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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 12:22 PM
False! What do I look like, a homer?

The person under me has a tattoo.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 12:32 PM
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The person under me has a tattoo.
True. I have a whole collection of them we took off a tribe of hippies we caught camping up in the North Freehold buffer Zone a couple years back. Some of them are beginning to fade a bit though...


The person under me "experimented" with sodomy in college.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 12:38 PM
FALSE! Those rumours are completely false I tell you.

The person under me believes me.

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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 01:40 PM
Of course I do, brother! I know that is certainly NOT how you got the nickname Wide-Open...

The person under me is afraid of catching the AIDS.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 03:40 PM
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Of course I do, brother! I know that is certainly NOT how you got the nickname Wide-Open...

The person under me is afraid of catching the AIDS.
NOT IN FREEHOLD! We don't do "that" stuff here.

The person under me does do "that" stuff.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 03:52 PM
FALSE!

The person under me knows which televangelists are real and which ones are of the devil.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 03:55 PM
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FALSE!

The person under me knows which televangelists are real and which ones are of the devil.
TRUE! They are all of the devil because they all proclaim that God loves every sinner!

The person under me has doubts.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 03:59 PM
False. I have never doubted myself ever for I have unwavering faith.

The person under me has dressed up as a clown.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 04:02 PM
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False. I have never doubted myself ever for I have unwavering faith.

The person under me has dressed up as a clown.
For Jesus!

The person under me specifies an exorbitant starting bid on the GWB memorabilia they offer on EBay.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 04:09 PM
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False. I have never doubted myself ever for I have unwavering faith.

The person under me has dressed up as a clown.
TRUE. It happened on the commune when I was growing up. When the adults weren't having drugged out orgies, they'd dress us kids up as clowns and take us downtown to panhandle change from the tourists.

It's not something I'm proud of.


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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 04:56 PM
True! AMEN!

The person under me has a raunchy past that nobody knows about.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 08:00 PM
Lawd hab mercy, yo must be a psychic!

da person unda me is a transexual

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 08:12 PM
I've never had sex on a train.

The next person types standing up.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 09:23 PM
False. I didn't want to be personally responsible for turning this great nation into a 2nd-World Socialist Soviet Republic!

The person below me is secretly turned on by two young, beautiful women doing lesbian sexual acts with each other.

SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 09:32 PM
True Ooops..FALSE.... As part of my job with SCOOP it is my pleasure duty to witness these acts.

The person under me reads only the Bible and listens only to good Christian music. I don't mean that false Christian rock, I mean Godly music like hymns and such.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 09:36 PM
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True The person under me reads only the Bible and listens only to good Christian music. I don't mean that false Christian rock, I mean Godly music like hymns and such.


The person under me.....

No, I cannot go on. It sounds entirely too sexural
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 10:03 PM
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The person under me.....

No, I cannot go on. It sounds entirely too sexural
Bless you, Sister Sue.

The person under me will convey my invitation to Sister Sue for her to accompany me to the Church Potluck Picnic on Memorial Day.

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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 10:18 PM
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The person beneath me will call me a heathen/pagan/wiccan/muslim/homo/joo/scum/evilutionist/all of the above, and tell me I am going to hell.
Nah, i think ur cool. I dont understand the Bible fully, I dont think anyone can. The person below me wasnt born into a christian family and chose the religion on their own accord
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Default Re: The person under me: (True or false) - 05-22-2009, 10:27 PM
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Nah, i think ur cool. I dont understand the Bible fully, I dont think anyone can. The person below me wasnt born into a christian family and chose the religion on their own accord
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True. I was "raised" an atheist, if you can call it real child-raising. I ran home when I was a teenager and embarked on a life of crime, sin, iniquity, and vice. It wasn't until I was 33 I had the TRUTH revealed to me by a personal visit with Spaceship Jesus.

The person who posted above me is a complete idiot for thinking no one can understand the Bible fully. Doesn't he read the posts by Landover's faithful flock? (T/F?)

SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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