firstfruits of all thine increase:
10So shall thy barns be filled with plenty, and thy presses shall burst out with new wine.

It's important to Honor the LORD with your Substance, as much as possible, and as many times as possible. Your Substance pleases the LORD and by giving Substance to the LORD it SHOULD please you too. Maybe there will be hope for you Son, if you'll just read the Bible and give it a try. Those other ways you learned in the past were just watered down versions of True Christianity, maybe if you saw it our way, you'd like it. Of course, if you don't.... you'll just burn in hell for an eternity.

OHHHHH I'd better Repent now.. lest I burn!

Tried christianty, got baptised, treated people like dung in the name of "jesus", got Jaded, left. (Still have the T-Shirt, makes a great floor scrubber) So, I'll pass on Salvation, thanks anyway.

[MoonFlower]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

*smiles* Dont worry, you seem to be in the same boat as me. I'll tell you when the raid will beguin so you can take cover. ^^

TAKE COVER? Just where do you expect me to do that?!

That's it! I'm digging a bunker!

Moon

PS - It would be awful nice of you to take me on one of those triangle planes (stealth I think... )

[Warrior in Christ]

It's important for the Pastors to raise money, how else are they supposed to finance their private airplanes and mission trips? Being a Soldier is hard, but being a Pastor for the Landover Baptist Church truly takes an uncommon fortitude unseen in the common man, they are surely blessed by Jesus himself!

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

Hmm...so Have I, but your not falling at my feet.

That's because you unsaved trash. I does not bow to unsaved trash, and neither did the LORD!

Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. - Matthew 4:8-10

Now, if you had killed more mooselimbs than Brother Warrior and you was Saved©, I mighta considered it (though I sure wouldn't be worshippin' yo behind!). As it is, it don't really matter if you kills the mooselimbs or the mooselimbs kills you... either way, it's gonna be less unsaved folk in the world. Hallelujah!

[Zero_Shift (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Our Pastors have no need to learn from a mere female such a myself.

.....And equal rights were destroyed by that statement. Thanks sister for undermining the Constution...

they are surely blessed by Jesus himself!

Yeah...or by Extorting there flock grunty, Exactly why you don't like Catholics (among other reasons)

It would be awful nice of you to take me on one of those triangle planes (stealth I think... ) old

Thats a B2 Spirtit btw, worked on those, they rock.

[Zero_Shift (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by sista Lateefah

That's because you unsaved trash. I does not bow to unsaved trash

So, is this like Scientology? Do I have to give money to be a "True christian?" or just kiss up to one?

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

Thats a B2 Spirtit btw, worked on those, they rock.

Wasn't that also called a "Wobbly Goblin?"

Suits you!!

[Zero_Shift (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Wasn't that also called a "Wobbly Goblin?"

Suits you!!

Meh, to each his own. The B2 was easy to work on...till you had to pull an Engine...then it was hell.

[Warrior in Christ]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

Meh, to each his own. The B2 was easy to work on...till you had to pull an Engine...then it was hell.

I assigned you a negative reputation, because so far you've done nothing but slander God's name. If you'd like to check the comments on why you've received a bad mark check your "user CP." Keep it up Sinner, you're well on your way to hell already.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

So, is this like Scientology? Do I have to give money to be a "True christian?" or just kiss up to one?

We are nothing like Sintology. How dare you.

Loving Donations and Tithing are purely on a Voluntary basis, but obviously as True Christians™ we do so out of Love in the hope of further Eternal Salvation when Jesus decides to take us.

[Zero_Shift (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

We are nothing like Sintology. How dare you.

Loving Donations and Tithing are purely on a Voluntary basis, but obviously as True Christians™ we do so out of Love in the hope of further Eternal Salvation when Jesus decides to take us.

Yeah..like Scientologists. And come on, at least spell it right. How hard can it be to copy and paste. Come one, say it with me, Ctrl+C = COPY Ctrl+V = PASTE. Thanks

(this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Chaos Mage)

[MoonFlower]

Can we please try not to piss him off...these boys are trigger-happy from what I hear.... and I like my forrest. I would hate to see it blown to bits.

Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

Yeah..like Scientologists. And come on, at least spell it right. How hard can it be to copy and paste. Come one, say it with me, Ctrl+C = COPY Ctrl+V = PASTE. Thanks

(this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Chaos Mage)

Nobody is allowed to put a True Christian woman in her place but a True Christian man. Your heathen ways and homersexural tendencies make you less than a human, in fact, according to the Bible(KJV1611) YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION! So you have come here to insult Godly Christians, you couldn't hide your true nature for long. Next thing you'll tell me is that you're a demoncrat, they're even worse than heathens.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

Yeah..like Scientologists. And come on, at least spell it right. How hard can it be to copy and paste. Come one, say it with me, Ctrl+C = COPY Ctrl+V = PASTE. Thanks

(this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Chaos Mage)

I spelt it correctly. All these False Cults begin with a Sin.
Any more back-chat from you sonny and you'll pick up some Infraction Points.
By the way, did you mean to say "come one" or was your Boyfriend trying to get you away from your sticky Keyboard?

[Zero_Shift (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Warrior in Christ

Nobody is allowed to put a True Christian woman in her place but a True Christian man. Your heathen ways and homosexual tendencies make you less than a human, in fact, according to the Bible(KJV1611) YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION! So you have come here to insult Godly Christians, you couldn't hide your true nature for long. Next thing you'll tell me is that you're a demoncrat, they're even worse than heathens.

Hmmm.. Abomination? I beg to differ, I just have a bit more then half a brain. And I "Couden't hide my true nature?" My dear Grunty, I wasn't trying. And by the way, what evidence do you have that I am homosexual? Or does "Proof of what we don't know is true" AKA Faith, apply to this too?

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

I spelt it correctly. All these False Cults begin with a Sin.
Any more back-chat from you sonny and you'll pick up some Infraction Points.
By the way, did you mean to say "come one" or was your Boyfriend trying to get you away from your sticky Keyboard?

OHHHHHH Infraction points....I'm so scared I'm gonna Repent....yeah, right.

And I'm just expressing my opinion, As are you, though in a way without any basis in reality... Have you all become so Immature and Ignorant that you have to call me gay like we were in High School? I guess so...

[Warrior in Christ]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

Hmmm.. Abomination? I beg to differ, I just have a bit more then half a brain. And I "Couden't hide my true nature?" My dear Grunty, I wasn't trying. And by the way, what evidence do you have that I am homosexual? Or does "Proof of what we don't know is true" AKA Faith, apply to this too?



OHHHHHH Infraction points....I'm so scared I'm gonna Repent....yeah, right.

And I'm just expressing my opinion, As are you, though in a way without any basis in reality... Have you all become so Immature and Ignorant that you have to call me gay like we were in High School? I guess so...

It's not immature, it's God's way. If you're truly wondering WHY you received infraction points, detailed accounts of what you did and which specific rules you've broken will be shown to you in your "USER CP" which can be found on the toolbar on the lefthand side of the screen. Maybe if you'd just see the error in your ways and change you'd be accepted and become one of us, TRUE GODLY CHRISTIANS.

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Zero_Shift

And I'm just expressing my opinion, As are you, though in a way without any basis in reality... Have you all become so Immature and Ignorant that you have to call me gay like we were in High School? I guess so...

If you does not want to be called that, you should nots act like that. A good way to repent of yo homer behavior would be to accept Christ and tithe to LBC. That way we know you is interested in becoming a real man (and all True Christian™ mens be real mens).

[MoonFlower]

Wait.....he plays for the other team?! DAMN! There go my fantasies!


Moon