[Professor Tyeisha X]

If you ask me, this Bachelor Party is a sick idea! Not only are you treating these innocent women as sex objects, you are planning on polluting their minds with your patriarchal hegemonic Christianity! These young virgin minds do not need YOU sexist pigs tampering with them! They deserve a chance.

I have fought for undocumented immigrants rights for four decades now. My diligant efforts in the political arena have helped grant them taxpayer-funded medical care, welfare, legal assistance, and job placement. Racist nitwits like to say "Oh but they're stealing our jobs", but they weren't your jobs to begin with, were they? How many white people you see picking oranges in the fields or working the late shift at Wal-Mart? What racist white people fail to realize is that since these poor immigrants are in a new country with all the odds stacked against them, of course they should get preferential treatment.

My labor organization has been working hard to extend affirmative action to undocumented immigrants, so that government jobs will maintain a quota of hiring non-English speaking immigrants. We've also trudged forth with a plan to solve the unemployment problem of certain immigrants by forcefully terminating natural-born White citizens from their jobs and granting them to the more-deserving immigrants.

I STAND WITH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF LA RAZA! TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK FROM THE WHITE MAN!!!

[Miss April]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

If you ask me, this Bachelor Party is a sick idea! Not only are you treating these innocent women as sex objects, you are planning on polluting their minds with your patriarchal hegemonic Christianity! These young virgin minds do not need YOU sexist pigs tampering with them! They deserve a chance.

I have fought for undocumented immigrants rights for four decades now. My diligant efforts in the political arena have helped grant them taxpayer-funded medical care, welfare, legal assistance, and job placement. Racist nitwits like to say "Oh but they're stealing our jobs", but they weren't your jobs to begin with, were they? How many white people you see picking oranges in the fields or working the late shift at Wal-Mart? What racist white people fail to realize is that since these poor immigrants are in a new country with all the odds stacked against them, of course they should get preferential treatment.

My labor organization has been working hard to extend affirmative action to undocumented immigrants, so that government jobs will maintain a quota of hiring non-English speaking immigrants. We've also trudged forth with a plan to solve the unemployment problem of certain immigrants by forcefully terminating natural-born White citizens from their jobs and granting them to the more-deserving immigrants.

I STAND WITH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF LA RAZA! TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK FROM THE WHITE MAN!!!

Well The thing Is No one Asked you So go stand with your Evil gay brothers and sisters somewhere else This Bachelor Party is not a sick idea at all its a great one Those Women Need Saving they deserve a Change not to turn out like you Our great Godly men are not treating them as objects but Trying To save them and Help them turn from there bad ways to the amazing Jesus so Shut up you useless piece of Trash

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

undocumented immigrants

Oh, you mean messicants, as in, "Oh I can't - I simply CAN'T! - learn English!" - ?



There. There's your 'non-racist smiley' (or whatever) you've been looking for. Take it and leave and stop ruining this thread about the beautiful Christian love between a Man and a woman

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

If you ask me, . . . SNIPPAGE OF THE SAME CRAP SHE ALWAYS POSTS

WE DIDN'T!!!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

> I have fought for undocumented immigrants rights for four decades now.

I don't know what makes you think these girls are going to be undocumented. I believe we'll be able to arrange for a sufficient number of summer school student visas at the Landover Bible College. We've also got plans for the most deserving students to continue their studies longer than the one-night stan...erh, for at least a few extra months, unless they fail a pregnancy test (in which case they'll be deported immediately - we don't want to encourage anchor babies, especially nowadays in the era of reliable DNA testing).

Praise Jesus!
Buford

[Nobar King]

I haven't been to a good bachelor party in a while. When is it, again?

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Let's convert these Jewish army gals to Christ!

That one in the middle looks remarkably like Shannen Doherty, if someone beat her a few too many times with a KJV.

Gentlemen, have you given any thought to where these young ladies should stay? As some of you know, the Bunkhouse about to be renovated, and sleeps 16.

