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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 10:25 AM

Ah! And now we see the violence and hatred of the Anglican congregation. Their father's hand, Satan, is never far from the surface.

You may wish to Google "Womb-fury" it accounts for a lot in women.





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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 10:29 AM

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It was piffleing sarcasm your sexist ignorant pig.
Why are you so angry? I simply thought you had seen the error of your ways, and had considered repenting for your waywardness. It was an honest mistake. I don't blame you. You know not what you do.

However, I do suggest you get a man to proofread your posts before you post them. It seems you are unable to control your emotions, which is normal for a woman, but highly disrespectful in a house of GOD.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 10:30 AM

I'm only hating on people suck as yourselves because of many reasons. You need to step back and take a good hard look at yourselves, and see how you are actually treating other people. It's completely wrong, the way you act and some of the things you say. The majority of the world would see what you do as wrong, so see yourselves as the minority. And I'm glad you don't consider Anglicans like you, I'd hate to be associated with freaks. I'm happy being the accepting, God loving Christian I am.

And really? Aren't you old enough to be able to handle one swear word? And understand that people aren't all the same (God gave us free will). And you don't have to use them, but I can.

So please, get off your high horses, stop trying to convince me, and others that you're better than everyone else, because you are not. You're some of the most horrible people I have ever encountered.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 12:50 PM

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I'm a woman, therefore I'm far too stupid.
Then why are you still here?


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 01:08 PM

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Then why are you still here?
Because you people are ignorant and sexist and it provides me with entertainment.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 01:12 PM

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Because you people are ignorant and sexist and it provides me with entertainment.
Our entertainment will be to see you burn in Hell for all eternity!

How little we care about your insults:

Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 01:29 PM

Dw, my form of entertainment has been ruined by the fact that I found out this is a true religion site.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...3411728_Church


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Because you people are ignorant and sexist and it provides me with entertainment.
If your entertainment is reading our post that you think are sexist, trust me, you can find the same entertainment anywhere else. Specially by reading faqs and funny jokes. For the funny jokes part, most ppl say that Blond+sluts are the most stupid(By sluts, i mean woman who dress in a way meant to attracting.)

For the faqs: Bigger brains size matter for intellectual ability. Men are known to have bigger brains then woman. If you want to have more fun with faqs, check this link

http://www.angryharry.com/esMenareMo...tthanWomen.htm

I also want to add that its the fault of the politic that you think we are sexist, but we are not. We just know our position and you should learn about yours.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 02:15 PM

Too bad I'm brunette.
And like I said, my form on entertainment is now gone. But I'm sure, unfortunately, there are people like this out there.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-25-2010, 02:37 PM

@amymareexx Do not worry about being a brunette. They can go to Heaven too! #John 14:1-4


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-30-2010, 11:30 PM

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there are people like this out there
Like what?


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 05-10-2010, 10:47 AM

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 05-14-2010, 08:36 PM

@lachraug I have seen more people say this. Can you please explain to me what you mean? #1 Corinthians 10:6-13


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 05-19-2010, 09:00 PM

I just want to know if you are sexist?
sorry but women can do anything men can.
Im a man, I love God I am a very good christian.
Dont Masturbate, Dont watch much TV, Exercise because god wants us to be in good shape, and in my church's band. I Love everyone and hate noone, god wants us to have love in our hearts. God is Love and the Devil is Hate and Discrimination. I suggest you start treating everyone the same.
Have a good life and continue loving god
but without hate
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sorry but women can do anything men can.
Im a man, I love God I am a very good christian.
These two sentences don't even work together.

Which Bible are YOU reading, pal?

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Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
[35] And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


Better get that Book you're reading checked. Are you sure it's even a Bible?


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 05-19-2010, 09:33 PM

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That's not what you said here. You wouldn't trying to mislead us, would you?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 05-20-2010, 09:14 PM

@Giveemvenomkid How can you say you love God if you ignore that nice Bible He created for us? #Proverbs 6:16-19


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 05-28-2010, 05:14 AM

AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION, WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE, THE CHILDREN, AGREE WITH YOUR VIEWS ON BOTH WOMEN BEING INFERIOR, AND THAT THEY SHOULD BE RESTRICTED FROM INTERNET ACCESS.

BE IT UNTO GOD IF OUR MOTHERS WERE TO STRAY FROM THEIR DUTIES TO PARTAKE IN THE SINS OF MEN, THEN WE WOULD HAVE NO FUTURE.

PRAISE BE TO GOD.
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