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Default Hello people - 10-06-2013, 01:53 AM

So I decided to make an intro thread. I don't go to church and I am not a Christian.

Anyways......I'll give you two good films to watch
Hahahahahahahahahaha.........

1. A Serbian Film (Go ahead and watch it! Its great for the whole family!)
2. Cannibal Holocaust

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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 02:12 AM

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So I decided to make an intro thread.
Not much of one, I'll say.

Tell us about yourself, how many children you have, where you live, and how you came to trample Jesus' Holy Word under foot.

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I don't go to church and I am not a Christian.
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Anyways......I'll give you two good films to watch
Hahahahahahahahahaha.........

1. A Serbian Film (Go ahead and watch it! Its great for the whole family!)
2. Cannibal Holocaust

Enjoy!
Now why would True Believers™ be interested in anything other than films that glorify Jesus?

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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 02:24 AM

I don't have children. Well, maybe you guys should start a thread about what movies to not watch. Really disturbing movies.

Heres some examples:

1. A Serbian Film
2. Cannibal Holocaust
3. Martyrs
4. Inside
5. Irreversible
6. I Spit on Your Grave
7. Dogtooth
8. Sal or 120 Days of Sodom

I don't think you all would be willing to watch these movies or would you.......
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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 03:07 AM

This is shocking. I am new here myself and seeing someone try to provoke a controversy is hurtful.

Ms Wilson, read your Bible. Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well.

The Word of God hasn't changed, Ms Wilson, and unless you like the idea of spending eternity upside down in a lake of fire and maybe even boiling poop, I would recommend that you try as hard as you can to get saved.

It may be too late for a wretched whore like you, but if you accept the Word of God, you can still be saved and then I will welcome you with a big hug into our family of believers.
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This is shocking. I am new here myself and seeing someone try to provoke a controversy is hurtful.

Ms Wilson, read your Bible. Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well.

The Word of God hasn't changed, Ms Wilson, and unless you like the idea of spending eternity upside down in a lake of fire and maybe even boiling poop, I would recommend that you try as hard as you can to get saved.

It may be too late for a wretched whore like you, but if you accept the Word of God, you can still be saved and then I will welcome you with a big hug into our family of believers.
You're so nice, sweetie, and now could you please make an introduction thread - and please, please follow the instructions - so we can properly greet you?
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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 03:18 AM

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...Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well...
Scripture quoted (ixnay on the NIV-ay, use the KJV, eh?) applies only to women in churches. Please provide other Scripture to back your assertion that women should be quiet elsewhere.


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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 03:53 AM

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This is shocking. I am new here myself and seeing someone try to provoke a controversy is hurtful.

Ms Wilson, read your Bible. Women should be silent, not only in church: in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35), but everywhere else as well.

The Word of God hasn't changed, Ms Wilson, and unless you like the idea of spending eternity upside down in a lake of fire and maybe even boiling poop, I would recommend that you try as hard as you can to get saved.

It may be too late for a wretched whore like you, but if you accept the Word of God, you can still be saved and then I will welcome you with a big hug into our family of believers.

The only thing shocking about it is the movies I have mentioned and pretty much most of them would raise a lot of controversy.

No, they shouldn't be silent. You're pretty sexist aren't you? I don't believe in Hell. No thanks. I'm fine.
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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 04:43 AM

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The only thing shocking about it is the movies I have mentioned...
Mister Ed covered that already:

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...Now why would True Believers™ be interested in anything other than films that glorify Jesus?...
If you read some of the True Christians'™ intro threads, you'll learn two things:

1) Many of the True Christians™ arrived here after being Saved™ by from lives of horrific debauchery, during which they violated the Bible's proscriptions on abuse of drink, drugs, self, others (of either sex [or multiple]), animals, etc., so routinely that it became more a pastime than any conscious act of rebellion, so simple movies with cheap special effects like the ones you've listed are more likely to induce snoring than bring up anyone's lunch, and

2) Introductions include INTRODUCING YOURSELF. Cleverly hidden at the TOP OF EVERY PAGE on this Forum you'll find:

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Cooperation would be beneficial for the longevity of your posting rights here. Jus' sayin.


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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 05:17 AM

Cannibal Corpse?

Did you know that an indonesian woman was actually killed on screen during the production of this movie?


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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 05:20 AM

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You're so nice, sweetie, and now could you please make an introduction thread - and please, please follow the instructions - so we can properly greet you?
Well, I apologize.. I was thinking about what to write in the way of introduction when I happened on Ms Wilson's post, which jarred me to the point where I forgot the rules.

I'm terribly embarrassed, so I will leave now.
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Did you know that an indonesian woman was actually killed on screen during the production of this movie?
Why? Was she a witch? Was she a rape victim that didn't cry out? Was she a non-virgin bride who had been paid for?


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Why? Was she a witch? Was she a rape victim that didn't cry out? Was she a non-virgin bride who had been paid for?
Could have been any of those reasons.

Legend has it that they wanted an ultra-realistic death scene and decided just to do it for real.


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Could have been any of those reasons...
Then the True Christians™ would approve, as those are all death penalty offences in the Bible.

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Then the True Christians™ would approve, as those are all death penalty offences in the Bible.

Or, someone figured they'd sell a lot more tickets if they started some shocking rumour.
The film crew actually were charged with murder and appeared in court to defend the charge but the case was dropped due to a lack of evidence...

Looking back on some of the still, you may be right about the witch part



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The film crew actually were charged with murder and appeared in court to defend the charge but the case was dropped due to a lack of evidence...

Looking back on some of the still, you may be right about the witch part
Son, instead of reading silly urban legends (and falling for them) try reading a Bible (KJV 1611). You might learn something more believeable than the silly stories you are making up.

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Son, instead of reading silly urban legends (and falling for them) try reading a Bible (KJV 1611). You might learn something more believeable than the silly stories you are making up.

Proverbs 12:23

A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fooles proclaimeth foolishnesse
Court documents are hardly urban legends.

And I've read the KJV Bible. Several times.


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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 08:26 AM

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Court documents are hardly urban legends.

And I've read the KJV Bible. Several times.
I know you're lying because when you read the Bible, the Bible reads you. It's mighty rare for an atheist to be able to walk away from a good and honest reading of Scripture. And when that happens, it's a heart problem, not a God problem...

And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts. (Mark 4:15)

Don't be a way-side seed! Read the Bible one more time, and this time, hold onto what you read by saying a little prayer inside. The devil will flee.

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Default Re: Hello people - 10-06-2013, 10:20 AM

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I know you're lying because when you read the Bible, the Bible reads you. It's mighty rare for an atheist to be able to walk away from a good and honest reading of Scripture. And when that happens, it's a heart problem, not a God problem...

And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts. (Mark 4:15)

Don't be a way-side seed! Read the Bible one more time, and this time, hold onto what you read by saying a little prayer inside. The devil will flee.

Pastor Ed
Nope, sorry.

I did 4 years seminary study. I wouldn't denounce something without at least giving it a chance.


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Nope, sorry.

I did 4 years seminary study. I wouldn't denounce something without at least giving it a chance.
Where? Which denomination?


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Nope, sorry.

I did 4 years seminary study. I wouldn't denounce something without at least giving it a chance.
So why did you drop out? Either the course was too challenging or your values are not aligned with Jesus.

Which is it?

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