If the ladies don't mind group showers and bunk beds, I can manage to postpone the construction work for a couple of days to accommodate them.

Consider it my wedding present for Officer Richardson.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Well, congratulations, Officer Richards!

I've only been down to Freehold on a couple of short, church-related visits . . . I've met Sister Victory on one of those occasions, and may I say you are one lucky man! Rarely have I met a woman with such an incredible appetite
for life and the love of Jesus! Why, she's almost filled to bursting with the Spirit, brother!

I won't be attending your party, but will be happy to send you two a gift. It really warms my heart, Officer. Congratulations on being the man to finally satisfy this Godly sister's desperate craving hunger longing for a man of her own.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Well, gentlemen, Rev. Jake and I, along with a couple of our televangelist pals and some unsaved ladies from the local Hustler club are leaving today (Saturday) from Southern California in Rev. Jake's converted bus RV and we should be in Freehold by July 1! We thought about flying in my personal jet, but decided a cross-country trip sounds more fun! Check out this awesome RV the Rev. Jake has...



And here's the unsaved ladies from the Hustler Club that will be joining us on the trip. The one on the left is Trish, the one on the right is Britney. Both of them are bisexual and love to disobey the Bible by engaging in morally depraved acts with each other. I made it abundantly clear to these girls that if they try to do anything naughty with each other on the bus, then they will receive punishment from my cat o' nine tails and a stern lecture from me.




Now, the rest of the unsaved girls from the foreign countries will be arriving in Des Moines on July 1. Rev Jake and I will swing the RV by the airport and pick them up! We are going to have our hands busy fingering through the Bible and our mouths will be working non-stop as we witness to their unsaved souls!

I will be taking my laptop with me so I can keep in touch with the good people at Landover. This is going to be the Bachelor Party to end all Bachelor Parties, fellas! I guarantee you that! Wholesome Christian brotherhood and fellowship, and we're even going to save a few lost souls out of the deal. I can't wait, and I'll see you all in Freehold in a couple days!

-Rev. Jim

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

These three come as a package! Meet our lovely Israeli trio, Miriam, Sarah, and Ruth. They are all new recruits in the Israeli army (pictured here in their uniforms) so don't let their feminine exteriors fool you -- they are trained by the Mossad to kill you with just two fingers! They are stationed in Tel Aviv but all have paid leave coming up. Let's convert these Jewish army gals to Christ!

Oh come on now Rev Mr Jim, ebrybody know Joos don't fight nobody and da Mexican gal, hell, dont we got enough of dem here already?
Git yourself a nice Polock lady to save. They is good wif playing the kilbasa.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

If you ask me, this Bachelor Party is a sick idea! Not only are you treating these innocent women as sex objects, you are planning on polluting their minds with your patriarchal hegemonic Christianity! These young virgin minds do not need YOU sexist pigs tampering with them! They deserve a chance.



snip cause she be babblin agin

I STAND WITH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF LA RAZA! TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK FROM THE WHITE MAN!!!

Lady, ain't you in da wrong forum? Did they get rid of da Black Panters room? You go on and on complaning bout ebrything , yet you do nothin but bitch. Nother thing, there ain't nothin to take back from da white folk, they was here first, you fool!

[Patriarch Jon]

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X

If you ask me, this Bachelor Party is a sick idea! Not only are you treating these innocent women as sex objects, you are planning on polluting their minds...

The problem is these young women haven't been intorduced to a good Christian rod as prescribed in the bible. Each of these women needs to be introduced to a fine Chrsitian gentleman with an upstanding rod and they will see the roor in their ways.

Why are you so harteful of the manly tools the lord provided for the proper training of women ??

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Rev. Jim's Road Trip Update!!!

Greetings from the beautiful Grand Canyon, Arizona! It's amazing to see such a beautiful work of art handcrafted by God Himself. Can you believe those evilutionists think blind forces and random happenstances caused this scenic masterpiece?

Here's a pic of me talking with a fat Injun named Henry Red Cloud. Chief Red Cloud is the director of the local Injuns here and took me on a tour of the magnificent clear-glass skywalk that overlooks the Grand Canyon. We discussed the beauty of the Grand Canyon as well some of our favorite firewaters. Turns out Ol' Chief here has a penchant for Chivas 18 year old Scotch as well, so we shared several glasses a toast with each other to the beauty and preserveration of the Grand Canyon.

We were going to stop in Vegas along the way, but realized we wouldn't have time. Oh well. The Canyon is providing enough entertainment. We're staying in the RV tonight, and I had to reprimand those two lesbian Hustler whores today when they started lip-locking in the back bedroom. I had to go in there, lock the door and give them a firm and stern punishment.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Rev. Jim's Road Trip Update (Day Two)

Well, we find ourselves here in beautiful Aspen, Colorado, and while ski season is over, I'm appreciating the scent of fresh pine and the beautiful wild flowers sprouting all over the Rocky Mountains. There's still plenty to do here...dining, dancing, massages, hiking, off-road ATVing, camping, and other fun stuff!

Here are two women I met staying here at the lodge. The one on the left is Debbie, the one on the right is Jessica. This photo was taken as I was enjoying a nice glass of Burgundy and explaining to them how the epistle of James was indeed authored by Paul, contrary to what so-called Biblical scholars may claim. I've really opened up their minds and by the end of the night, I will have these women Saved©!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I am given to understand that there will be a swimming pool available at this bachelor party.

Since I'm unable to attend, but am very concerned about water safety -- I nearly drowned myself at a local man's bachelor party down at the lake last year -- I'd like to send an early present . . . A couple of special flotation devices, to be sure nobody drowns.

To whom should I send them?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Rev. Jim's Road Trip Update (Day Three)

Here we are in East St. Louis, Missouri. Now as a change of pace, we thought we'd take the RV down through the notorious negro ghettos of St. Louis. We've all seen the ghettos on TV and the movies before, but we wanted to broaden our cultural understanding and spread the Word of God© to the unsaved negros hanging out on porches and in front of liquor stores drinking cheap malt liquor out of paper bags.

This picture here was taken tonight. I managed to befriend a rather amicable gang leader named Tyrone "King Kong" Williams. He led me into the lair of the Rolling Sixes gang where they were having a party. Lots of tribal-sounding jungle rythyms of "rap music" and fat black girls shaking copius amounts of thick booty. Most of these unfortunate unsaved individuals have either been brought up in A.M.E. churches, or worse, Black Islam mosques. I made it clear to these people that despite being Sons of Ham, they could still get saved through the Power of Jesus Christ! It was a bit hard trying to explain King James English to them, so I had to resort to what little Ebonics I know from MTV and Ice Cube movies.

It might be hard to find me, but look for me all the way to the right. I'm the only white guy there.

[James Hutchins]

Rev. I am jealous of your trip. I get to travel a fair amount but for me, it is non-stop white line fever coast to coast. When I doblow throughin St. Louis, I have met with the 'brothers' from time to time but never get the chance to interact like I want to.

[Nobar King]

I'm a little concerned about what's going on between Mr. Pinky Pink and the Pink panther. Those guys are wearing colors that are a little too 'sweet' for that crowd, if you know what I mean.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I'm a little concerned about what's going on between Mr. Pinky Pink and the Pink panther. Those guys are wearing colors that are a little too 'sweet' for that crowd, if you know what I mean.

Yes the two guys in pink are Darnell "EZ Boy" Smith and Jermaine "Hot Dawg" Louis. Both of them appeared to me, to use the Negro parlance, "on the down low", if you know what I mean. EZ Boy and Hot Dawg left the party several times to go into a bedroom. I assumed they were sticking their mouth around a crack pipe, but in light of what you pointed out, I don't think it was a crack pipe...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I hope you save the Bride a dance. You look like you can really boogy!